05-30-2016, 07:26 PM
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Force-Aware Elf
  
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GROAN
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05-30-2016, 08:55 PM
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Is that a sandwich?
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
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05-31-2016, 12:16 AM
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Evangelist
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That Bulgarian train joke was epic, but would the person driving the train not be the engineer? (Of course, then the joke would not work....)
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05-31-2016, 01:07 AM
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temp. out of service
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Maybe he had to start as a conductor being a driver in training
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05-31-2016, 01:42 PM
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Illiterate
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You forget, this was an underfunded Bulgarian railroad where the employees had to multitask.
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05-31-2016, 02:18 PM
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temp. out of service
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Quote:
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 "I'm a really bad conductor."
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05-31-2016, 09:20 PM
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Is that a sandwich?
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I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.
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05-31-2016, 10:40 PM
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Still a pie
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Location: PieTown USA
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"I'm not as think as you dumb I am."
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06-01-2016, 03:46 AM
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The Couch Potato
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If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?
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06-01-2016, 08:43 AM
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Reborn Paper User
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06-01-2016, 09:33 AM
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temp. out of service
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06-01-2016, 09:33 PM
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Is that a sandwich?
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My mind wants to dance but my body is a really awkward white guy.
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06-02-2016, 08:41 PM
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Is that a sandwich?
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Sorry I didn't text you back, but my phone recognized your number.
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06-05-2016, 01:33 AM
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Is that a sandwich?
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They say you are what you eat, so lay off the nuts.
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06-06-2016, 09:06 PM
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Is that a sandwich?
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I have one of those unlimited cell phone plans. There's no limit to how much they can charge me.
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