Unutterably Silly So what are you doing RIGHT NOW?

[desertgrandma]

Originally Posted by RickyMaveety

Seriously?? It's a cow that has gotten out of its pasture and on to the road (most of the time it's the road .... I don't know why).

I hit a loose cow during driver's ed. Put me off getting my DL until I was about 26. I was that traumatized.

OH. I guess I thought it meant something else..........and was wondering how a cow could get a reputation as being 'loose'.......

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by desertgrandma

I just want to know what a 'loose cow' is.......

Originally Posted by RickyMaveety

Seriously?? It's a cow that has gotten out of its pasture and on to the road.

hmph. i thought it was a cow with no moral fiber and bad frequentations.

[desertgrandma]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

hmph. i thought it was a cow with no moral fiber and bad frequentations.

See??? Great minds think alike!

[RickyMaveety]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

hmph. i thought it was a cow with no moral fiber and bad frequentations.

Originally Posted by desertgrandma

See??? Great minds think alike!

City folks. My, oh my.

[yvanleterrible]

Originally Posted by RickyMaveety

City folks. My, oh my.

Yup!

Cows are not intelligent enough to have "moral fiber". And then any animal who'd dump on your feet fer that matter. More like dietary fiber.

[desertgrandma]

Originally Posted by RickyMaveety

City folks. My, oh my.

Yes, when we lived in Arkansas, we lived out in the country. Lots of cattle there. I will NEVER forget the first time, in the hot summer, we drove by this huge bull...........I couldn't stop laughing. I swear, how do they keep from stepping on them?

[yvanleterrible]

Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

Tonight I start playing in a new indoor soccer league, OVER 50!!!

Well, that new league is pretty promising, no violence, pushing or verbal attacks. The oldest one there is 68 and plays pretty good.
It was my first game in 3 months because I had pulled an achille's tendon. It went great, almost as if I hadn't left. (I'm stiff all over though)

Looking forward to join as a regular.

[RickyMaveety]

Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Yes, when we lived in Arkansas, we lived out in the country. Lots of cattle there. I will NEVER forget the first time, in the hot summer, we drove by this huge bull...........I couldn't stop laughing. I swear, how do they keep from stepping on them?

Do you mean how do people keep from stepping on huge bulls?? Or, how do huge bulls keep from stepping on their own private parts??

If the first, it's really rather easy. Just don't step on the ginormous animal with the horns that is standing in front of you.

If the second, well, it's a matter of natural selection. Any bull that could not keep from stepping on his own weenie isn't going to produce that many offspring. It's called the "Theory of Traumatic Weenie Damage" .... one of Darwin's lesser known works.

[yvanleterrible]

Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Yes, when we lived in Arkansas, we lived out in the country. Lots of cattle there. I will NEVER forget the first time, in the hot summer, we drove by this huge bull...........I couldn't stop laughing. I swear, how do they keep from stepping on them?

Speaking of animal "moral fiber", my daughter sent me this great little link. It made me laugh for ten minutes. Oh my spleen! (to quote NatCh)

Durex condoms

[desertgrandma]

Originally Posted by RickyMaveety

Do you mean how do people keep from stepping on huge bulls?? Or, how do huge bulls keep from stepping on their own private parts??

If the first, it's really rather easy. Just don't step on the ginormous animal with the horns that is standing in front of you.

If the second, well, it's a matter of natural selection. Any bull that could not keep from stepping on his own weenie isn't going to produce that many offspring. It's called the "Theory of Traumatic Weenie Damage" .... one of Darwin's lesser known works.

yeah, thats what I meant.

And, it was really funny, when one of the cows was in heat, this one bull always managed to get out of the barbed wire enclosure where he was kept, and just go trompin' on down to the cows area, using the road. Someone would call the owner, and next thing you know you'd see him leading this not-so-happy bull back to his own place........

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by RickyMaveety

Do you mean how do people keep from stepping on huge bulls?? Or, how do huge bulls keep from stepping on their own private parts??

If the first, it's really rather easy. Just don't step on the ginormous animal with the horns that is standing in front of you.

If the second, well, it's a matter of natural selection. Any bull that could not keep from stepping on his own weenie isn't going to produce that many offspring. It's called the "Theory of Traumatic Weenie Damage" .... one of Darwin's lesser known works.

[lilac_jive]

Argh! I just turned on the SciFi channel for some excellent cheesy movies, and a favorite hottie of mine and my mother's is on. But she's napping! Poo.

[vivaldirules]

Originally Posted by lilac_jive

Argh! I just turned on the SciFi channel for some excellent cheesy movies, and a favorite hottie of mine and my mother's is on. But she's napping! Poo.

Gosh, I like Poo a lot. And Piglet and Eyeore, too. But, uh, a hottie? Hmm.

[lilac_jive]

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Gosh, I like Poo a lot. And Piglet and Eyeore, too. But, uh, a hottie? Hmm.

You like Poo?

James Purefoy:

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

"one too many" ? how are you counting them ?

I'm not sure any more. I've lost track...

Originally Posted by nekokami

And the cats would want this change why?

It would stop them getting trod on in the process. But only if they're lying acrouss the path. If they do the mad dash then it's less of a problem

Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

...For a fraction of a second. Here it's deer and moose... and loose cows.

The glowing bits between our lanes are called cats' eyes...

Originally Posted by RickyMaveety

Still up to my armpits in housework at the moment.

See - that's the problem with falling down the stairs. You end up buried in housework.

Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

More like dietary fiber.

That was the sort of fibre I was associating with loose cows