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Old 01-10-2016, 02:49 PM   #73111
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Old 01-10-2016, 02:55 PM   #73112
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Old 01-10-2016, 02:56 PM   #73113
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Old 01-10-2016, 03:27 PM   #73114
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Old 01-10-2016, 03:59 PM   #73115
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The chicken is evicted until all arrears are paid.
*chicken sadly packs bags & locates GM on the trusty ACME GPS*

*knock, knock* Can I come in? I'm a quiet fowl -- you won't know I'm here ... [unless you store explosives in your closet]

Errr ... where's the nearest pub with Guinness on tap?
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Old 01-10-2016, 04:09 PM   #73116
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Old 01-10-2016, 04:30 PM   #73117
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*chicken sadly packs bags & locates GM on the trusty ACME GPS*

*knock, knock* Can I come in? I'm a quiet fowl -- you won't know I'm here ... [unless you store explosives in your closet]

Errr ... where's the nearest pub with Guinness on tap?
You're welcome to the spare room, Pooh. I don't know which is the nearest pub - you'll have to have a pub crawl and find out. But there's certainly Draft Guinness no more than a twenty minute walk away, at the Playhouse Bar.
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Old 01-10-2016, 04:58 PM   #73118
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Thanks GM!

*chicken unpacks suitcase in the spare room*

Lots of closet space and dresser drawers - plenty of room for my weapons wearables.

I'll just post a letter bomb to those mean Wiggles on my way to that dreamy bar. I'm sure they're missing me by now ...

Such a nice mouse ...

Memo to self: Try really hard not to detonate this house .... at least, not tonight ...
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Old 01-10-2016, 05:42 PM   #73119
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Old 01-10-2016, 05:55 PM   #73120
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*chicken crawls along the sidewalk*

Wow ... pub crawling is thirsty work .... maybe it's time to get back to my new digs ...
[I can't remember if I turned off the detonator alarm clock before I left ....
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Old 01-10-2016, 06:14 PM   #73121
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Dear GM,

Re: Your New Houseguest

Beware. He is a dangerous bird. Do not turn your back on him. Hide any sharp knives you have about the house and warn your neighbours.

You might wish to remove your precious objects as well, just as a precaution.

Good luck, I hope you make it through the night.

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Old 01-10-2016, 06:26 PM   #73122
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Old 01-10-2016, 06:36 PM   #73123
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*chicken places mint on GM's pillow*

There! An expression of my gratitude for a place to roost.

CLICK

What was that? Something metallically sinister? Nah! Probably just some .... err... 'visitors' under the floorboards.

Better visit the kitchen and 'borrow' a knife for tonight .... best to protect myself in a strange coop ...

Oh look! Shiny! And just the size to tuck under my pillow.

Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Now for a nice early bedtime ....



CLICK

Dang!

*chicken puts pillow over head and wraps up in a nice thick quilt*
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Old 01-10-2016, 07:05 PM   #73124
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Old 01-10-2016, 07:17 PM   #73125
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*toss* *turn* *toss*

Dang! It's always hard falling asleep the first night in a strange roost. Maybe I should have [another] nightcap.

Wonder what's in the mouse's frig ...


CLICK


Hmmm ... there's that noise again ....


Aha! Here's the frig .....

*chicken sticks head into frig*

BOOOOOOM!

Oops! Excuse me! My stomach must be empty - it certainly is growling ....
I'll bring back the entire bottle back with me to my new roost ...

*chicken quietly opens door*

Wait a minute .... when did my bedroom move into the back yard?

"Hello, ACME Travel Services? I need a private jet stat! Yes! An immediate return to North America. What? No jet available? OK, a drone will be fine. I'm rather light on luggage tonight .....

Just drop me off at the new Wiggles Lab .... quietly please ... don't want to wake anyone up tonight ...
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