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Greg Anos · 04-17-2016, 08:49 PM

Never try to make a monkey our of a human being.

They get mad when you try to move them up the evolutionary scale. . .

Greg Anos · 05-15-2016, 08:43 AM

The only good programmer is a paranoid programmer. . .

arjaybe · 05-15-2016, 12:16 PM

Extraverts think introverts envy them.

Greg Anos · 08-16-2016, 11:10 PM

There are three kinds of hands people will give you.

A hand up.

A hand out.

And a hand in.

Those giving you a hand up are trying to help you over a problem.

Those with a hand out are trying to make you pay for their problem.

And those with with a hand in are just trying to make you feel guilty while they rob you.

dwig · 08-17-2016, 12:47 PM

If wishes were wings,
frogs wouldn't bump their ass so often.

trichobezoar · 09-07-2018, 08:23 PM

Throughout my wayward journey,
May the light within,
The Light of my being,
Guide me.

(c) 2018, Carmen Aguilar.
All rights reserved.

wodin · 09-07-2018, 08:27 PM

Of course I talk to myself, after all I'm the only one who'll listen to me.

BetterRed · 09-08-2018, 02:24 AM

Syntaxes all of us

trichobezoar · 09-08-2018, 11:28 PM

I think I think, therefore I think I am... I think.

*questioning reality*

cromag · 09-09-2018, 01:12 AM

It's not so much the "Greeks bearing gifts" you have to watch out for. It's the gifts bearing Greeks.

trichobezoar · 09-09-2018, 02:12 AM

Potentiality

We are co-creating--
Creating our world with words (sign posts).

Words have the capacity to mend and heal
And words have the power to tear asunder.

(c) 2018, Carmen Aguilar.
All rights reserved.

badgoodDeb · 09-10-2018, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cromag

It's not so much the "Greeks bearing gifts" you have to watch out for. It's the gifts bearing Greeks.

Also the geeks bearing grifts.

Greg Anos · 09-10-2018, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

Also the geeks bearing grifts.

Or bears grifting geek. . . .

Dngrsone · 09-11-2018, 12:49 PM

But what about bears gifting grits?

Greg Anos · 09-11-2018, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dngrsone

But what about bears gifting grits?

only the tough ones. . . .

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04-17-2016, 08:49 PM	#121
Greg Anos Grand Sorcerer Posts: 11,546 Karma: 37057604 Join Date: Jan 2008 Device: Pocketbook	Never try to make a monkey our of a human being. They get mad when you try to move them up the evolutionary scale. . .

05-15-2016, 08:43 AM	#122
Greg Anos Grand Sorcerer Posts: 11,546 Karma: 37057604 Join Date: Jan 2008 Device: Pocketbook	The only good programmer is a paranoid programmer. . .

05-15-2016, 12:16 PM	#123
arjaybe Wizard Posts: 1,075 Karma: 12500000 Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Okanagan Device: Sony PRS-650, Kobo Clara	Extraverts think introverts envy them.

08-16-2016, 11:10 PM	#124
Greg Anos Grand Sorcerer Posts: 11,546 Karma: 37057604 Join Date: Jan 2008 Device: Pocketbook	There are three kinds of hands people will give you. A hand up. A hand out. And a hand in. Those giving you a hand up are trying to help you over a problem. Those with a hand out are trying to make you pay for their problem. And those with with a hand in are just trying to make you feel guilty while they rob you.

08-17-2016, 12:47 PM	#125
dwig Wizard Posts: 1,613 Karma: 6718541 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Paradise (Key West, FL) Device: Current:Surface Go & Kindle 3 - Retired: DellV8p, Clie UX50, ...	If wishes were wings, frogs wouldn't bump their ass so often.

09-07-2018, 08:23 PM	#126
trichobezoar Riding Against the Wind Posts: 2,932 Karma: 43570696 Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Near Cacti, NM Device: Galaxy Note 10.1 & Kindle Touch	Throughout my wayward journey, May the light within, The Light of my being, Guide me. (c) 2018, Carmen Aguilar. All rights reserved.

09-07-2018, 08:27 PM	#127
wodin Illiterate Posts: 10,279 Karma: 37848716 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: The Sandwich Isles Device: Samsung Galaxy S10+, Microsoft Surface Pro	Of course I talk to myself, after all I'm the only one who'll listen to me.

09-08-2018, 02:24 AM	#128
BetterRed null operator (he/him) Posts: 22,018 Karma: 30277294 Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Sydney Australia Device: none	Syntaxes all of us

09-08-2018, 11:28 PM	#129
trichobezoar Riding Against the Wind Posts: 2,932 Karma: 43570696 Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Near Cacti, NM Device: Galaxy Note 10.1 & Kindle Touch	I think I think, therefore I think I am... I think. questioning reality

09-09-2018, 01:12 AM	#130
cromag Surfin the alpha waves ~~ Posts: 26,767 Karma: 459765791 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: New Jersey Device: Jetbook Lite & Mini, Nook STR, Kobo, Hanvon N516, Kindle 2, Androids	It's not so much the "Greeks bearing gifts" you have to watch out for. It's the gifts bearing Greeks.

09-09-2018, 02:12 AM	#131
trichobezoar Riding Against the Wind Posts: 2,932 Karma: 43570696 Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Near Cacti, NM Device: Galaxy Note 10.1 & Kindle Touch	Potentiality We are co-creating-- Creating our world with words (sign posts). Words have the capacity to mend and heal And words have the power to tear asunder. (c) 2018, Carmen Aguilar. All rights reserved.

09-11-2018, 12:49 PM	#134
Dngrsone Almost legible Posts: 1,457 Karma: 4611110 Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: In a high desert, CA Device: Galaxy Note 9, Galaxy Tab A (2017), Likebook P78	But what about bears gifting grits?