Harv and Vera's Adventures in Panama - Page 5

badgoodDeb · 11-11-2008, 07:05 PM

Oh my!! Holding my breath, awaiting the next installment feveredly. I do hope they reach Vera in time. I also hope Vera doesn't find out about Harv and Sheila .....

BookishDreamer · 11-11-2008, 09:06 PM

Uh-oh...does Harv have a secret family?!

Dreamer

zelda_pinwheel · 11-11-2008, 09:08 PM

"They're heathens."

one of my new favorite lines (although it's not easy to narrow it down).

GeoffC · 11-12-2008, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Check!

Don't you really mean .... cheque ....

pshrynk · 11-12-2008, 12:03 PM

Had no idea that I was Tuckerizing Vivaldi. Or what Tuckerizing was.

zelda_pinwheel · 11-12-2008, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Had no idea that I was Tuckerizing Vivaldi. Or what Tuckerizing was.

i know. i'm constantly learning stuff i didn't know here too.

vivaldirules · 11-12-2008, 12:40 PM

Wow. I've been Tuckerized? I'm honored, pshwynk. I think I sense a tear forming.

GeoffC · 11-12-2008, 01:04 PM

tuckerized !

you've been eaten ?

nekokami · 11-12-2008, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

"Hello, Mr Wallbanger," said a familar voice. "And greetings to Vivaldi-san, as well. My children miss you."

"They're heathens."

Ah. The identity of the mysterious person who won Vivaldi in a card game is revealed at last!

Meanwhile, in the back room, kicking frantically, Vera managed to knock over a bucket of icewater... revealing a medium-sized squid, suffering from hypothermia. Vera and the squid eyed one another, each realizing, simultaneously, that they could be each other's salvation... or doom.

[cue dramatic music]

zelda_pinwheel · 11-12-2008, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nekokami

Ah. The identity of the mysterious person who won Vivaldi in a card game is revealed at last!

Meanwhile, in the back room, kicking frantically, Vera managed to knock over a bucket of icewater... revealing a medium-sized squid, suffering from hypothermia. Vera and the squid eyed one another, each realizing, simultaneously, that they could be each other's salvation... or doom.

[cue dramatic music]

the suspense is killing me !!!!

pshrynk · 11-13-2008, 12:05 AM

A loud crash came from the back room. Miyatake looked over his shoulder. Harv tensed to make a lunge. Out of the corner of his eye he saw movement. Looking over, there was a man standing in the shadows.

"I must see to what is happening in the rear. My associate, Mr Fujimora will see to you." He vanished through a curtain.

"I have heard that you are a good fighter, Mr Wallbanger. Shall we see who is superior?"

"Okay. You win. Can I get my friend and go, now?"

"Ah, but that would not be a contest, then. Do you not wish to test your skills against mine?"

"If I said no, I don't suppose that you'd go along with that, would you?"

"Assuredly not. Come, we must do this, now."

The small man advanced on light feet toward Harv. He could tell that this guy had some skills. For one, he didn't lick his thumb and grimace. Harv lifted his fists and watched Fujimora's abdomen. The abdomen would telegraph what is going to happen.

So, why was it twisting in that particluar way? A foot hit him in the side of his head.

Huh? His vision narrowed and he felt dizzy.

zelda_pinwheel · 11-13-2008, 10:21 AM

good lord. i hope vera's salvation doesn't depend on harv. thank heavens vivaldi is around, something tells me that the talking dog will save the day. as usual.

pshrynk · 11-13-2008, 10:34 AM

Harv stepped back. "What was that?"

"The flying rhinocerous. Very potent!" Fujimora grinned evily. "I have made an impression, yes?"

"No. Well your foot did, but I'm not impressed." Harv stepped forward, more wary this time of the feet. Who fought with their feet? Except at the end?

Vivaldi started yapping wildly and running in circles. Fujimora moved in and started kicking and punching. Harv managed to block most, and roll with the others. Small man, little stopping power, short reach.

I've got him right where I want him, thought Harv. Another kick landed on the side of his head.

Set up the rhythm. Punch, punch, jab. Step. Punch, upper cut, dodge. take a kick, and a punch. Jab, jab, jab.

