Silliness Final sentences - Page 4

GeoffC · 01-14-2009, 12:21 PM

In the beginning, there was instruction - or more, tellingly correct, a Request; asking for sentences to be offered for peer review and defenestration as hanging was no longer good enough for the enlightened few and a half; so there came upon the multitude a veritable cornocopia of enchanting episodes from the assembled and dissassembled deipnosophists proudly dictated by the need to render words in a string without resorting to a full stop at any stage until the end; whilst also ensuring that uneducated bosses, who did not see, appreciate, nor understand the light that was MR, remained in blissful ignorance about the goings and comings at each of their hardworking workstations; thereupon it dawned, spawned, wined and fed magnificently a brand new (or partly new) chapter of endless chatter, obscure silliness upon the ages of man (and women and dogs) and a grand bownessing of all unto the queen of all who is Cat; but then, hush, begorrah ... just as the final dots, commas, exclamation marks were being typed out - all the lights in the multiverse extinguished.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 01-14-2009, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

See? I told you I'd read that book!

Yes... now I have an opening, and an ending. I'd better make the middle good!

GeoffC · 01-14-2009, 12:50 PM

Well, Son, here it is, the key to the big door; I hand it to you in full knowledge that you will enjoy living here as much as my family and I have in the last eight years, and my father before me.

ShortNCuddlyAm · 01-14-2009, 12:52 PM

As the light faded on the river in front of her, the only thought she had was "blast, I knew I should have taken a left at the lights"

GeoffC · 01-14-2009, 12:56 PM

Oh, golly gosh!

GeoffC · 01-14-2009, 01:15 PM

"Prisoner at the bar you have, once again regretfully, been brought before me following trial; you have spent 18 years at her Majesty's Pleasure, received 15 lashes of the Cat, been keel-hauled beneath the entire fleet and racked to within a half an inch of your life, you have also experienced a most terrible incarceration within the deepest dungeon of the Tower under the loving embrace of the most ancient of Iron Maidens, and had to endure 15 hours of Barry Manilow recordings followed by a stretching of the neck, a drawing of the limbs and a quartering of the body; it is, however my painful duty to advise you that you are now eligible for parole".

GeoffC · 01-14-2009, 01:16 PM

Flip.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 01-14-2009, 04:53 PM

Deftly, I flipped the gun in my hand, until the handle was facing Manfred, and I said, "God, shoot me now, before she starts singing again!"

ShortNCuddlyAm · 01-14-2009, 05:03 PM

The sun set over the strange little italianate village in Wales, as a giant beach ball bounced out over the waves, and a man in an egg-chair sighed and said sadly, almost fondly "well, we won't be seeing him anymore"

(An attempt at combining a fictitional last sentence with a farewell to Patrick McGoohan)

montsnmags · 01-14-2009, 07:20 PM

Wonambi left the river necessarily on the outgoing tide, returning to the peaceful ocean, leaving behind nothing but a wake.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 01-14-2009, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

(An attempt at combining a fictitional last sentence with a farewell to Patrick McGoohan)

We shall never see his like again.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 01-14-2009, 08:42 PM

The Nemesis was gone: It was there on CNN's website, a fitting end for the media-spanning icon that he was, just as his friend had alerted him via e-mail; and as Bill turned his chair away from the PC's screen, and reflected upon the many wonderful moments that the two of them had shared, together and apart, he could only utter one word: "Khan..."

Goodbuy, Ricardo. You will be missed.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 01-15-2009, 04:33 PM

Whereupon Mr. Crabbe turned and triumphantly strode out of my office, humming a tune that I still swear was from his Flash Gordon serials...

Steven Lyle Jordan · 01-15-2009, 04:37 PM

Kay flung her arms, splashing the sewage that coated her frock liberally all over the kitchen, regarded Malcolm icily, and finally snapped, "I said 'socket'... not 'sprocket'!"

Dr. Drib · 01-15-2009, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

Abe shrugged, and said, "You had to be there."

