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Fbone · 11-25-2018, 05:21 PM

Any woman can make mistakes, but only an idiot calls her out on them.

drjd · 11-26-2018, 05:59 AM

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

Fbone · 11-27-2018, 03:01 AM

Overall, I’d say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.

drjd · 11-27-2018, 06:14 AM

Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

Adoby · 11-27-2018, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by drjd

Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

...and it broke almost at once.

Fbone · 11-28-2018, 01:59 AM

If you were any less intelligent you would have to be watered twice a week.

drjd · 11-28-2018, 06:43 AM

When two orthopedists started a new surgery, it was a joint operation.

Fbone · 11-28-2018, 09:54 PM

The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.

drjd · 11-29-2018, 05:53 AM

What is the most romantic fruit? Dates.

Bilbo1967 · 11-29-2018, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by drjd

What is the most romantic fruit? Dates.

What about passion fruit?

cromag · 11-29-2018, 07:16 PM

Love apples?

Fbone · 11-29-2018, 09:02 PM

Veni, vedi, visa. I came. I saw. I did a little shopping.

drjd · 11-30-2018, 05:40 AM

And Moses looked upon the Lord and said:"We are your chosen people and you want us to cut the tips off of our WHAT?"

drjd · 12-02-2018, 05:20 AM

I shouldn't say bad stuff about illiterate people, though. I should write it.

yvanleterrible · 12-03-2018, 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drjd

And Moses looked upon the Lord and said:"We are your chosen people and you want us to cut the tips off of our WHAT?"

The nib left from the molding process.

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11-25-2018, 05:21 PM	#10351
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,318 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Any woman can make mistakes, but only an idiot calls her out on them.

11-26-2018, 05:59 AM	#10352
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

11-27-2018, 03:01 AM	#10353
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,318 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Overall, I’d say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.

11-27-2018, 06:14 AM	#10354
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

11-28-2018, 01:59 AM	#10356
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,318 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	If you were any less intelligent you would have to be watered twice a week.

11-28-2018, 06:43 AM	#10357
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	When two orthopedists started a new surgery, it was a joint operation.

11-28-2018, 09:54 PM	#10358
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,318 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.

11-29-2018, 05:53 AM	#10359
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	What is the most romantic fruit? Dates.

11-29-2018, 07:16 PM	#10361
cromag Surfin the alpha waves ~~ Posts: 26,763 Karma: 459765791 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: New Jersey Device: Jetbook Lite & Mini, Nook STR, Kobo, Hanvon N516, Kindle 2, Androids	Love apples?

11-29-2018, 09:02 PM	#10362
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,318 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Veni, vedi, visa. I came. I saw. I did a little shopping.

11-30-2018, 05:40 AM	#10363
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	And Moses looked upon the Lord and said:"We are your chosen people and you want us to cut the tips off of our WHAT?"

12-02-2018, 05:20 AM	#10364
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	I shouldn't say bad stuff about illiterate people, though. I should write it.