The two combatants circled around one another. Harv's blows landing like sledge hammers, the smaller man's feet taking their toll. Punch, punch, jab, upper cut, punch. Dog bites him in the ass, knee.

Fujimora rolled up in a circle of pain. "You... are... not... an honorable... fighter!" he wheezed out between gasps of pain.

"Naw, I just want to win," said Harv, as he kicked him in the head. Fujimora went out.

Slite · 11-13-2008, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Punch, punch, jab, upper cut, punch. Dog bites him in the ass, knee.

Fujimora rolled up in a circle of pain. "You... are... not... an honorable... fighter!" he wheezed out between gasps of pain.

"Naw, I just want to win," said Harv, as he kicked him in the head. Fujimora went out.

Pwahahahahaha! Hilarious!

zelda_pinwheel · 11-13-2008, 10:54 AM

it would seem i have underestimated harv. although i note that vivaldi did do his part.

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11-11-2008, 07:05 PM	#61
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,574 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	Oh my!! Holding my breath, awaiting the next installment feveredly. I do hope they reach Vera in time. I also hope Vera doesn't find out about Harv and Sheila .....

11-11-2008, 09:06 PM	#62
BookishDreamer Cultural Artist Posts: 1,128 Karma: 12829 Join Date: May 2008 Location: Georgia Device: Sony 505, Kindle 2	Uh-oh...does Harv have a secret family?! Dreamer

11-11-2008, 09:08 PM	#63
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	"They're heathens." one of my new favorite lines (although it's not easy to narrow it down).

11-12-2008, 12:03 PM	#65
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Had no idea that I was Tuckerizing Vivaldi. Or what Tuckerizing was.

11-12-2008, 12:40 PM	#67
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Wow. I've been Tuckerized? I'm honored, pshwynk. I think I sense a tear forming.

11-12-2008, 01:04 PM	#68
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	tuckerized ! you've been eaten ?

11-13-2008, 12:05 AM	#71
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	A loud crash came from the back room. Miyatake looked over his shoulder. Harv tensed to make a lunge. Out of the corner of his eye he saw movement. Looking over, there was a man standing in the shadows. "I must see to what is happening in the rear. My associate, Mr Fujimora will see to you." He vanished through a curtain. "I have heard that you are a good fighter, Mr Wallbanger. Shall we see who is superior?" "Okay. You win. Can I get my friend and go, now?" "Ah, but that would not be a contest, then. Do you not wish to test your skills against mine?" "If I said no, I don't suppose that you'd go along with that, would you?" "Assuredly not. Come, we must do this, now." The small man advanced on light feet toward Harv. He could tell that this guy had some skills. For one, he didn't lick his thumb and grimace. Harv lifted his fists and watched Fujimora's abdomen. The abdomen would telegraph what is going to happen. So, why was it twisting in that particluar way? A foot hit him in the side of his head. Huh? His vision narrowed and he felt dizzy.

11-13-2008, 10:21 AM	#72
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	good lord. i hope vera's salvation doesn't depend on harv. thank heavens vivaldi is around, something tells me that the talking dog will save the day. as usual.

11-13-2008, 10:34 AM	#73
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Harv stepped back. "What was that?" "The flying rhinocerous. Very potent!" Fujimora grinned evily. "I have made an impression, yes?" "No. Well your foot did, but I'm not impressed." Harv stepped forward, more wary this time of the feet. Who fought with their feet? Except at the end? Vivaldi started yapping wildly and running in circles. Fujimora moved in and started kicking and punching. Harv managed to block most, and roll with the others. Small man, little stopping power, short reach. I've got him right where I want him, thought Harv. Another kick landed on the side of his head. Set up the rhythm. Punch, punch, jab. Step. Punch, upper cut, dodge. take a kick, and a punch. Jab, jab, jab. The two combatants circled around one another. Harv's blows landing like sledge hammers, the smaller man's feet taking their toll. Punch, punch, jab, upper cut, punch. Dog bites him in the ass, knee. Fujimora rolled up in a circle of pain. "You... are... not... an honorable... fighter!" he wheezed out between gasps of pain. "Naw, I just want to win," said Harv, as he kicked him in the head. Fujimora went out.

11-13-2008, 10:54 AM	#75
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	it would seem i have underestimated harv. although i note that vivaldi did do his part.