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Old 01-10-2009, 06:25 PM   #121
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Old 01-10-2009, 06:56 PM   #122
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Old 01-10-2009, 08:46 PM   #123
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You know, I could turn that into salacious double-entendre quicker than you can say "Alfred Hawthorne Hill", but I won't, because I'm far too mature and sensible for that kind of silliness.

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Old 01-10-2009, 08:50 PM   #124
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You know, I could turn that into salacious double-entendre quicker than you can say "Alfred Hawthorne Hill", but I won't, because I'm far too mature and sensible for that kind of silliness.

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Can some-one call a doctor out to Australia please? I'm worried about Marc's health...
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Old 01-11-2009, 05:35 AM   #125
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i can only think of one doctor - and he'd be too expensive ....
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Old 01-11-2009, 06:33 AM   #126
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Hot dog grease turns into something resembling rancid rubber cement over time.
So -that- is what causes the backup in your colon... I actually prefer steamed ones anyway. I have to admit, I salivate thinking of hotdogs that have been steaming for an hour in a lunch truck, just waiting for me to squeeze that bottle of yellow cheese over them that has been warming in an non-descript corner of the stainless steel shanty all day...

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Old 01-11-2009, 06:35 AM   #127
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It appear's the device Marc can't give up is his Avatar, which has been giving me nightmares. Tragic... circus... experience.... as a child....

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Old 01-11-2009, 06:58 AM   #128
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It appear's the device Marc can't give up is his Avatar, which has been giving me nightmares. Tragic... circus... experience.... as a child....

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'Tis Taylor514ce-made, and I look mighty fine with it, if I do say so myself. 'Tis also somewhat pleasing to me that it gives inadvertent access to external subconsciouses, if not my own (or maybe it does....? Hmm? ).

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Old 01-11-2009, 09:18 AM   #129
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Can some-one call a doctor out to Australia please? I'm worried about Marc's health...
Nah... Just send him an Ebony with Asymmetric Motions and Triple Extensions (SV45U2, perhaps) and he'll be back to himselves.
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Old 01-11-2009, 09:20 AM   #130
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Nah... Just send him an Ebony with Asymmetric Motions and Triple Extensions (SV45U2, perhaps) and he'll be back to himselves.

do we need him back to himself?
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Old 01-11-2009, 09:34 AM   #131
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'Tis Taylor514ce-made, and I look mighty fine with it, if I do say so myself. 'Tis also somewhat pleasing to me that it gives inadvertent access to external subconsciouses, if not my own (or maybe it does....? Hmm? ).

Cheers,
Marc (welcome to your nightmare)
Most my nightmares involve Barbara Streisand and Carrot Top, with "Everybody Wants To Rule The World" by Tears for Fears playing in the background... Sometimes theres a group of highly militant Sugar Gliders with small bottles of Gatorade, and other times it's Red Bull.

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Old 01-11-2009, 08:12 PM   #132
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Nah... Just send him an Ebony with Asymmetric Motions and Triple Extensions (SV45U2, perhaps) and he'll be back to himselves.
Part of me (the downstairs part), is wanting to believe that the above is some haptic, adult toy in 1:1 scale Laurence Fishburne variety, but the intellect upstairs is almost as equally standing to attention at its actual reality. That is, "Yes, please!".

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do we need him back to himself?
No, the question you have to ask yourself is, do you want one of the many alternatives in the other chambers? Well do ya...punk?

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By a strange coincidence, so do most of my fantasies.

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Old 01-12-2009, 10:22 AM   #133
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No one here is that sensible, chuck it up boy!
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