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I thought one was supposed to be a chicken in a crockpot.
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The only crockpot entry will be that fake Colonel! Freedom for chooks everywhere! |
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AprilHare wrote as part of a post:
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*Imagines The Colonel surrounded by a large number of roasted chickens...* |
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What technical difficulties do you see in using a lid to hold down the Colonel?
The same lid that was apparently successful in holding down numerous chickens throughout the ages? |
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The Col. has nothing against chickens. He loves chickens. Especially when extra crispy.
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Samurai Lizard
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Although The Colonel likes chickens, I thought he liked them the Original Way. Also, let's not forget BBQ...chicken strips...chicken nuggets...
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Who said the fake Colonel would be conscious when put in the crockpot?
Power to chookkind, everywhere! |
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I just don't understand the logic.
![]() What difference does it make whether the Colonel is conscious? If he has been successfully shoved into a pot, well, pots have lids for reasons and stuff.... I fail to see why basic culinary tools would magically fail to do their job because of an anti-chicken agenda! |
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I don't know what you mean by that. I only crave victory over chookkind's enemies! |
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My remarks were aimed at the bastions of illogic who claim a chicken cannot cook a Colonel without jumping in the pot too.
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But how could the chickens get The Colonel into the pot? Are chickens capable of the sneaky actions needed to accomplish this task?
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Have you conceded the previous point, and are switching to a new point? I just want some clarity on whether or not you believe, if a chicken could get a Colonel into a pot, it would be successful in cooking said Colonel. If you agree the chicken would be successful, but simply doubt whether it can pass the critical threshold of catching and shoving the Colonel into the pot (or knocking the Colonel over the head and bundling him unconscious into the pot), then I would have to continue the discussion, by responding that chickens are clearly, as demonstrated just a few posts ago, a lot more sneaky than you, solitaire1, had suspected. |
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Catching?
We chickens are more sly than that! Not going to give our tricks away: we will have at him! |
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Chickens coming to The Colonel to attempt to subdue him might be part of his master plan to capture them. What if The Colonel only appears to be alone but he is actually surrounded by many who will protect him and help him catch the chickens? Quote:
![]() What should I have for dinner? Hmmm...chicken noodle soup would be nice. |
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