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drjd · 02-08-2018, 02:58 PM

Searching for a new laptop online is basically forcing your current computer to dig its own grave.

drjd · 02-11-2018, 06:03 AM

“Your waffle iron isn’t working, dear!”

“Please just stay away from my laptop grandma!!!”

orlok · 02-11-2018, 12:42 PM

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timebug · 02-11-2018, 02:10 PM

The troupe of Mimes leaped out at the
unsuspecting passer-by and did unspeakable
things......

drjd · 02-12-2018, 05:18 AM

Q: What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office?
A: They're hiring.

orlok · 02-12-2018, 10:11 AM

A very rich and respected lady held a tea party for her wealthy and influential friends, and ate more cucumber sandwiches than were good for her.
During one of those deadly silences that happens in even the best of parties, a colossal breaking of wind came from the hostesses' direction. Never one to be easily embarrassed, she quickly said to her butler "James, stop that immediately!" The butler turned slowly and replied in his most superior voice, "Certainly madam, which way did it go?"

drjd · 02-15-2018, 07:34 AM

A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have searched 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues in the evening.

WT Sharpe · 02-19-2018, 06:34 PM

Some things were not meant to be seen by human eyes.

cromag · 02-20-2018, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

Some things were not meant to be seen by human eyes.

Walt?! Is that you?

WT Sharpe · 02-22-2018, 05:25 PM

Some of you won't sleep tonight after seeing this graphic.

badgoodDeb · 02-22-2018, 05:43 PM

AArggggh. Indeed.

wodin · 02-22-2018, 07:59 PM

My eyes! My eyes!

Bookpossum · 02-22-2018, 10:59 PM

Now that’s just cruelty to people wot likes there langwidge.

WT Sharpe · 02-23-2018, 12:04 AM

And here's more cruelty:

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Ain't I a

?

Dazrin · 02-23-2018, 01:54 AM

That first one reminds me of my HS physics teacher's favorite "latin" saying:

Semper ubi sub ubi.

02-19-2018, 06:34 PM	#10013
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	Some things were not meant to be seen by human eyes. Attached Thumbnails

02-22-2018, 05:25 PM	#10015
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	Some of you won't sleep tonight after seeing this graphic. Attached Thumbnails

02-23-2018, 12:04 AM	#10019
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	And here's more cruelty: Ain't I a ?

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02-08-2018, 02:58 PM	#10006
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Searching for a new laptop online is basically forcing your current computer to dig its own grave.

02-11-2018, 06:03 AM	#10007
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	“Your waffle iron isn’t working, dear!” “Please just stay away from my laptop grandma!!!”

02-11-2018, 12:42 PM	#10008
orlok Close to the Edit! Posts: 9,797 Karma: 267994408 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"

02-11-2018, 02:10 PM	#10009
timebug Ancient Sage Posts: 14,585 Karma: 15493448 Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: Derby U.K. Device: Kobo Reader	The troupe of Mimes leaped out at the unsuspecting passer-by and did unspeakable things......

02-12-2018, 05:18 AM	#10010
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Q: What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office? A: They're hiring.

02-12-2018, 10:11 AM	#10011
orlok Close to the Edit! Posts: 9,797 Karma: 267994408 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"	A very rich and respected lady held a tea party for her wealthy and influential friends, and ate more cucumber sandwiches than were good for her. During one of those deadly silences that happens in even the best of parties, a colossal breaking of wind came from the hostesses' direction. Never one to be easily embarrassed, she quickly said to her butler "James, stop that immediately!" The butler turned slowly and replied in his most superior voice, "Certainly madam, which way did it go?"

02-15-2018, 07:34 AM	#10012
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have searched 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues in the evening.

02-22-2018, 05:43 PM	#10016
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,574 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	AArggggh. Indeed.

02-22-2018, 07:59 PM	#10017
wodin Illiterate Posts: 10,279 Karma: 37848716 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: The Sandwich Isles Device: Samsung Galaxy S10+, Microsoft Surface Pro	My eyes! My eyes!

02-22-2018, 10:59 PM	#10018
Bookpossum Snoozing in the sun Posts: 10,146 Karma: 115423645 Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Melbourne, Australia Device: iPad Mini, Kobo Touch	Now that’s just cruelty to people wot likes there langwidge.

02-23-2018, 01:54 AM	#10020
Dazrin Wizard Posts: 2,737 Karma: 75825105 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: PDXish Device: Kindle Voyage, various Android devices	That first one reminds me of my HS physics teacher's favorite "latin" saying: Semper ubi sub ubi.