Silliness The How Long Can Marc Hold His Breath Poll - Page 5

DixieGal · 02-23-2009, 10:07 AM

He's back, and the world is right again! BTW, did your mom make you use correct grammar? Because I understood everything you said. I'll bring paella, seeing as how I've got a chicken thawed. OK, it's more than thawed, it's walking around clucking. I'm hoping some of your associates will prepare it for cooking.

Wanna have it at The Love Shack? There was plenty of room in there for everyone. Built-in blender and second ice maker, because the one in the fridge is just not enough for the crowd we will have been hosting.

Let me know early, so that Tim will have time to hook up the water to the bathroom and put some extra toilet tank deodorizer down there. The monkey has to go in your truck, however. My insurance doesn't cover damage to the system by monkey poo.

GeoffC · 02-23-2009, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DixieGal

He's back, and the world is right again! BTW, did your mom make you use correct grammar? Because I understood everything you said. I'll bring paella, seeing as how I've got a chicken thawed. OK, it's more than thawed, it's walking around clucking. I'm hoping some of your associates will prepare it for cooking.

Wanna have it at The Love Shack? There was plenty of room in there for everyone. Built-in blender and second ice maker, because the one in the fridge is just not enough for the crowd we will have been hosting.

Let me know early, so that Tim will have time to hook up the water to the bathroom and put some extra toilet tank deodorizer down there. The monkey has to go in your truck, however. My insurance doesn't cover damage to the system by monkey poo.

Anywhere to store the chocolate?

DixieGal · 02-23-2009, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by GeoffC

Anywhere to store the chocolate?

In my stomach! Or on the cabinet, just bring it and we will decide what to do with my leftovers, if any should remain.

GeoffC · 02-23-2009, 12:56 PM

btw, are you aware that you are "as sexy as a twisted cruller doughtnut" ....

(don't blame me, I'm just quoting your 'little blue squares' .... )

ShortNCuddlyAm · 02-23-2009, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

Am, excuse me for my poor and oft self-vandalised-and-graffitied memory, but have you not been to one of my trademarked Montsnmags Party "do"s irregularly held chaotichronically at Chateau Pompette? Are you, in fact, a Party-virgin? If so...pshrynk, care to chaperone? I'm unsure of Am's depilatory status, but I'm sure she'll make a delightful dance partner on the evening (I suspect she may lead, which I know your gentlemanly mannerisms are liberal enough to take pleasure from).

Erm, I'm reasonably sure I've not been to any trademarked Parties, just one non-trademarked one...

My depilatory status is perfectly acceptable, I'll have you know - I get turned down every time I apply for a job as "bearded lady"...

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

So it behooves you to be properly dressed at all times, so that you don't show up wearing your underwear on the outside.

That kind of puts paid to my idea for an outfit... hrmm...

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Originally Posted by GeoffC

btw, are you aware that you are "as sexy as a twisted cruller doughtnut" ....
(don't blame me, I'm just quoting your 'little blue squares' .... )

Apparently you're less competitive than me, which would be rather hard...

DixieGal · 02-23-2009, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by GeoffC

btw, are you aware that you are "as sexy as a twisted cruller doughtnut" ....

(don't blame me, I'm just quoting your 'little blue squares' .... )

I like my karma fortunes. For the longest time, it said i could tie a knot in a cherry with my tongue.

montsnmags · 02-23-2009, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Erm, I'm reasonably sure I've not been to any trademarked Parties, just one non-trademarked one...
...

Honestly? You've not heard of our irregularly-scheduled chaotichronic Party/Parties , as pshrynk mentioned, held usually around Tuesday last week and indeterminately the same Party every time, and hosted by me at Chateau Pompette (my dimensionally aberrant abode that makes the Tardis look like a small, plain cupboard inside and out, and that exists outside of normspace, apparently, though the dilation-engines get confused sometimes and parts occasionally butt into this reality in odd ways), and attended by all manner of...entities, with every taste catered to and served at the yvanleterrible infinite dining table, and with Zany Carter Deluxes on-tap from pretty much every flat surface and some that are decidedly mobius, and which you have actually attended since I am inviting you and I wouldn't invite anyone who wasn't actually there last week when it was held/will be held?

Party-virgin: u iz wun (that's not a slur - it's a delectable state of being, akin to discovering that not only can you look positively fabulous (with lots of "a"s and "s"s) in those new boots and that sequinned frock, but that it looks even better when you become aware of your previously unknown talent for turning your entire body inside out before swallowing your own brain).

PARTY!

ShortNCuddlyAm · 02-23-2009, 07:28 PM

Aware of yes, but espite my reputation I'm actually very good at missing parties I'm aware of. Except I would appear to have already been to one as I have an invitation.

