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Old 08-05-2015, 07:32 PM   #2986
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I thought one was supposed to be a chicken in a crockpot.
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Old 08-06-2015, 02:05 AM   #2987
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What was suspicious is that your original statement indicated that you are happy to see your fellow birds deep fried. That makes me suspicious because it indicates that you want to each chickens...while being a chicken.

It is indeed suspicious.
You think too much!
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I thought one was supposed to be a chicken in a crockpot.
The only crockpot entry will be that fake Colonel! Freedom for chooks everywhere!
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Old 08-06-2015, 11:25 AM   #2988
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The only crockpot entry will be that fake Colonel! Freedom for chooks everywhere!
I don't think there is a crockpot big enough to hold The Colonel. Even if there was, the only way The Colonel would stay in it is if the chicken held him there...which would result in their being cooked before The Colonel was even warmed.

*Imagines The Colonel surrounded by a large number of roasted chickens...*
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Old 08-06-2015, 12:22 PM   #2989
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What technical difficulties do you see in using a lid to hold down the Colonel?
The same lid that was apparently successful in holding down numerous chickens throughout the ages?
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Old 08-06-2015, 07:40 PM   #2990
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You think too much!

The only crockpot entry will be that fake Colonel! Freedom for chooks everywhere!
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I don't think there is a crockpot big enough to hold The Colonel. Even if there was, the only way The Colonel would stay in it is if the chicken held him there...which would result in their being cooked before The Colonel was even warmed.

*Imagines The Colonel surrounded by a large number of roasted chickens...*
There's always Plan B...roasting over an open flame.
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Old 08-07-2015, 12:51 AM   #2991
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The Col. has nothing against chickens. He loves chickens. Especially when extra crispy.
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Old 08-07-2015, 11:17 AM   #2992
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Although The Colonel likes chickens, I thought he liked them the Original Way. Also, let's not forget BBQ...chicken strips...chicken nuggets...
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Old 08-09-2015, 11:50 PM   #2993
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Who said the fake Colonel would be conscious when put in the crockpot?
Power to chookkind, everywhere!
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Old 08-10-2015, 12:12 AM   #2994
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I just don't understand the logic.
What difference does it make whether the Colonel is conscious?

If he has been successfully shoved into a pot, well, pots have lids for reasons and stuff....

I fail to see why basic culinary tools would magically fail to do their job because of an anti-chicken agenda!
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Old 08-10-2015, 01:41 AM   #2995
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What difference does it make whether the Colonel is conscious?
Easier to shove in the pot, silly.
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If he has been successfully shoved into a pot, well, pots have lids for reasons and stuff....
To prevent his natural juices from spilling.
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I fail to see why basic culinary tools would magically fail to do their job because of an anti-chicken agenda!
I don't know what you mean by that. I only crave victory over chookkind's enemies!
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Old 08-10-2015, 01:49 AM   #2996
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My remarks were aimed at the bastions of illogic who claim a chicken cannot cook a Colonel without jumping in the pot too. See post #2988.

P.S. Lids are multi-talented. They're just cool that way.
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Old 08-10-2015, 11:44 AM   #2997
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But how could the chickens get The Colonel into the pot? Are chickens capable of the sneaky actions needed to accomplish this task?
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Old 08-10-2015, 07:40 PM   #2998
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But how could the chickens get The Colonel into the pot? Are chickens capable of the sneaky actions needed to accomplish this task?
What is this "but" of yours?
Have you conceded the previous point, and are switching to a new point?


I just want some clarity on whether or not you believe, if a chicken could get a Colonel into a pot, it would be successful in cooking said Colonel.

If you agree the chicken would be successful, but simply doubt whether it can pass the critical threshold of catching and shoving the Colonel into the pot (or knocking the Colonel over the head and bundling him unconscious into the pot), then I would have to continue the discussion, by responding that chickens are clearly, as demonstrated just a few posts ago, a lot more sneaky than you, solitaire1, had suspected.
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Old 08-11-2015, 11:06 PM   #2999
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Catching?
We chickens are more sly than that!
Not going to give our tricks away: we will have at him!
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Old 08-12-2015, 12:28 AM   #3000
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What is this "but" of yours?
Have you conceded the previous point, and are switching to a new point?


I just want some clarity on whether or not you believe, if a chicken could get a Colonel into a pot, it would be successful in cooking said Colonel.

If you agree the chicken would be successful, but simply doubt whether it can pass the critical threshold of catching and shoving the Colonel into the pot (or knocking the Colonel over the head and bundling him unconscious into the pot), then I would have to continue the discussion, by responding that chickens are clearly, as demonstrated just a few posts ago, a lot more sneaky than you, solitaire1, had suspected.
I know chickens have the potential to be sneaky. Are chickens sneaky enough to be able to catch The Colonel and subdue him? After all, The Colonel is fairly intelligent and has developed subtle and devious ways to deal with chickens.

Chickens coming to The Colonel to attempt to subdue him might be part of his master plan to capture them. What if The Colonel only appears to be alone but he is actually surrounded by many who will protect him and help him catch the chickens?

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Catching?
We chickens are more sly than that!
Not going to give our tricks away: we will have at him!
You will try...you will try...

What should I have for dinner? Hmmm...chicken noodle soup would be nice.
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