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yvanleterrible · 11-02-2017, 06:53 AM

Octopi is 25.1327412287...

drjd · 11-02-2017, 08:41 AM

Did Nazis favour Goebbelization?

wodin · 11-02-2017, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

Octopi is 25.1327412287...

π in octal is approximately 3.11037 55242 10264 30215 14230 63050 56006 70163 21122 01116 02105 14763 07200 20273 72461 66116 33104 50512 02074 61615

pdurrant · 11-02-2017, 03:55 PM

I don't want any pie today.

%*£@# autocorrect!

I meant

I don't want any Pi. Tau Day!

wodin · 11-02-2017, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pdurrant

I don't want any pie today.

%*£@# autocorrect!

I meant

I don't want any Pi. Tau Day!

I think I'll wait until June.

doubleshuffle · 11-02-2017, 04:25 PM

Does octopi equal tetratau?

badgoodDeb · 11-02-2017, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doubleshuffle

Does octopi equal tetratau?

No, quadratau, I think.

drjd · 11-06-2017, 06:55 AM

I know a thing or three about miscalculations.

yvanleterrible · 11-06-2017, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drjd

I know a thing or three about miscalculations.

I know her she won the calculus contest in my class some 50 years ago...

drjd · 11-06-2017, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

I know her she won the calculus contest in my class some 50 years ago...

Indeed!

drjd · 11-08-2017, 07:52 AM

Bob, a man of few words, had evaded many a marital trap, but was now hopelessly in love with pretty young Sue. Finally he said, "Will you marry me, Sue?"

She smiled and said, "Oh yes, Bob."

There followed a long silence, till Sue said, "Well, say something more, Bob."

And Bob said hollowly, "I think I've said too much as it is."

drjd · 11-09-2017, 05:23 AM

A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the statue, a sign was displayed: "Here lies Seymour Ruthenberg".

The tourist inquired of one of the locals how was it possible an unknown had a name.
The resident replied, "As a soldier, that Seymour was pretty much unknown, but as an accountant - Oy! He was something."

drjd · 11-11-2017, 05:35 AM

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'

I said, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled and nodded knowingly, 'That's why we ask.'

drjd · 11-13-2017, 05:13 AM

In light of the rising frequency of human - grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert of bears while in the field. They advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. They also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear dung. Black bear dung is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper.

Andy_T · 11-14-2017, 04:14 AM

A classic :-)

Speaking of bears ....

11-14-2017, 04:14 AM	#9930
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11-02-2017, 03:55 PM	#9919
pdurrant The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠 Posts: 74,480 Karma: 318076944 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Norfolk, England Device: Kindle Oasis	I don't want any pie today. %*£@# autocorrect! I meant I don't want any Pi. Tau Day!

11-02-2017, 04:25 PM	#9921
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11-06-2017, 06:55 AM	#9923
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11-08-2017, 07:52 AM	#9926
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Bob, a man of few words, had evaded many a marital trap, but was now hopelessly in love with pretty young Sue. Finally he said, "Will you marry me, Sue?" She smiled and said, "Oh yes, Bob." There followed a long silence, till Sue said, "Well, say something more, Bob." And Bob said hollowly, "I think I've said too much as it is."

11-09-2017, 05:23 AM	#9927
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the statue, a sign was displayed: "Here lies Seymour Ruthenberg". The tourist inquired of one of the locals how was it possible an unknown had a name. The resident replied, "As a soldier, that Seymour was pretty much unknown, but as an accountant - Oy! He was something."

11-11-2017, 05:35 AM	#9928
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' I said, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled and nodded knowingly, 'That's why we ask.'

11-13-2017, 05:13 AM	#9929
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	In light of the rising frequency of human - grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert of bears while in the field. They advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. They also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear dung. Black bear dung is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper.