Silliness Final sentences - Page 2

acidzebra · 01-08-2009, 02:35 PM

"To be continued..."

UncleDuke · 01-08-2009, 02:39 PM

isn't this where we came in?

vivaldirules · 01-08-2009, 03:35 PM

My Big Fat Greek Travesty

Opening sentence:

My mind reeled as I watched my bowling pal, Prometheus, playing with fire with the hoomins on New Year's eve -- wasn't it just a month ago that we were helping Sisyphus with his weekend landscaping project that has since turned into a bit of a chore?

.....

Lots of juicy, meaty bits (lamb, mostly) in between.

.....

Ending sentence:

As Persephone stroked my head lovingly in her lap, we raised our glasses to the passing Sisyphus to congratulate him on the apparent success of his rather unusual exercise program -- but we were promptly distracted by the eagle that flew by on his way to his daily dinner date with Prometheus and I mused momentarily about the wisdom and greatness of The Big Guy for making things so utterly perfect.

LazyScot · 01-08-2009, 04:36 PM

"I know this place you might like to visit, it's kinda like a land of a thousand words"....
<cue credits>

... Hmmmm.

ShortNCuddlyAm · 01-08-2009, 04:49 PM

"Don't look now," she said, "but I just saw two socks walking off down the promenade."

mtravellerh · 01-08-2009, 05:00 PM

"I think I see the light now."

Dr. Drib · 01-09-2009, 08:02 AM

He realized that death wasn't so bad after all.

Don

Dr. Drib · 01-09-2009, 08:04 AM

The flaccid-limbed creature with the strangely flabby lips and smelling of uncooked tuna continued its shambling walk toward me, but I found that I must continue to type because I knew that to do otherwise would

Don

montsnmags · 01-09-2009, 08:58 AM

In the end though, it is, as the crazy, old woman living in the whale carcass said, "all well and good to toss a zombie chicken into a cauldron of burning oil, but unless you cut out its heart with some enchanted nail-clippers and run it through at midnight under a new moon in late January with a toothpick made of sycamore, then pretty soon that chicken will be back to feast on your brain (or at least peck rather annoyingly at your temple while smelling maddingly southern-fried but which you know you can't eat because the doctor says your cholesterol is way too high as it is from all those vampire-duck-fat-and-mango smoothies you've been chugging)".

Format C: · 01-09-2009, 09:34 AM

Stat rosa pristina nomine, nomina nuda tenemus.
(latin)

A l'alta fantasia quivi mancò possa
ma già volgea 'l mio disio e 'l velle
- sì come rota ch'igualmente è mossa -
l'Amor che move il sole e l'altre stelle.
(medieval italian)

Dr. Drib · 01-09-2009, 10:07 AM

"Ok, buddy, dis ain't gonna hurt ya too much," the man with the gun said, aiming at my head as he pulled the trigger.
(20th C. American slang lingo noir dialogue)

Taylor514ce · 01-09-2009, 10:16 AM

The blue one, next to the fish.

Taylor514ce · 01-09-2009, 10:25 AM

Back in the familiar comfort of Zelda's cramped Paris apartment, Lefty noticed a loose thread beginning to struggle free of Hugo, but after their recent harrowing experience, knew better than to pull it, focusing instead on the chaos below, softly muttering to himself, as if in meditation, "one, two, four, yellow".

ravenne · 01-09-2009, 11:34 AM

And the medieval Italian moved the sun and the stars with all the love he had.

ravenne · 01-09-2009, 11:38 AM

"Cat", the man said finishing his weather forecast, "I hope your fur´s warm enough for the upcoming cold nights".

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01-08-2009, 02:35 PM	#16
acidzebra Liseuse Lover Posts: 869 Karma: 1035404 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Netherlands Device: PRS-505	"To be continued..."

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UncleDuke books & doughnuts Posts: 882 Karma: 37857 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: usa Device: sony reader, kindle2	isn't this where we came in?

01-08-2009, 03:35 PM	#18
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	*My Big Fat Greek Travesty* Opening sentence: My mind reeled as I watched my bowling pal, Prometheus, playing with fire with the hoomins on New Year's eve -- wasn't it just a month ago that we were helping Sisyphus with his weekend landscaping project that has since turned into a bit of a chore? ..... Lots of juicy, meaty bits (lamb, mostly) in between. ..... Ending sentence: As Persephone stroked my head lovingly in her lap, we raised our glasses to the passing Sisyphus to congratulate him on the apparent success of his rather unusual exercise program -- but we were promptly distracted by the eagle that flew by on his way to his daily dinner date with Prometheus and I mused momentarily about the wisdom and greatness of The Big Guy for making things so utterly perfect.