"The fountain head broke when the bland-faced woman dressed all in gray threw a temper tantrum and, in the process, shoved a number of onlookers into the fountain - that's just my objective view, Sgt. O'Connor, so help me God."

Don

I just realized this really isn't a Final sentence.

01-14-2009, 12:21 PM	#46
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	In the beginning, there was instruction - or more, tellingly correct, a Request; asking for sentences to be offered for peer review and defenestration as hanging was no longer good enough for the enlightened few and a half; so there came upon the multitude a veritable cornocopia of enchanting episodes from the assembled and dissassembled deipnosophists proudly dictated by the need to render words in a string without resorting to a full stop at any stage until the end; whilst also ensuring that uneducated bosses, who did not see, appreciate, nor understand the light that was MR, remained in blissful ignorance about the goings and comings at each of their hardworking workstations; thereupon it dawned, spawned, wined and fed magnificently a brand new (or partly new) chapter of endless chatter, obscure silliness upon the ages of man (and women and dogs) and a grand bownessing of all unto the queen of all who is Cat; but then, hush, begorrah ... just as the final dots, commas, exclamation marks were being typed out - all the lights in the multiverse extinguished. Last edited by GeoffC; 01-14-2009 at 12:30 PM.

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01-14-2009, 12:50 PM	#48
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Well, Son, here it is, the key to the big door; I hand it to you in full knowledge that you will enjoy living here as much as my family and I have in the last eight years, and my father before me.

01-14-2009, 12:52 PM	#49
ShortNCuddlyAm WWHALD Posts: 7,879 Karma: 337114 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Mitcham, Surrey, UK Device: iPad. Selling my silver 505 here	As the light faded on the river in front of her, the only thought she had was "blast, I knew I should have taken a left at the lights"

01-14-2009, 12:56 PM	#50
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Oh, golly gosh!

01-14-2009, 01:15 PM	#51
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	"Prisoner at the bar you have, once again regretfully, been brought before me following trial; you have spent 18 years at her Majesty's Pleasure, received 15 lashes of the Cat, been keel-hauled beneath the entire fleet and racked to within a half an inch of your life, you have also experienced a most terrible incarceration within the deepest dungeon of the Tower under the loving embrace of the most ancient of Iron Maidens, and had to endure 15 hours of Barry Manilow recordings followed by a stretching of the neck, a drawing of the limbs and a quartering of the body; it is, however my painful duty to advise you that you are now eligible for parole".

01-14-2009, 01:16 PM	#52
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Flip.

01-14-2009, 04:53 PM	#53
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	Deftly, I flipped the gun in my hand, until the handle was facing Manfred, and I said, "God, shoot me now, before she starts singing again!"

01-14-2009, 05:03 PM	#54
ShortNCuddlyAm WWHALD Posts: 7,879 Karma: 337114 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Mitcham, Surrey, UK Device: iPad. Selling my silver 505 here	The sun set over the strange little italianate village in Wales, as a giant beach ball bounced out over the waves, and a man in an egg-chair sighed and said sadly, almost fondly "well, we won't be seeing him anymore" (An attempt at combining a fictitional last sentence with a farewell to Patrick McGoohan)

01-14-2009, 07:20 PM	#55
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	Wonambi left the river necessarily on the outgoing tide, returning to the peaceful ocean, leaving behind nothing but a wake.

01-14-2009, 08:42 PM	#57
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	The Nemesis was gone: It was there on CNN's website, a fitting end for the media-spanning icon that he was, just as his friend had alerted him via e-mail; and as Bill turned his chair away from the PC's screen, and reflected upon the many wonderful moments that the two of them had shared, together and apart, he could only utter one word: "Khan..." Goodbuy, Ricardo. You will be missed.

01-15-2009, 04:33 PM	#58
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	Whereupon Mr. Crabbe turned and triumphantly strode out of my office, humming a tune that I still swear was from his Flash Gordon serials...

01-15-2009, 04:37 PM	#59
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	Kay flung her arms, splashing the sewage that coated her frock liberally all over the kitchen, regarded Malcolm icily, and finally snapped, "I said 'socket'... not 'sprocket'!"