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Fbone · 11-20-2018, 02:07 AM

Learn from your mistakes. Make better and better mistakes until you’re making the best mistakes possible.

drjd · 11-20-2018, 04:40 AM

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Andy_T · 11-20-2018, 08:21 AM

Well, if you know the gun is fully loaded, it's your turn, and you are playing with no more than 5 others, I would say your chances are fair :-)

Andy_T · 11-20-2018, 08:23 AM

Also, this classic:

wodin · 11-20-2018, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy_T

Well, if you know the gun is fully loaded, it's your turn, and you are playing with no more than 5 others, I would say your chances are fair :-)

Unless your using a Gock.

badgoodDeb · 11-20-2018, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy_T

Also, this classic:

Before looking at artist's name: Yes, I thought that looked like Mad Magazine style. Or in other words, Sergio Aragones. [I just bought a dozen Groo comics on EBay, for nostalgia's sake. And to show the younger generation.]

Fbone · 11-20-2018, 08:59 PM

Current relationship status: Made dinner for two. Ate both.

Fbone · 11-21-2018, 11:57 PM

With great power comes great electricity bill.

drjd · 11-22-2018, 04:31 AM

A bookkeeper is a problem for a library.

Fbone · 11-22-2018, 07:55 PM

Whoever said money doesn’t grow on trees has obviously never sold pot.

drjd · 11-23-2018, 05:19 AM

It really tees me off when you wear my driving gloves to play golf.

Fbone · 11-23-2018, 11:44 AM

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. So does having no health insurance.

drjd · 11-24-2018, 05:11 AM

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Dishes!

Dishes who?

Dishes a very bad joke!

Kumabjorn · 11-25-2018, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

Before looking at artist's name: Yes, I thought that looked like Mad Magazine style. Or in other words, Sergio Aragones. [I just bought a dozen Groo comics on EBay, for nostalgia's sake. And to show the younger generation.]

I once hitchhiked with Sergio Aragones.
In Sweden.
Seems the editorial staff took a week long communal trip once every year to explore new things. He rented a car and decided to drive around for a day when I happened to stand at the big road outside my school hoping someone picked me up.

drjd · 11-25-2018, 05:11 AM

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

11-20-2018, 08:23 AM	#10339
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11-20-2018, 02:07 AM	#10336
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11-23-2018, 11:44 AM	#10347
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11-25-2018, 05:11 AM	#10350
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.