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yvanleterrible · 12-17-2016, 11:38 PM

That's sadistic...
As a gentler folk I simply enjoy spoiling my grand kids with whatever my children do not want their offspring to get or do. That fire in their eyes always gets a chuckle or a smile out of me.

Bookpossum · 12-18-2016, 07:15 AM

I understand Margaret Mead said that grandparents and grandchildren get on so well because they share a common enemy.

orlok · 12-19-2016, 08:31 AM

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drjd · 12-19-2016, 01:31 PM

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Wonderful indeed!

PoP · 12-19-2016, 02:39 PM

How many cryptographers does it take to change a light bulb?

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badgoodDeb · 12-19-2016, 08:16 PM

How many teenagers does it take to changes a light bulb?

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Doitsu · 12-20-2016, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by PoP

How many cryptographers does it take to change a light bulb?

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At first I thought it's just random text, but then I remembered the good old Caesar cipher and figured it out with the help of this website. (Select guess as the key.)

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PoP · 12-20-2016, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Doitsu

...but then I remembered the good old Caesar cipher and figured it out ...

Kudo, you are the first eligible to change the

I am impressed! I thought random characters could have made enough of a joke too, but where would have been the fun

Bookpossum · 12-20-2016, 05:38 PM

Brilliant work Doitsu! I had just assumed the letters were random. And very clever of you PoP. Karma to you both.

cromag · 12-20-2016, 11:51 PM

How many cockroaches does it take to change a light bulb?

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drjd · 12-21-2016, 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doitsu

At first I thought it's just random text, but then I remembered the good old Caesar cipher and figured it out with the help of this website. (Select guess as the key.)

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I never thought it that way! It's great, Doitsu.

PoP · 12-21-2016, 07:50 AM

One

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drjd · 12-22-2016, 03:26 AM

How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.

"Terrible!" the room-mate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."

"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"

"He was the original owner."

John K · 12-24-2016, 08:06 PM

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'tis the season...

I love it when a candy cane is in mint condition.

drjd · 12-25-2016, 06:28 AM

I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my apartment, I was halfway through wrapping them, and I realized, Damn, I used the wrong wrapping paper. The paper I used said, Happy Birthday. I didnt want to waste it, so I just wrote Jesus on it.

12-19-2016, 02:39 PM	#9485
PoP curly᷂͓̫̙᷊̥̮̾ͯͤͭͬͦͨ ʎʌɹnɔ Posts: 3,021 Karma: 50506927 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: ♁ ᴺ₄₅°₃₀' ᵂ₇₃°₃₇' ±₆₀" Device: K3₃.₄.₃ PW3&4₅.₁₃.₃	How many cryptographers does it take to change a light bulb? Spoiler: XIGHCBS

12-19-2016, 08:16 PM	#9486
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,575 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	How many teenagers does it take to changes a light bulb? Spoiler: Whatever.

12-20-2016, 11:51 PM	#9490
cromag Surfin the alpha waves ~~ Posts: 26,839 Karma: 459765791 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: New Jersey Device: Jetbook Lite & Mini, Nook STR, Kobo, Hanvon N516, Kindle 2, Androids	How many cockroaches does it take to change a light bulb? Spoiler: Nobody knows. As soon as the light comes on they all scatter.

12-21-2016, 07:50 AM	#9492
PoP curly᷂͓̫̙᷊̥̮̾ͯͤͭͬͦͨ ʎʌɹnɔ Posts: 3,021 Karma: 50506927 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: ♁ ᴺ₄₅°₃₀' ᵂ₇₃°₃₇' ±₆₀" Device: K3₃.₄.₃ PW3&4₅.₁₃.₃	One Spoiler: How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb ?

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12-17-2016, 11:38 PM	#9481
yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	That's sadistic... As a gentler folk I simply enjoy spoiling my grand kids with whatever my children do not want their offspring to get or do. That fire in their eyes always gets a chuckle or a smile out of me.

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Bookpossum Snoozing in the sun Posts: 10,146 Karma: 115423645 Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Melbourne, Australia Device: iPad Mini, Kobo Touch	I understand Margaret Mead said that grandparents and grandchildren get on so well because they share a common enemy.

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12-20-2016, 05:38 PM	#9489
Bookpossum Snoozing in the sun Posts: 10,146 Karma: 115423645 Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Melbourne, Australia Device: iPad Mini, Kobo Touch	Brilliant work Doitsu! I had just assumed the letters were random. And very clever of you PoP. Karma to you both.

12-22-2016, 03:26 AM	#9493
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate. "Terrible!" the room-mate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." "Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?" "He was the original owner."

12-24-2016, 08:06 PM	#9494
John K Reader Posts: 266 Karma: 13465550 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: USA Device: Kindle DXG, Kobo Forma	. . . 'tis the season... I love it when a candy cane is in mint condition.

12-25-2016, 06:28 AM	#9495
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my apartment, I was halfway through wrapping them, and I realized, Damn, I used the wrong wrapping paper. The paper I used said, Happy Birthday. I didnt want to waste it, so I just wrote Jesus on it.