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			Couldn't give you more K for the Twain quote, but I love it.
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Ranks among the greatest opening lines.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	"'When your mama was the geek, my dreamlets,' Papa would say, 'she made the nipping off of noggins such a crystal mystery that the hens themselves yearned toward her, waltzing around her, hypnotized with longing.'" ~Katherine Dunn (R.I.P.), Geek Love  | 
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			If you must hate, if hatred is the leaven of your life, which alone can give flavor, then hate what should be hated; falsehood, violence, selfishness. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			— Ludwig Börne (1786–1837), German political writer. Der ewige Jude [The Eternal Jew] (1821). Last edited by WT Sharpe; 05-19-2016 at 06:40 AM.  | 
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	escape the imputation of vanity; nor is this the only disadvantage under which they labour: it is also their misfortune, that what is uncommon is rarely, if ever, believed, and what is obvious we are apt to turn from with disgust, and to charge the writer with impertinence. From: The life of Olaudah Equiano, 1789  | 
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	Well, you know We all want to change your head You tell me it's the institution Well, you know You'd better free your mind instead" ~Beatles, "Revolution"  | 
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			"Whosoever touches one hair on yon grey head, dies like a dog. March on." 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	A moment in history captured by Alex Harvey.  | 
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			"Mr. Aldige drew his revolver and informed the men that he would call on the police to protect him, and that he would make a corpse of the first man who laid hands on him."  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			"When I'm in doubt-as I am now - I ask myself, 'What would Carl Jung do? - and act accordingly." ~ David Mitchell, Slade House
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			“The road to death is a long march beset with all evils, and the heart fails little by little at each new terror, the bones rebel at each step, the mind sets up its own bitter resistance and to what end? The barriers sink one by one, and no covering of the eyes shuts out the landscape of disaster, nor the sight of crimes committed there.”  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Happy Birthday Jamaica Kincaid 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	"I had been a girl of whom certain things were expected, none of them too bad: a career as a nurse, for example; a sense of duty to my parents; obedience to the law and worship of convention. But in one year of being away from home, that girl had gone out of existence." ― Jamaica Kincaid Read "Girl" in the New Yorker.  | 
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	“I loved you so much once. I did. More than anything in the whole wide world. Imagine that. What a laugh that is now. Can you believe it? We were so intimate once upon a time I can't believe it now. The memory of being that intimate with somebody. We were so intimate I could puke. I can't imagine ever being that intimate with somebody else. I haven't been.” ― Raymond Carver, Where I'm Calling From: New and Selected Stories  | 
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			"The chances of finding out what’s really going on in the universe are so remote, the only thing to do is hang the sense of it and keep yourself occupied." ~Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			"There is some wonderful seriousness to the business of living, and one is not exempted by being a poet. You have to take some precautions with your health. You have to manage your money intelligently and respect your emotional obligations. There is another world — I see this — there is chaos, and we are suspended above it by a thread. But the thread holds." 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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