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Old 06-28-2015, 08:27 PM   #8701
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Old 06-29-2015, 07:48 AM   #8702
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Old 06-29-2015, 09:25 AM   #8703
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Old 06-29-2015, 09:27 AM   #8704
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Old 06-29-2015, 04:11 PM   #8705
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Old 06-29-2015, 04:37 PM   #8706
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The old man replies, "They've all gone to see the hanging."

"Who are they hanging?"

"Brown Paper Pete," the old man replies.

"What kind of a name is that?" the cowboy asks.

"Well, he wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes."

"What are they hanging him for?"

"Rustling," said the old man.
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Old 06-29-2015, 05:25 PM   #8707
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Old 06-30-2015, 10:13 AM   #8708
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Old 06-30-2015, 11:35 AM   #8709
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Old 06-30-2015, 02:06 PM   #8710
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Old 06-30-2015, 02:28 PM   #8711
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Old 07-01-2015, 09:57 AM   #8712
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Old 07-01-2015, 04:04 PM   #8713
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People always seemed surprised when I tell them my age...

Especially when I whisper it to them from under their bed.
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Old 07-02-2015, 09:30 AM   #8715
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Everyone thinks that Stephen Hawking is a genius.

However, when you ask him a question and are waiting for him to type his reply into his speech generating device, how do you know he isn't just looking up the answer on the Internet?
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