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#8701 |
Grand Sorcerer
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Location: 33.9388° N, 117.2716° W
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#8702 |
curly᷂͓̫̙᷊̥̮̾ͯͤͭͬͦͨ ʎʌɹnɔ
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^ @orlok
iCrime? |
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#8703 |
Close to the Edit!
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: UK
Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"
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#8704 |
Close to the Edit!
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Location: UK
Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"
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I've just discovered the quickest way to call a family meeting.
I turned off the WiFi router and simply waited in the room where it's located. |
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#8705 |
binomial: homo legentem
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Alabama, USA
Device: iriver Story HD; Archos 80 G9
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"Do you have helicopter flavored potato chips?"
"No, we only have plane." |
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#8706 |
binomial: homo legentem
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Location: Alabama, USA
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A cowboy rides into town and notices the streets seem empty. He stops next to an old man sitting on a rocker in front of the saloon and asks, "Where is everybody?"
The old man replies, "They've all gone to see the hanging." "Who are they hanging?" "Brown Paper Pete," the old man replies. "What kind of a name is that?" the cowboy asks. "Well, he wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes." "What are they hanging him for?" "Rustling," said the old man. |
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#8707 |
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#8708 |
binomial: homo legentem
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Location: Alabama, USA
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From now on I will be travelling everywhere in a giant hamster ball...
...because that is how I roll. |
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#8709 |
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#8710 |
binomial: homo legentem
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Location: Alabama, USA
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I rush into the vet's office and say, "I think my daughter's hamster is in serious trouble."
"I should think so," the vet replies. "seeing as how you're carrying a snake." |
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#8711 |
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#8712 |
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#8713 |
binomial: homo legentem
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Location: Alabama, USA
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People always seemed surprised when I tell them my age...
Especially when I whisper it to them from under their bed. |
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#8714 |
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#8715 |
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Location: Alabama, USA
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Everyone thinks that Stephen Hawking is a genius.
However, when you ask him a question and are waiting for him to type his reply into his speech generating device, how do you know he isn't just looking up the answer on the Internet? |
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