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Old 08-03-2016, 03:07 PM   #76
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I have the perfect title.

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Old 08-03-2016, 05:42 PM   #77
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I have the perfect title.

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The title of a book comprised of two sentences?
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Old 08-03-2016, 07:16 PM   #78
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The title of a book comprised of two sentences?
I've seen longer lol.
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Old 08-03-2016, 09:20 PM   #79
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The title of a book comprised of two sentences?
Ye Gods, man! Expert editing can resolve that problem, easily.

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Old 08-03-2016, 09:24 PM   #80
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Old 08-04-2016, 03:54 PM   #81
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Old 08-10-2016, 10:04 AM   #82
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It's not adult at all.
Maybe not, but the first title gave me the impression as if a weiner is a synonym for w*nk*r. (I don't know if can use that word on MR without getting banned... if you can't fathom it, I'll PM it to you )

I like "Tales from the back of my head" the best. I've got an omnibus titled "Tales from the dark side", which is similar; general/humor/horror stories.
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Old 08-10-2016, 10:49 AM   #83
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Maybe not, but the first title gave me the impression as if a weiner is a synonym for w*nk*r. (I don't know if can use that word on MR without getting banned... if you can't fathom it, I'll PM it to you )

I like "Tales from the back of my head" the best. I've got an omnibus titled "Tales from the dark side", which is similar; general/humor/horror stories.
I thought dogs at first.
Don needs to get this published.
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Old 08-10-2016, 11:48 AM   #84
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I have the best title.

The Blue One next to the Fish

Now you just have to make the story fit the title. Problem solved.
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I have the best title.

The Blue One next to the Fish

Now you just have to make the story fit the title. Problem solved.
Jon,
Quit giving him ideas. He is warped enough on his own.

Though he needs to put them in an elevator.
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Quit giving him ideas. He is warped enough on his own.

Though he needs to put them in an elevator.
I thought that was the point of this.

Of course, I have another idea.

The Zombie Blue One Next to the Dead Fish

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I thought that was the point of this.

Of course, I have another idea.

The Zombie Blue One Next to the Dead Fish
Should be a Blue Zombie Stripping One Next to the dead fish.
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Of those two I prefer the first, but I don't really love either one......

How about you write an additional one called "Dogs with Toothpicks?"
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Of those two I prefer the first, but I don't really love either one......

How about you write an additional one called "Dogs with Toothpicks?"
Those weiners are the kind you eat, not the kind that bark.
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