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Old 06-01-2018, 12:07 PM   #107011
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*chicken places order for ACME 'Instant Hamburger Maker'*

Sounds simple: Insert cow into large doorway, hamburgers emerge fully cooked from the slot onto the tray (included with purchase)

Disclaimer: Be sure to SECURELY latch the door after inserting cow. Not responsible for damages caused by overheated cows that escape from an improperly latched door.
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Old 06-01-2018, 01:14 PM   #107012
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Old 06-01-2018, 03:23 PM   #107013
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I'm taking the win away from the danger of the hooves of slightly singed cows....
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Old 06-01-2018, 03:48 PM   #107014
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*chicken places order for ACME 'Instant Hamburger Maker'*

Sounds simple: Insert cow into large doorway, hamburgers emerge fully cooked from the slot onto the tray (included with purchase)

Disclaimer: Be sure to SECURELY latch the door after inserting cow. Not responsible for damages caused by overheated cows that escape from an improperly latched door.
*Solitaire1 reads the instruction book for the ACME Instant Hamburger Maker. It contains a warning: "When activated, the ACME Instant Hamburger Maker will generate a tractor beam that will pull the cow/bull into the machine. NOTE: Any nearby smaller creatures may also be pulled in, so be sure to move them to a safe distance before activating it.*

*Solitaire1 moves a mile away from the machine...and takes the win with him.*
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Old 06-01-2018, 04:09 PM   #107015
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I'm keeping a long way away from that machine. Coincidentally, also with the win.
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Old 06-01-2018, 06:18 PM   #107016
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Old 06-01-2018, 06:26 PM   #107017
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Hmmm .... tractor beam .... wonder if it would pull all the feathers off a certain bird of prey? .... Now that would be a win
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Old 06-01-2018, 08:19 PM   #107018
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Old 06-01-2018, 08:32 PM   #107019
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Hmmmm .... the manual is fairly simple ....

Push large red button to activate tractor beam ... ok

*push*

Nothing is happening ... wonder if it's broken ...

*chicken shakes remote control & bangs it against the machine*


WHAM!


..... will somebody please move the tractor off me?
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Old 06-01-2018, 09:29 PM   #107020
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Old 06-01-2018, 10:19 PM   #107021
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Old 06-01-2018, 11:44 PM   #107022
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Old 06-02-2018, 01:40 AM   #107023
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I have driven a tractor.

[fx: starts up tractor]

Now, which gear is first reverse gear?

[fx: runs tractor into lab wall]

Oh well, I'm sure that can be patched up. And at least it's off poohbear_nc. And who left the win in the cab?

I have the win.
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Old 06-02-2018, 03:53 AM   #107024
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Old 06-02-2018, 04:53 AM   #107025
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