I am looking forward to having been to my first one

The boots will have been worn, maybe not the sequinned number though, last time I wore that I was mistaken for a disco ball...

badgoodDeb · 02-23-2009, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

maybe not the sequinned number though, last time I wore that I was mistaken for a disco ball...

...... And that's a problem, WHY, exactly? Disco balls are very helpful for spreading the light all ooooover and into all the corners where Adrian might be hiding. We always need more disco balls at these parties!

ShortNCuddlyAm · 02-23-2009, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

...... And that's a problem, WHY, exactly? Disco balls are very helpful for spreading the light all ooooover and into all the corners where Adrian might be hiding. We always need more disco balls at these parties!

Do you know just how uncomfortable it is to be suspended from the ceiling by your bra straps and boot laces??? No sequins!

I'll bring a bright torch though

montsnmags · 02-24-2009, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Do you know just how uncomfortable it is to be suspended from the ceiling by your bra straps and boot laces??? No sequins!

I'll bring a bright torch though

I would suggest hanging with Mindy and badgoodDeb for the first Party (scratch that bit about pshrynk being your chaperone - the man is as many-handed as an Octogibbon). badgoodDeb, well, she has mad warrior princess skilz, and Mindy, well Mindy is not only a fairy, she's the Fairy (see previous post about Rules to remember). Should anyone be stupid enough to think about considering whether to allow the thought to cross their mind to suspend you from the ceiling...well, I'm pretty sure the ladies will have you covered, though they'll probably go get DIXIEGAL as well, not out of need, but simply out of the desire to share the fun.

You'll look beautiful in anything to me, so wear sequins if you wish and definitely wear those faaaaabulous boots.

Cheers,
Your Host

ravenne · 02-24-2009, 07:02 AM

Can I come too? I would love to have a little chit-chat with Adrian...

ShortNCuddlyAm · 02-24-2009, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

I would suggest hanging with Mindy and badgoodDeb for the first Party (scratch that bit about pshrynk being your chaperone - the man is as many-handed as an Octogibbon). badgoodDeb, well, she has mad warrior princess skilz, and Mindy, well Mindy is not only a fairy, she's the Fairy (see previous post about Rules to remember). Should anyone be stupid enough to think about considering whether to allow the thought to cross their mind to suspend you from the ceiling...well, I'm pretty sure the ladies will have you covered, though they'll probably go get DIXIEGAL as well, not out of need, but simply out of the desire to share the fun.

You'll look beautiful in anything to me, so wear sequins if you wish and definitely wear those faaaaabulous boots.

Cheers,
Your Host

Alright then - the party (sorry, Party(TM MnME) sounds like more fun by the minute! I'll be/was there in those boots and a sequinned number!

Sweetpea · 02-24-2009, 08:53 AM

I'm still not sure I will have make the time needed for this party...

pshrynk · 02-24-2009, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweetpea

I'm still not sure I will have make the time needed for this party...

The party pretty much ends up making the time for you, so no worries.

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02-23-2009, 10:07 AM	#61
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	He's back, and the world is right again! BTW, did your mom make you use correct grammar? Because I understood everything you said. I'll bring paella, seeing as how I've got a chicken thawed. OK, it's more than thawed, it's walking around clucking. I'm hoping some of your associates will prepare it for cooking. Wanna have it at The Love Shack? There was plenty of room in there for everyone. Built-in blender and second ice maker, because the one in the fridge is just not enough for the crowd we will have been hosting. Let me know early, so that Tim will have time to hook up the water to the bathroom and put some extra toilet tank deodorizer down there. The monkey has to go in your truck, however. My insurance doesn't cover damage to the system by monkey poo.

02-23-2009, 12:56 PM	#64
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	btw, are you aware that you are "as sexy as a twisted cruller doughtnut" .... (don't blame me, I'm just quoting your 'little blue squares' .... )

02-23-2009, 07:28 PM	#68
ShortNCuddlyAm WWHALD Posts: 7,879 Karma: 337114 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Mitcham, Surrey, UK Device: iPad. Selling my silver 505 here	Aware of yes, but espite my reputation I'm actually very good at missing parties I'm aware of. Except I would appear to have already been to one as I have an invitation. I am looking forward to having been to my first one The boots will have been worn, maybe not the sequinned number though, last time I wore that I was mistaken for a disco ball...

02-24-2009, 08:53 AM	#74
Sweetpea Grand Sorcerer Posts: 9,707 Karma: 32763414 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Krewerd Device: Pocketbook Inkpad 4 Color; Samsung Galaxy Tab S6	I'm still not sure I will have make the time needed for this party...