Silliness Memorable FIRST SENTENCES - Only Yours, please - Page 18

Dr. Drib · 01-09-2009, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RWood

Corrected:
Better to sleep with a drunken cannibal than a sober Christian Clinton.

Actually, that makes more sense!

Don

Dr. Drib · 01-09-2009, 02:06 PM

My fellow moderators, please check to see if I violated copyright law on post #252.

Don

mjh215 · 01-09-2009, 02:19 PM

You better err on the side of copyright and just castrate Don, it's the only way to be sure.

-MJ

pshrynk · 01-09-2009, 02:28 PM

Just to be safe, we should shoot him first.

Dr. Drib · 01-09-2009, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Just to be safe, we should shoot him first.

I like that as a First Sentence, too.

Don

By the way, the story "Knock," by Fredric Brown, is ready for upload.

vivaldirules · 01-09-2009, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Drib

My fellow moderators, please check to see if I violated copyright law on post #252.

Don

Wow. Uh, I don't really think I'd want to read much more of that book, Dr. Dribbles. Maybe you should try again.

vivaldirules · 01-10-2009, 11:43 AM

oh, never mind.

Wetdogeared · 01-10-2009, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

oh, never mind.

Is that another neverending story?

Dr. Drib · 01-10-2009, 05:27 PM

Dearest: I must leave you because I no longer love you, but you’re one of the nicest and sweetest guys I’ve ever met, and I know you would make a wonderful husband for someone, so here are some kisses and hugs for you - muyyyhhh.

Don

vivaldirules · 01-10-2009, 06:59 PM

Dearest: I must love you because I no longer leave you - my car is out of gas and, well with the price of gas being what it is these days, I don't think it would be prudent for me to refill it now, and then there's that game on the tube tonight, and I'm pretty beat from hanging out at MR all day, anyway so here are some kisses and hugs for you - muyyyhhh.

LazyScot · 01-10-2009, 07:17 PM

Life would have been so much easier if only the shop had not run out of dark chocolate that day; but then how was I to know a bar of milk chocolate could start diplomatic incident, a major traffic systems failure and a run on the US dollar?

GeoffC · 01-11-2009, 05:41 AM

"Far be it for me to say, but this is all your fault."

Dr. Drib · 01-11-2009, 08:19 AM

It was one of those hot days in June, when the tigers in Africa in the little village of Mirbago wanted to eat all the funny little natives wearing their strange multi-colored loin-cloths (if that’s what they’re called), and singing in that falsetto way that natives like to sing in, but I wanted only to photograph their happy, ignorant faces as they scavenged for food in their avoidance of getting eaten by the tigers; however, I was unsuccessful in getting that one, great photo of this fat-bellied little child being dragged away into the bush by three very large tigers, although I followed them with my camera clutched in my hand, taking photo after photo of the struggling animals and the pudgy little boy (was it the rice that made him so fat, I wondered?), my white trousers and white shirt now somewhat soiled as I continued to follow them, clicking away with my Canon 40D, very thankful indeed that I had a fresh set of batteries and a 10-gig CF card installed in this wonderful camera that, even now, seemed to have a mind of its own as I moved closer to try to capture that one elusive photo that I knew would make me the toast of town and would show all my fellow Americans back home that I cared so much that I, too, was willing to be eaten by tigers.

Don

montsnmags · 01-11-2009, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Drib

...
clicking away with my Canon 40D, very thankful indeed that I had a fresh set of batteries and a 10-gig SD card installed in this wonderful camera
...

I believe the 40D only takes CF cards - not SD. Also, if the protagonist had a 5D Mark II they could capture their own glory in 1080p HD video.

I'm just saying...

Cheers,
Marc (who doesn't miss the point - I've never really known the point well enough to ever miss it)

GeoffC · 01-11-2009, 08:30 AM

The way is now clear, we go thataway; follow the line that has been drawn in the air....

01-11-2009, 08:19 AM	#268
Dr. Drib Grand Sorcerer Posts: 45,465 Karma: 59592133 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Peru Device: KINDLE: Oasis 3, Scribe (1st), Matcha; KOBO: Libra 2, Libra Colour	It was one of those hot days in June, when the tigers in Africa in the little village of Mirbago wanted to eat all the funny little natives wearing their strange multi-colored loin-cloths (if that’s what they’re called), and singing in that falsetto way that natives like to sing in, but I wanted only to photograph their happy, ignorant faces as they scavenged for food in their avoidance of getting eaten by the tigers; however, I was unsuccessful in getting that one, great photo of this fat-bellied little child being dragged away into the bush by three very large tigers, although I followed them with my camera clutched in my hand, taking photo after photo of the struggling animals and the pudgy little boy (was it the rice that made him so fat, I wondered?), my white trousers and white shirt now somewhat soiled as I continued to follow them, clicking away with my Canon 40D, very thankful indeed that I had a fresh set of batteries and a 10-gig CF card installed in this wonderful camera that, even now, seemed to have a mind of its own as I moved closer to try to capture that one elusive photo that I knew would make me the toast of town and would show all my fellow Americans back home that I cared so much that I, too, was willing to be eaten by tigers. Don Last edited by Dr. Drib; 01-11-2009 at 08:30 AM. Reason: Corrected memory card - for accuracy's sake!

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mjh215 Guru Posts: 988 Karma: 12653 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: None of your business	You better err on the side of copyright and just castrate Don, it's the only way to be sure. -MJ

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Dr. Drib Grand Sorcerer Posts: 45,465 Karma: 59592133 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Peru Device: KINDLE: Oasis 3, Scribe (1st), Matcha; KOBO: Libra 2, Libra Colour	Dearest: I must leave you because I no longer love you, but you’re one of the nicest and sweetest guys I’ve ever met, and I know you would make a wonderful husband for someone, so here are some kisses and hugs for you - muyyyhhh. Don

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vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Dearest: I must love you because I no longer leave you - my car is out of gas and, well with the price of gas being what it is these days, I don't think it would be prudent for me to refill it now, and then there's that game on the tube tonight, and I'm pretty beat from hanging out at MR all day, anyway so here are some kisses and hugs for you - muyyyhhh.

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LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	Life would have been so much easier if only the shop had not run out of dark chocolate that day; but then how was I to know a bar of milk chocolate could start diplomatic incident, a major traffic systems failure and a run on the US dollar?

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GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	"Far be it for me to say, but this is all your fault."

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GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	The way is now clear, we go thataway; follow the line that has been drawn in the air....