01-08-2009, 04:36 PM	#19
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	"I know this place you might like to visit, it's kinda like a land of a thousand words".... <cue credits> ... Hmmmm.

01-08-2009, 04:49 PM	#20
ShortNCuddlyAm WWHALD Posts: 7,879 Karma: 337114 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Mitcham, Surrey, UK Device: iPad. Selling my silver 505 here	"Don't look now," she said, "but I just saw two socks walking off down the promenade."

01-08-2009, 05:00 PM	#21
mtravellerh book creator Posts: 9,657 Karma: 3856660 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Luxembourg Device: Kindle Scribe	"I think I see the light now."

01-09-2009, 08:02 AM	#22
Dr. Drib Grand Sorcerer Posts: 45,614 Karma: 60184181 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Peru Device: KINDLE: Oasis 3, Scribe (1st), Matcha; KOBO: Libra 2, Libra Colour	He realized that death wasn't so bad after all. Don

01-09-2009, 08:04 AM	#23
Dr. Drib Grand Sorcerer Posts: 45,614 Karma: 60184181 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Peru Device: KINDLE: Oasis 3, Scribe (1st), Matcha; KOBO: Libra 2, Libra Colour	The flaccid-limbed creature with the strangely flabby lips and smelling of uncooked tuna continued its shambling walk toward me, but I found that I must continue to type because I knew that to do otherwise would Don

01-09-2009, 08:58 AM	#24
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	In the end though, it is, as the crazy, old woman living in the whale carcass said, "all well and good to toss a zombie chicken into a cauldron of burning oil, but unless you cut out its heart with some enchanted nail-clippers and run it through at midnight under a new moon in late January with a toothpick made of sycamore, then pretty soon that chicken will be back to feast on your brain (or at least peck rather annoyingly at your temple while smelling maddingly southern-fried but which you know you can't eat because the doctor says your cholesterol is way too high as it is from all those vampire-duck-fat-and-mango smoothies you've been chugging)".

01-09-2009, 09:34 AM	#25
Format C: Guru Posts: 753 Karma: 1496807 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: The Third World Device: iLiad + PRS-505 + Kindle 3	Stat rosa pristina nomine, nomina nuda tenemus. (latin) A l'alta fantasia quivi mancò possa ma già volgea 'l mio disio e 'l velle - sì come rota ch'igualmente è mossa - l'Amor che move il sole e l'altre stelle. (medieval italian)

01-09-2009, 10:07 AM	#26
Dr. Drib Grand Sorcerer Posts: 45,614 Karma: 60184181 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Peru Device: KINDLE: Oasis 3, Scribe (1st), Matcha; KOBO: Libra 2, Libra Colour	"Ok, buddy, dis ain't gonna hurt ya too much," the man with the gun said, aiming at my head as he pulled the trigger. (20th C. American slang lingo noir dialogue)

01-09-2009, 10:16 AM	#27
Taylor514ce Actively passive. Posts: 2,042 Karma: 478376 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: US Device: Sony PRS-505/LC	The blue one, next to the fish.

01-09-2009, 10:25 AM	#28
Taylor514ce Actively passive. Posts: 2,042 Karma: 478376 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: US Device: Sony PRS-505/LC	Back in the familiar comfort of Zelda's cramped Paris apartment, Lefty noticed a loose thread beginning to struggle free of Hugo, but after their recent harrowing experience, knew better than to pull it, focusing instead on the chaos below, softly muttering to himself, as if in meditation, "one, two, four, yellow".

01-09-2009, 11:34 AM	#29
ravenne Wizard Posts: 4,917 Karma: 1840619 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Munich, Germany Device: Kindle PW, PocketBook 360°, Cybook Gen3, iPad mini	And the medieval Italian moved the sun and the stars with all the love he had.

01-09-2009, 11:38 AM	#30
ravenne Wizard Posts: 4,917 Karma: 1840619 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Munich, Germany Device: Kindle PW, PocketBook 360°, Cybook Gen3, iPad mini	"Cat", the man said finishing his weather forecast, "I hope your fur´s warm enough for the upcoming cold nights".