To all new MobileRead & Kindle2 members

[GeoffC]

Oh - thank you Jon .....

[desertgrandma]

To all new MobileRead & Kindle2 members
I'm sure you've all been welcomed in some way by someone....

If not, let me just say "Welcome to Mobileread"

Its a site well worth looking into.......Haunt the forums and threads for lots of information on your particular device.

If you have questions, don't hesitate to ask!

Look at our "Wiki" for more information on 'how to's"

And don't forget the thousands of e-books available for you to download for whichever device you have, or even if you currently don't have one,.

BUT the most important thing I'd like to say......Don't forget to participate in our "which ebook device do you have" poll!

[RWood]

Originally Posted by JSWolf

Welcome one and all to the weird and wonderful world of MobileRead.

I resemble that remark.

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Pshrynk people as long as I have and you soon learn how to fake sincerity with the best of them!

Or as they say on the Group W bench, pshrynk is as pshrynk does. Whatever that means.

Returning alumni, you conference breakout materials were sent to you via PM, the rest, please assemble in the main Lounge so DG and DG may give out your assignments. VR, there is a 5 lb. slab of fully cooked bacon with your name on it in Conference Room B, for the rest there are four 25 lb. boxes of assorted chocolate in Conference Room C.

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

Originally Posted by RWood

for the rest there are four 25 lb. boxes of assorted chocolate in Conference Room C.

That is four 25lb boxes of chocolates each, isn't it?

*running over to conference room C*

[RWood]

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

That is four 25lb boxes of chocolates each, isn't it?

*running over to conference room C*

Sorry, somehow the keyboard wanted its own cut of the chocolate. That was "each"

We have a supply contract to keep VR in bacon for the rest of the month. After that it depends on funds availability and how fast the new Obama full pork funding gets to us.

[desertgrandma]

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

That is four 25lb boxes of chocolates each, isn't it?

*running over to conference room C*

Oh my gosh, look at that!! Some one just tripped Shorty!

Who coulda done such a thing?

(is that a yellow tail disappearing around the corner?)

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Oh my gosh, look at that!! Some one just tripped Shorty!

Who coulda done such a thing?

(is that a yellow tail disappearing around the corner?)

Meanie!

There's plenty for everyone!

*grabs at tail*

[desertgrandma]

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Meanie!

There's plenty for everyone!

*grabs at tail*

No...........(running faster) actually there isn't!! MEoowwrr..........

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

Originally Posted by desertgrandma

No...........(running faster) actually there isn't!! MEoowwrr..........

Ummm...

OK....
Got it!

Chocolate's bad for kitties - I have some nice catnip though?

[desertgrandma]

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Ummm...

OK....
Got it!

Chocolate's bad for kitties - I have some nice catnip though?

dammit!

But, I"m an OLD kitty and won't live much longer anyway......at least let me go happy with the taste of chocolate on my kitty lips!

[BurBunny]

You're all too slow and too late. Da bunny's got it - but I'll share

[desertgrandma]

Originally Posted by BurBunny

You're all too slow and too late. Da bunny's got it - but I'll share

You're a good bunny.

[BurBunny]

Originally Posted by desertgrandma

You're a good bunny.

But remember, just a taste for the kitty. I won't be responsible for felinicide.

[desertgrandma]

Originally Posted by BurBunny

But remember, just a taste for the kitty. I won't be responsible for felinicide.

Okay, but you gotta share with shorty too. She's kinda slow getting here cause he knee's kinda hurting from being tri........uh, falling in the hallway!

[BurBunny]

Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Okay, but you gotta share with shorty too. She's kinda slow getting here cause he knee's kinda hurting from being tri........uh, falling in the hallway!

But of course. It's Valentine's - must have chocolate for all, right?