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Old 01-02-2009, 10:56 AM   #76
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What I would like to do is collect all of these together and make an ebook out of them.

If this thread continues, and the good-will becomes contagious, this could be an exciting and fun read.

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Old 01-02-2009, 10:57 AM   #77
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What I would like to do is collect all of these together and make an ebook out of them.

If this thread continues, and the good-will becomes contagious, this could be an exciting and fun read.

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Marc's entry is a book unto itself.
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The room is bathed in the blue glow of computer screens, with the intermittent green blips of various laboratory equipment (like stars, best seen obliquely), and the strange sibilant yet raspy whisper of fabric on fabric, from what closer inspection reveals to be a sock, furiously humping a felt fedora.
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Old 01-02-2009, 11:07 AM   #80
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Gotta get Hugo in the plot!
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Old 01-02-2009, 11:08 AM   #81
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Old 01-02-2009, 11:09 AM   #82
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Gotta get Hugo in the plot!
Hugo Gernsback humped his felt fedora madly.


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Old 01-02-2009, 11:10 AM   #83
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We need an audiobook also so that someone can do the sound affects.
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Old 01-02-2009, 11:18 AM   #84
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Old 01-02-2009, 11:22 AM   #85
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My mind was reeling.
His mind was reeling from the shock, but there still wasn't anything on the end of his tether; not even an insult.
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Old 01-02-2009, 11:34 AM   #86
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My mind was reeling as I surged upward, breaking to the surface of the water, only to find a hook and line attached to my mouth.


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Old 01-02-2009, 12:21 PM   #88
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Here’s three more.


It was only later, after the terrible ordeal with the Killer Klowns, did I realize that the popcorn had been tarnished with toxic butter, meant to go quckly through my system like hot grease through a tight and winding pipe.


It was one of those days when all the world seems to go crazy at once, leaving me thankful that I was already institutionalized.


“Remembrance of Things Passed is a wonderful reference book about Chili Peppers,” the strangely anemic-looking bookseller said.


Well, gotta run!




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