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Old 08-25-2016, 08:13 AM   #1021
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Old 08-25-2016, 03:15 PM   #1022
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Old 08-31-2016, 09:48 AM   #1023
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Old 09-15-2016, 07:48 AM   #1024
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Old 09-15-2016, 08:34 AM   #1025
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Old 09-16-2016, 01:11 PM   #1026
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Old 09-16-2016, 07:47 PM   #1027
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Yes, this is really a thing.
Proof positive that people are getting dumber. My wife bought a Dominos Pizza last night, and today when throwing away the box, I noticed that on the bottom were instructions for how to carry a carry-out pizza. Two observations: (1) if you need instructions on how to carry a pizza, chances are you're too dumb to know which end goes in your mouth and you really shouldn't be feeding yourself, and (2) the instructions were on the bottom of the box, meaning that if you read them beforehand in order to learn how to carry your pizza, you already ruined your pizza.
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Old 09-16-2016, 07:55 PM   #1028
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Proof positive that people are getting dumber. My wife bought a Dominos Pizza last night, and today when throwing away the box, I noticed that on the back were instructions for how to carry a carry-out pizza. Two observations: (1) if you need instructions on how to carry a pizza, chances are you're too dumb to know which end goes in your mouth and you really shouldn't be feeding yourself, and (2) the instructions were on the back of the box, meaning that if you read them beforehand in order to learn how to carry your pizza, you already ruined your pizza.
That looks more like the bottom of the box.
Now you haven't ruined your pizza. You just do what I did when I flipped a frozen pizza over in the oven. Just scrape it up and feed it to your little brother.
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Old 09-16-2016, 08:00 PM   #1029
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Proof positive that people are getting dumber. My wife bought a Dominos Pizza last night, and today when throwing away the box, I noticed that on the back were instructions for how to carry a carry-out pizza. Two observations: (1) if you need instructions on how to carry a pizza, chances are you're too dumb to know which end goes in your mouth and you really shouldn't be feeding yourself, and (2) the instructions were on the back of the box, meaning that if you read them beforehand in order to learn how to carry your pizza, you already ruined your pizza.
The instructions in the middle do say "box must be right-side up for best results".
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Old 09-16-2016, 08:08 PM   #1030
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That looks more like the bottom of the box.
Now you haven't ruined your pizza. You just do what I did when I flipped a frozen pizza over in the oven. Just scrape it up and feed it to your little brother.
Ok, I changed that. Maybe I need instructions on how to tell the back from the bottom!
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Old 09-22-2016, 04:16 PM   #1031
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Old 10-07-2016, 07:48 AM   #1034
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