Just for pshrynk

Elsi · 02-22-2009, 08:03 PM

I'm seriously cross-posting from my book swapping group, but when this title popped up in this month's PUF (paranormal and urban fiction) swap, I was immediately thinking of pshrynk. Unfortunately, I didn't find an electronic version available.

The Vampire Shrink by Lynda Hilburn

Kismet Knight, PhD, doesn't believe in the paranormal. She especially doesn't believe in vampires, but she begins to wise up when she is introduced to a handsome man named Devereux who claims to be 800 years old. Kismet doesn't buy his vampire story, but she also can't explain why she has such odd reactions and feelings when he is near. Then a client almost completely drained of blood staggers into her waiting room and two angry men force their way into her office, causing her to consider the possibility that she has run afoul of a vampire underworld. Enter FBI profiler Alan Stevens, who warns her that vampires are very real, and one is a murderer—a murderer who is after her.

RWood · 02-22-2009, 09:08 PM

Interesting story. Thanks.

pshrynk · 02-22-2009, 09:52 PM

That was Tuesday last week.

Barcey · 02-22-2009, 10:56 PM

I notice the clients weren't completely drained of blood. They have to be able to pay the bill after all.

GeoffC · 02-23-2009, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Barcey

I notice the clients weren't completely drained of blood. They have to be able to pay the bill after all.

but they must have been due for a discount ....

LazyScot · 02-23-2009, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by GeoffC

but they must have been due for a discount ....

Why? They'd just had dat Count?

Why are you looking at me like that and not laughing?....

Okay, okay. Vampire. Count Dracula. Dat Count. Sounds like DisCount, except he stands on the other side of the room.

Sheesh. Why do I bother?

Sweetpea · 02-23-2009, 07:18 AM

Hmm, you're mixing "dat" with "die"

it's "die graaf", not "dat graaf"....

LazyScot · 02-23-2009, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweetpea

Hmm, you're mixing "dat" with "die"

it's "die graaf", not "dat graaf"....

If you're after the Pendant of Pedantry, you'll need to speak to Her Royal Zeeness...

Sweetpea · 02-23-2009, 07:31 AM

Shouldn't somebody else speak for me?

GeoffC · 02-23-2009, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweetpea

Shouldn't somebody else speak for me?

you could always miaow ...

zelda_pinwheel · 02-25-2009, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LazyScot

Why? They'd just had dat Count?

Why are you looking at me like that and not laughing?....

Okay, okay. Vampire. Count Dracula. Dat Count. Sounds like DisCount, except he stands on the other side of the room.

Sheesh. Why do I bother?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargggg !!!!

Sweetpea · 02-26-2009, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargggg !!!!

Looks like somebody woke up

02-22-2009, 08:03 PM	#1
Elsi Wizard Posts: 2,366 Karma: 12000 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Texas, USA Device: Kindle; Sony PRS 505; Blackberry 8700C	Just for pshrynk I'm seriously cross-posting from my book swapping group, but when this title popped up in this month's PUF (paranormal and urban fiction) swap, I was immediately thinking of pshrynk. Unfortunately, I didn't find an electronic version available. The Vampire Shrink by Lynda Hilburn Kismet Knight, PhD, doesn't believe in the paranormal. She especially doesn't believe in vampires, but she begins to wise up when she is introduced to a handsome man named Devereux who claims to be 800 years old. Kismet doesn't buy his vampire story, but she also can't explain why she has such odd reactions and feelings when he is near. Then a client almost completely drained of blood staggers into her waiting room and two angry men force their way into her office, causing her to consider the possibility that she has run afoul of a vampire underworld. Enter FBI profiler Alan Stevens, who warns her that vampires are very real, and one is a murderer—a murderer who is after her.

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