Silliness Chicken - Page 209

crich70 · 12-01-2015, 10:54 AM

He was brainwashed while suffering from PTSD. Poor innocent chicken.

Solitaire1 · 12-01-2015, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crich70

He was brainwashed while suffering from PTSD. Poor innocent chicken.

I don't know, he looked pretty happy eating that chicken.

cromag · 12-04-2015, 11:41 PM

Probably just feeling a little peckish.

AprilHare · 08-17-2016, 10:27 PM

Run my friend, run!..
Don't get eaten!..

poohbear_nc · 08-18-2016, 08:20 AM

Is there a camera in my back yard?

Dylrob · 08-18-2016, 07:29 PM

There's always been a camera in your backyard.

poohbear_nc · 08-18-2016, 08:04 PM

Always?

*chicken hastily phones up the Poultry Protection Program*

I need a new identity fast! Or at least some plastic surgery!

Solitaire1 · 08-19-2016, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Always?

*chicken hastily phones up the Poultry Protection Program*

I need a new identity fast! Or at least some plastic surgery!

*A package arrives for PoohBear. Inside the package is a pair of Groucho glasses complete with mustache and cigar.*

poohbear_nc · 08-19-2016, 06:17 PM

Perfect! No one will be able to recognize me now!

5thWiggleWife · 08-19-2016, 10:16 PM

Oh there you are poohbear! We've been looking for you.

Love, The Spawn.

Luffy · 08-20-2016, 02:15 AM

Wth?.

5thWiggleWife · 08-20-2016, 08:18 AM

(The Spawn are the lovely twin offspring of 5WW & 5thWiggle aka B.E.L. The Benevolent Evil Lord who live in Evil Canada in an elaborate laboratory compound where the B.E.L. conducts his evil mad science experiments.
Poohbear often drops in, sometimes through mysteriously broken windows to steal all the liquor in the holding room. Many adventures have been detailed in various threads in the past.
The Spawn have a particular fondness for chicken. One chicken in particular (sometimes referred to as Uncle Pooh) is quite often invited to their annual birthday bar-b-que; usually as the main course. For some reason though he never does show up so we have to eat....er entertain ....his cousins.

)

poohbear_nc · 08-20-2016, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 5thWiggleWife

Oh there you are poohbear! We've been looking for you.

Love, The Spawn.

What gave me away? I couldn't even recognize myself!

*looking suspiciously for sharpened sticks*

Luffy · 08-20-2016, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 5thWiggleWife

(The Spawn are the lovely twin offspring of 5WW & 5thWiggle aka B.E.L. The Benevolent Evil Lord who live in Evil Canada in an elaborate laboratory compound where the B.E.L. conducts his evil mad science experiments.
Poohbear often drops in, sometimes through mysteriously broken windows to steal all the liquor in the holding room. Many adventures have been detailed in various threads in the past.
The Spawn have a particular fondness for chicken. One chicken in particular (sometimes referred to as Uncle Pooh) is quite often invited to their annual birthday bar-b-que; usually as the main course. For some reason though he never does show up so we have to eat....er entertain ....his cousins.

)

Erm...got it?

Solitaire1 · 08-20-2016, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Perfect! No one will be able to recognize me now!

Ummmm...I have to let you know that disguising yourself as a turkey isn't effective if your goal is to avoid being eaten. Consider that November is approaching and with it Thanksgiving Day.

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12-01-2015, 10:54 AM	#3121
crich70 Grand Sorcerer Posts: 11,310 Karma: 43993832 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Monroe Wisconsin Device: K3, Kindle Paperwhite, Calibre, and Mobipocket for Pc (netbook)	He was brainwashed while suffering from PTSD. Poor innocent chicken.

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08-18-2016, 07:29 PM	#3126
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08-18-2016, 08:04 PM	#3127
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,718 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Always? chicken hastily phones up the Poultry Protection Program I need a new identity fast! Or at least some plastic surgery!

08-19-2016, 10:16 PM	#3130
5thWiggleWife I’m a Happy Boy! Posts: 12,791 Karma: 96828311 Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Evil Canada (goatees ya know) Device: iPad 2017, Acer A500, Kobo Glo, iPad mini	Oh there you are poohbear! We've been looking for you. Love, The Spawn.

08-20-2016, 02:15 AM	#3131
Luffy Wizard Posts: 4,466 Karma: 429063498 Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Mauritius Device: Kindle Paperwhite 4	Wth?.

08-20-2016, 08:18 AM	#3132
5thWiggleWife I’m a Happy Boy! Posts: 12,791 Karma: 96828311 Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Evil Canada (goatees ya know) Device: iPad 2017, Acer A500, Kobo Glo, iPad mini	(The Spawn are the lovely twin offspring of 5WW & 5thWiggle aka B.E.L. The Benevolent Evil Lord who live in Evil Canada in an elaborate laboratory compound where the B.E.L. conducts his evil mad science experiments. Poohbear often drops in, sometimes through mysteriously broken windows to steal all the liquor in the holding room. Many adventures have been detailed in various threads in the past. The Spawn have a particular fondness for chicken. One chicken in particular (sometimes referred to as Uncle Pooh) is quite often invited to their annual birthday bar-b-que; usually as the main course. For some reason though he never does show up so we have to eat....er entertain ....his cousins. )