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Old 06-13-2016, 05:06 AM   #31
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See? Proof positive, I'm sane. (Well, okay, THAT's a stretch. Sane on this topic, anyway.)

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I am not at all certain that comparison against wannabe authors (or even successful authors for that matter!) is a reliable test for sanity. ... But then again, I think I've seen sane, and I'm not sure I like it.
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Old 06-13-2016, 11:52 AM   #32
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Let's just test the sanity of the people in this thread.
If 2 out of 3 people around you are abnormal then you are the normal one.
So here is a quick psych test.
You have a bathtub full of water. You have a bucket and a spoon. How do you drain the bathtub?
Sane answer will be given tomorrow.
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Old 06-14-2016, 01:46 AM   #33
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Let's just test the sanity of the people in this thread.
If 2 out of 3 people around you are abnormal then you are the normal one.
So here is a quick psych test.
You have a bathtub full of water. You have a bucket and a spoon. How do you drain the bathtub?
Pull the plug.
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Old 06-14-2016, 10:08 AM   #34
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UT oh. Now we know Hitch is the sane one.

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or had heard that before.
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Old 06-14-2016, 10:21 AM   #35
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UT oh. Now we know Hitch is the sane one.

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or had heard that before.

Being endowed with superhuman powers, the only choice is to hold the plug firmly in place, while throwing away the bathtub.
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Old 06-14-2016, 12:20 PM   #36
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I was going to say hang a towel over the edge so that the water all wicks out of the tub.
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Old 06-14-2016, 12:31 PM   #37
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I'm sorry, Doc, but...I don't really love either.

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The first (without a Cover for context) coveys.... about the book
The Second is too long (to fit in the title box )
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Old 06-14-2016, 12:35 PM   #38
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Let's just test the sanity of the people in this thread.
If 2 out of 3 people around you are abnormal then you are the normal one.
So here is a quick psych test.
You have a bathtub full of water. You have a bucket and a spoon. How do you drain the bathtub?
Sane answer will be given tomorrow.
Do A 'Canon ball' into the tub
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Old 06-14-2016, 10:50 PM   #39
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UT oh. Now we know Hitch is the sane one.

Spoiler:
or had heard that before.
Not necessarily sane. It's just a thing. I have a knack with those types of puzzles.

(I'd have said if I'd heard it. That's the same as cheating.)

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PUZZLE QUEEN!
(Ooops...did I say that outloud?)
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I think sane is in the eye of the beholder.
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Old 06-14-2016, 11:33 PM   #41
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Let's just test the sanity of the people in this thread.
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So here is a quick psych test.
You have a bathtub full of water. You have a bucket and a spoon. How do you drain the bathtub?
Sane answer will be given tomorrow.
In this weather I'd just open the window and give it a few minutes to evaporate.
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Old 06-14-2016, 11:57 PM   #42
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I just came up with one that I really like:

"Tales From the Back of my Head"
this one's definitely my favorite.
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Old 06-15-2016, 02:44 PM   #43
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this one's definitely my favorite.
Thank you.

That's the one I'm leaning toward right now.
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That tentative title (Tales From the Back of my Head) seems to have hit a positive note.
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Thank you.

That's the one I'm leaning toward right now.
Subtitle: Greasy Kid Stuff
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Old 06-16-2016, 07:19 AM   #45
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Not quite the direction I want, but I see the sense of humor in this.
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