Silliness Memorable FIRST SENTENCES - Only Yours, please - Page 2

zelda_pinwheel · 01-01-2009, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by pilotbob

It was a warm, bright and sunny day.

pilotbob · 01-01-2009, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

If only you could hear the second line. But, that's another thread.

BOb

lilac_jive · 01-01-2009, 04:25 PM

Ok, don't laugh, but today I decided to right a romance short story (after seeing the calls for Harlequin Undone ebooks). It will probably suck, but it is good brain exercise. So here's the first line:

"Miss Amelia Worthington did not wish to be a lady."

nohmi2 · 01-01-2009, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

I swear to almighty God, she thought as she endured College Boy's barely-rhythmic pounding on her bedsprings (not to mention her... patience), if he asks me once more "Who's your Daddy?" I will cut him from Aristotle to Zoology...

Priceless.

Okay, here goes.
The pope read the headline in the paper as Paris opened it and squealed quealed out loud, "Pope elopes, it says, and you tell me not to worry, darling!!".

mjh215 · 01-01-2009, 05:04 PM

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

RWood · 01-01-2009, 05:08 PM

She was the kind of girl my Father had always warned me about, just like his first four wives.

Sparrow · 01-01-2009, 06:09 PM

My horror short story:

"It didn't matter what they did, they couldn't shift the coffin lid."

Greg Anos · 01-01-2009, 06:30 PM

You can't have it! But....here's the first line from the new Red adventure.

"Just another Wedsnday morning, shooting FDR and waiting for the phone to ring."

(Down fans! Back, Back , HEEL! I won't start working on it for at least a week and I won't post anything more than this until I'm done...THIS MEANS YOU!)

RickyMaveety · 01-01-2009, 06:38 PM

"Someday, I'm going to kill that dog," she thought as she watched it lift its leg and arc a stream of golden pee towards her freshly washed sheets.

wayrad · 01-01-2009, 06:52 PM

Jason almost panicked before realizing this creeping sensation was the feeling that he had been told of by other characters, yet had never experienced himself: he was being read.

desertgrandma · 01-01-2009, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by wayrad

Jason almost panicked before realizing this creeping sensation was the feeling that he had been told of by other characters, yet had never experienced himself: he was being read.

Good one!

Madam Broshkina · 01-01-2009, 07:02 PM

Looking back on the job interview that went bad, Hector thought to himself that stapling a dead squirrel to his face was probably not the best way to make a good impression.

zelda_pinwheel · 01-01-2009, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Madam Broshkina

Looking back on the job interview that went bad, Hector thought to himself that stapling a dead squirrel to his face was probably not the best way to make a good impression.

next time he'll know better.

(oh and could you please send me a new keyboard ? express. thanks.)

mtravellerh · 01-01-2009, 07:12 PM

"I've made a spectacular idiot of myself again!"

(History of my life-MTH)

pshrynk · 01-01-2009, 08:01 PM

I was born on the eleventh of November, 1899, before that day was anything special, along with a few thousand other children from Iowa.

01-01-2009, 05:04 PM	#20
mjh215 Guru Posts: 988 Karma: 12653 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: None of your business	The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. Last edited by mjh215; 01-20-2009 at 07:01 PM. Reason: diafol

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lilac_jive Grand Sorcerer Posts: 5,870 Karma: 27376 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Device: PRS-505	Ok, don't laugh, but today I decided to right a romance short story (after seeing the calls for Harlequin Undone ebooks). It will probably suck, but it is good brain exercise. So here's the first line: "Miss Amelia Worthington did not wish to be a lady."

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RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	She was the kind of girl my Father had always warned me about, just like his first four wives.

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RickyMaveety Holy S**T!!! Posts: 5,213 Karma: 108401 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: San Diego, California!! Device: Kindle and iPad	"Someday, I'm going to kill that dog," she thought as she watched it lift its leg and arc a stream of golden pee towards her freshly washed sheets.

01-01-2009, 06:52 PM	#25
wayrad Fanatic Posts: 551 Karma: 1121392 Join Date: May 2008 Location: USA Device: HTC One M8	Jason almost panicked before realizing this creeping sensation was the feeling that he had been told of by other characters, yet had never experienced himself: he was being read.

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Madam Broshkina Manic Do Fuse Posts: 2,312 Karma: 3325462 Join Date: Oct 2006 Device: Sony 500, 505, 350, Kindle 3, DXG, nook, Irex DR800SG, iPad	Looking back on the job interview that went bad, Hector thought to himself that stapling a dead squirrel to his face was probably not the best way to make a good impression.

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