Silliness In search of religious advice? - Page 2

Nate the great · 01-20-2009, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

We are all so going to mobileread hell...........

If you end up in MR Hell, here is what you should do:

Try to find Marc. At some point, Adrian will come to rescue him.

Or try to find Zelda. We all know that Hugo and Lefty will not let her be in there long.

Or look for Vivaldirules. Harv must come for him eventually (becuase vr is the only one who knows the combination to the liquor cabinet).

Or you could wait for dixiegal to rampage through, and flee in her wake.

Or you could try to find me. My escape plan involves using my really bad puns to get a staff position.

Good luck.

desertgrandma · 01-20-2009, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Nate the great

If you end up in MR Hell, here is what you should do:

Try to find Marc. At some point, Adrian will come to rescue him.

Or try to find Zelda. We all know that Hugo and Lefty will not let her be in there long.

Or look for Vivaldirules. Harv must come for him eventually (becuase vr is the only one who knows the combination to the liquor cabinet).

Or you could wait for dixiegal to rampage through, and flee in her wake.

Or you could try to find me. My escape plan involves using my really bad puns to get a staff position.

Good luck.

all right, but do i HAVE to look for Marc?? 'whine whine He's downright ...........strange.................

zelda_pinwheel · 01-20-2009, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nate the great

If you end up in MR Hell, here is what you should do:

Try to find Marc. At some point, Adrian will come to rescue him.

Or try to find Zelda. We all know that Hugo and Lefty will not let her be in there long.

Or look for Vivaldirules. Harv must come for him eventually (becuase vr is the only one who knows the combination to the liquor cabinet).

Or you could wait for dixiegal to rampage through, and flee in her wake.

Or you could try to find me. My escape plan involves using my really bad puns to get a staff position.

Good luck.

listen to nate. he knows whereof he speaks.

nekokami · 01-20-2009, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

all right, but do i HAVE to look for Marc??

It shouldn't be necessary to have to look very hard.

And let's not forget the endless DRM/Piracy discussions (though the OSC madness is beginning to edge ahead for sheer annoyance factor).

RWood · 01-20-2009, 09:14 PM

Back in my days at the university (it was a well known Methodist university, PM me if you really must know) the views expressed on Patricia's cited website were not that uncommon (from the professors.) My fellow students were another matter. The department I was in was far removed from them although I did have to take several courses with them as we were both administered in the same college.

Back in the early 1970s there was a (then young) disk jockey named Don Imus (yes, the same Don Imus) and he created a radio character on his NYC radio show called "Rev Billie Sol Hargis" of the First Church of the Gooey Death & Discount House of Worship.

desertgrandma · 01-20-2009, 09:17 PM

You know, suddenly I feel so much better about the possibility of going to mobileread hell..........

(RUNS to get her rosary from the pocket of a coat last used in 1961)

Nate the great · 01-20-2009, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

all right, but do i HAVE to look for Marc?? 'whine whine He's downright ...........strange.................

It makes me so happy to know I'm not the strangest person in the room.

RWood · 01-20-2009, 10:54 PM

Marc: See you later.
Others: Not if we see you first.

desertgrandma · 01-20-2009, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by RWood

Marc: See you later.
Others: Not if we see you first.

Now see, THATS just mean.........

Patricia · 01-20-2009, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Nate the great

It makes me so happy to know I'm not the strangest person in the room.

Nate, this room is the lounge. Strangeness is the norm. Hadn't you noticed?

pshrynk · 01-21-2009, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

i bet they have zany carters there.

Mobile Read Hell = Marc's next party, last week. Of course there were/are/speego Zany Carters there!

Over · 01-21-2009, 06:30 PM

You can get all the guidance you need from me. No need to visit other sites. Just ask me. :P

UncleDuke · 01-21-2009, 10:50 PM

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montsnmags · 01-22-2009, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Mobile Read Hell = Marc's next party, last week. Of course there were/are/speego Zany Carters there!

The Devil went down to MobileRead, he was looking for a soul to steal
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this gibbon clawin' on a Gibson and playin' it hot.
And the devil jumped up on his high horse and said: "Boy, let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a geetar player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good geetar, ape, but give the devil his due:
I bet a geetar of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The ape said: "My name's Adrian and I like the taste of sin,
and I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm gonna eat your skin"

Adrian slickin' up your pick and play your geetar hard.
'Cos hell's broke loose in MobileRead and the devil deals it hard.
And if you win you get this shiny geetar made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.

The devil opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he armed his tremolo.
And he scratched his pick across his strings and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of squirrels joined in and it sounded something like this.

When the devil finished, Adrian said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me tear you a second one..."

Fire in The Lounge room, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the Zzzelda sun.
Hugo in the hamper, pickin' out clothes.
"Grandma, does VR bite?"
"Whoa, child, woe."

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden geetar on the ground at gibbon's feet.
Adrian said: "Devil just come on back if you ever wanna try again.
"I told you once, you dumb bastiche, I'll tear you out of your skin."

And he played, Fire in The Lounge room, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the Zzzelda sun.
Hugo in the hamper, pickin' out clothes.
"Grandma, does VR bite?"
"Whoa, child, woe."

ravenne · 01-22-2009, 02:35 AM

Angels live, they never die, apart from us, behind the sky.
They're fading souls who've turned to ice so ashen white in paradise.
So I too would prefer MR-hell

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01-20-2009, 09:14 PM	#20
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	Back in my days at the university (it was a well known Methodist university, PM me if you really must know) the views expressed on Patricia's cited website were not that uncommon (from the professors.) My fellow students were another matter. The department I was in was far removed from them although I did have to take several courses with them as we were both administered in the same college. Back in the early 1970s there was a (then young) disk jockey named Don Imus (yes, the same Don Imus) and he created a radio character on his NYC radio show called "Rev Billie Sol Hargis" of the First Church of the Gooey Death & Discount House of Worship.

01-20-2009, 09:17 PM	#21
desertgrandma Enjoying the show.... Posts: 14,270 Karma: 10462843 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arizona Device: A K1, Kindle Paperwhite, an Ipod, IPad2, Iphone, an Ipad Mini & macAir	You know, suddenly I feel so much better about the possibility of going to mobileread hell.......... (RUNS to get her rosary from the pocket of a coat last used in 1961)

01-20-2009, 10:54 PM	#23
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	Marc: See you later. Others: Not if we see you first.

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ravenne Wizard Posts: 4,917 Karma: 1840619 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Munich, Germany Device: Kindle PW, PocketBook 360°, Cybook Gen3, iPad mini	Angels live, they never die, apart from us, behind the sky. They're fading souls who've turned to ice so ashen white in paradise. So I too would prefer MR-hell