Unutterably Silly Chicken

[AprilHare]

Originally Posted by eschwartz

Is this meant to be a reply to me? I ask because if so, it doesn't seem to make much sense... but if not, who are you talking to?

All the chicken hunters..

[Solitaire1]

Originally Posted by AprilHare

So much effort, so little achieved.
Why do you bother?

Originally Posted by eschwartz

Is this meant to be a reply to me? I ask because if so, it doesn't seem to make much sense... but if not, who are you talking to?

Originally Posted by AprilHare

All the chicken hunters..

We chicken hunters are simply biding our time. There's no rush and I'm taking some time to study some new recipes for a time when I will need them.

[eschwartz]

Oh, so is that why you started a new story thread?

[Solitaire1]

Originally Posted by eschwartz

Oh, so is that why you started a new story thread?

No. I just thought it would be interesting, and sometimes the four-word limit seemed a bit constraining. It did, however, make people become creative and take the story in very interesting directions.

[Cinisajoy]

Originally Posted by Solitaire1

We chicken hunters are simply biding our time. There's no rush and I'm taking some time to study some new recipes for a time when I will need them.

Here is an excellent roast chicken recipe.
When you catch the chicken, sprinkle some parsley, sage, rosemary, thyme and garlic down its throat, then shove a stick of butter or margarine either down its throat or up its backside.
Whichever it easier. Then sit it on its legs in a baking dish. Rub butter or margarine over it. Sprinkle with more of the spices. Then take and cover it in bacon. Cover the pan with foil and bake at about 275 F until the chicken lays down, 5 to 6 hours.

Note this is normally done after you decapitate, gut and strip the chicken.

(Now off to hide from poohbear and AprilHare. )

[Solitaire1]

Originally Posted by Cinisajoy

Here is an excellent roast chicken recipe.
When you catch the chicken, sprinkle some parsley, sage, rosemary, thyme and garlic down its throat, then shove a stick of butter or margarine either down its throat or up its backside.
Whichever it easier. Then sit it on its legs in a baking dish. Rub butter or margarine over it. Sprinkle with more of the spices. Then take and cover it in bacon. Cover the pan with foil and bake at about 275 F until the chicken lays down, 5 to 6 hours.

Note this is normally done after you decapitate, gut and strip the chicken.

(Now off to hide from poohbear and AprilHare. )

Welcome to the thread. There's always room for one more chicken eater. To avoid the chickens, just put a road around yourself and a force field at the edge of the road. The chickens will bounce off of the force field over and over again in an attempt to get to the other side of the road (and to you).

*Solitaire1 has visions of bouncing chickens...and wonders if they are related to spring chickens...*

[AprilHare]

Originally Posted by Cinisajoy

Here is an excellent roast chicken recipe.
When you catch the chicken, sprinkle some parsley, sage, rosemary, thyme and garlic down its throat, then shove a stick of butter or margarine either down its throat or up its backside.
Whichever it easier. Then sit it on its legs in a baking dish. Rub butter or margarine over it. Sprinkle with more of the spices. Then take and cover it in bacon. Cover the pan with foil and bake at about 275 F until the chicken lays down, 5 to 6 hours.

Note this is normally done after you decapitate, gut and strip the chicken.

(Now off to hide from poohbear and AprilHare. )

Your pathetic attempt to intimidate will not save you, coward. We always have room for a dog.. roasted that is.

Originally Posted by Solitaire1

Welcome to the thread. There's always room for one more chicken eater. To avoid the chickens, just put a road around yourself and a force field at the edge of the road. The chickens will bounce off of the force field over and over again in an attempt to get to the other side of the road (and to you).

*Solitaire1 has visions of bouncing chickens...and wonders if they are related to spring chickens...*

We have ways of penetrating forcefields. Our talons and beaks can pierce them, by the way (mine are coated in a rare material that makes it possible)..

[Solitaire1]

Originally Posted by AprilHare

Your pathetic attempt to intimidate will not save you, coward. We always have room for a dog.. roasted that is.

We have ways of penetrating forcefields. Our talons and beaks can pierce them, by the way (mine are coated in a rare material that makes it possible)..

I wouldn't be too sure about that. The force fields automatically cook whatever passes through them. We developed the technology as a fast way to cook chickens. Chickens pass through on one side, broiled chickens arrive on the other side.

[eschwartz]

How does a force field cook things that pass through.
I don't think the respective technologies are compatible.


Now, I know there are ways of systematically raising the heat in certain areas, which would probably cook anyone/chicken/turtle that passed through. But you cannot overlap the area with a force repulsion field, and it's bad luck to kill and eat random passersby.

[red_phoenix]

Originally Posted by Solitaire1

I wouldn't be too sure about that. The force fields automatically cook whatever passes through them. We developed the technology as a fast way to cook chickens. Chickens pass through on one side, broiled chickens arrive on the other side.

What if the bird passing through is already on fire?

[eschwartz]

Originally Posted by red_phoenix

What if the bird passing through is already on fire?

Well, as far as I am aware, *they* have been threatening to cook you all these years without recognizing the inherent illogic, why stop now?

[poohbear_nc]

Originally Posted by Solitaire1

I wouldn't be too sure about that. The force fields automatically cook whatever passes through them. We developed the technology as a fast way to cook chickens. Chickens pass through on one side, broiled chickens arrive on the other side.

Oh look! Someone delivered an ACME tanning bed to my roost!
*I wonder if I have fresh batteries for it*

[Dylrob]

Originally Posted by eschwartz

How does a force field cook things that pass through.
I don't think the respective technologies are compatible.


Now, I know there are ways of systematically raising the heat in certain areas, which would probably cook anyone/chicken/turtle that passed through. But you cannot overlap the area with a force repulsion field, and it's bad luck to kill and eat random passersby.

Well the closest thing we have to "force fields" in the laboratories right now is magnetically guided plasma. And plasma is hot by its very nature.

[crich70]

Still wondering who the poor innocent soul was that was left in the microwave along with pooh's spare glasses.

[poohbear_nc]

Originally Posted by crich70

Still wondering who the poor innocent soul was that was left in the microwave along with pooh's spare glasses.