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 ![]()   Your refusal to defend your indefensible position is duly noted.   I'll happily leave it there: there really is no argument that you could make that would lead me to dumb down to your level anyway.  | 
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			For some reason, last time I was in Canada people could just not understand me when I asked for "water". It happened several times in various establishments. Tim Horton's seemed to be the worse.
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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 Of course, I was also asking for a bottle of water, which seemed to exacerbate things ("bottle" seems to be another problematic word).  | 
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 Finally, this morning's announcer pronounced it correctly (kutz rhymes with puts, as in "he puts the plate on the table") and I signed with relief. Whether or not that's a correct German pronunciation, it *is* the correct local pronunciation.  | 
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			And then there's the Kosciuszko Bridge ...
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Y'all need to go listen to my favorite podcast "A Way With Words". There's lot of discussion on regional dialect and sayings etc. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	It's interesting a word like water can be pronounced depending where you are wahter warter wahder warder and that dropped middle t sound wa er (sorta slurred together) And one of my all time favorite mispronounced words... segue !  | 
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			My brother pronounces it seeg.  I tried to correct him, but it just made him insist.  Ya know?
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			One part of the Norfolk dialect is to replace 't' with a glottal stop (represented here by an apostrophe). Water -> wa'er. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Jack: I only have some bread and bu'er for my lunch. Teacher: That's not the way to say butter, Jack. Try again. Jack: Bu'er Teacher: But-ter Jack: But-ter Teacher: There, Thass be'er.  | 
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