Unutterably Silly Uncylopedia

[RWood]

I think we have been outdone, or at least given a good run for our llamas.

The Uncylopedia

[acidzebra]

Well, at least with the Uncyclopedia you know it is all in good fun. But what to think of the Conservapedia, with its bizarre articles on evolution, atheism, Obama, and homosexuality?

[zelda_pinwheel]

i am a big fan of the uncyclopedia but the conservapedia is just scary. i don't know if i would find it funny even if i knew for sure it was meant as satire, and i'm pretty sure it's not.

getting back to the uncyclopedia though (because the other option is depressing and will probably give me nightmares), take a look at this headline :

Anarchist squirrels torch politician's home !

Squirrel Nutkin, pictured, says that police attempts to catch the arsonists by searching for squirrels with lighters will be unsuccessful, as "most squirrels are heavy smokers."

[lilac_jive]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

i am a big fan of the uncyclopedia but the conservapedia is just scary. i don't know if i would find it funny even if i knew for sure it was meant as satire, and i'm pretty sure it's not.

getting back to the uncyclopedia though (because the other option is depressing and will probably give me nightmares), take a look at this headline :

Anarchist squirrels torch politician's home !

That reminds me of this office building I used to work at. They had a sign posted outside that said, "Please do not throw your cigarettes into the bushes, the squirrels smoke them and we are trying to get them to quit."

[RWood]

Originally Posted by lilac_jive

That reminds me of this office building I used to work at. They had a sign posted outside that said, "Please do not throw your cigarettes into the bushes, the squirrels smoke them and we are trying to get them to quit."

As Zelda would say, "Pfft!"

Everyone knows squirrels chew. The chipmonks are the ones that smoke.