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Old 04-10-2016, 08:03 AM   #78226
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Old 04-10-2016, 08:28 AM   #78227
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Old 04-10-2016, 08:47 AM   #78228
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Old 04-10-2016, 08:49 AM   #78229
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Old 04-10-2016, 08:49 AM   #78230
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Old 04-10-2016, 10:11 AM   #78231
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*5WW answers the phone*

My credit card is being used? A purchase of $150,000,000? In Death Valley?.... Why yes, that is a legitimate purchase. Thanks for checking.

*hangs up the phone*

*5WW calls to the B.E.L.*

Honey, is your army of Colonel Sanders Clones ready yet? I have a little something for them to take care of in Death Valley.
*chicken floats atop vast lake of (paid for) gallons of Guinness sipping slowly through a straw*

Do I hear footsteps? Nobody knows I'm out here, do they?
Dang, 5WW must have traced the credit card purchase ...

Guess I'll just have to slip under the surface and use my handy straw to breathe until those white suited intruders fry themselves on the rocks.
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Old 04-10-2016, 01:23 PM   #78232
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Old 04-10-2016, 01:27 PM   #78233
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*chicken floats atop vast lake of (paid for) gallons of Guinness sipping slowly through a straw*

Do I hear footsteps? Nobody knows I'm out here, do they?
Dang, 5WW must have traced the credit card purchase ...

Guess I'll just have to slip under the surface and use my handy straw to breathe until those white suited intruders fry themselves on the rocks.
The CS Clones surround the lake of Guinness and proceed to ...enhance its' effectiveness... by pumping in 10,000,000 gallons of pure grain alcohol.

The Gardian smiles....and strikes a match.
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Old 04-10-2016, 01:32 PM   #78234
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Old 04-10-2016, 01:33 PM   #78235
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The CS Clones surround the lake of Guinness and proceed to ...enhance its' effectiveness... by pumping in 10,000,000 gallons of pure grain alcohol.

The Gardian smiles....and strikes a match.
ACHHHOOOOOOOOOO!

*Fumes from the added alcohol causes the chicken to violently sneeze, which blows the match out, and blows the match box out of Death Valley.*


*hick* Fortified Guinness .... 4000% proof! I must be in heaven.
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Old 04-10-2016, 01:54 PM   #78236
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Old 04-10-2016, 02:02 PM   #78237
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ACHHHOOOOOOOOOO!

*Fumes from the added alcohol causes the chicken to violently sneeze, which blows the match out, and blows the match box out of Death Valley.*


*hick* Fortified Guinness .... 4000% proof! I must be in heaven.
*Solitaire1 inserts a bit of reality into this fantasy part of the thread...*

Unfortunately the highest possible proof is 200, which is pure alcohol.

*We now return to the fantasy...*

PoohBear has seemingly escaped from being in the middle of a fire ball. But the danger is not over, for the question will soon be answered about why there was so much Guinness stored there.

*A massive shadow appears over Death Valley. It is a shadow of the Drink Star! A massive ship appears in orbit and a long straw extends from it, a straw that is heading directly towards the Guinness.*

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Old 04-10-2016, 02:37 PM   #78238
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Old 04-10-2016, 03:12 PM   #78239
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Old 04-10-2016, 03:31 PM   #78240
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