Silliness Chicken - Page 193

Solitaire1 · 06-19-2015, 12:42 PM

Not at all. We want your children to grow up to be strong and healthy...and tasty!

Dylrob · 06-20-2015, 12:03 AM

Yeah, most of what we eat is muscle after all!

poohbear_nc · 06-20-2015, 11:14 AM

Fortunately I'm a skinny chook! Look at those bandy legs! No meat on them at all.... nothing to eat see here folks .... move on now

Solitaire1 · 06-20-2015, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Fortunately I'm a skinny chook! Look at those bandy legs! No meat on them at all.... nothing to eat see here folks .... move on now

I've found that interesting that you seem to be an upside down chicken. With a normal chicken if the body is the size of a bowling ball the head is the size of a golf ball. Yet you seemed to be the opposite...it seems a bit interesting...

poohbear_nc · 06-20-2015, 05:05 PM

It has nothing to do with my habit of breaking into visiting the Wiggles' secret lab and swilling sampling the spirituous liquors.

I hatched this way!

5thWiggleWife · 06-20-2015, 09:43 PM

Our modem broke rendering us unable to connect to the world for the last few days. Coincidentally the lock to the old lab in the backyard was also broken. Clearly this is the work of the chicken. I always blame the chicken.

PS Poohbear, the Spawn missed you at their birthday bbq today.

poohbear_nc · 06-21-2015, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by 5thWiggleWife

Our modem broke rendering us unable to connect to the world for the last few days. Coincidentally the lock to the old lab in the backyard was also broken. Clearly this is the work of the chicken. I always blame the chicken.

PS Poohbear, the Spawn missed you at their birthday bbq today.

Awwww .... how sweet .... what did they impale on their sticks instead?

5thWiggleWife · 06-21-2015, 08:21 AM

Pork loin - they said it tastes just like chicken.

eschwartz · 06-21-2015, 10:33 AM

You mean all those chicken-lovers (depending what you mean by "love") can switch to pork and they won't notice the difference and they don't have to try eating pooh?

This is excellent news for the chicken!

Solitaire1 · 06-21-2015, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by eschwartz

You mean all those chicken-lovers (depending what you mean by "love") can switch to pork and they won't notice the difference and they don't have to try eating pooh?

This is excellent news for the chicken!

I'm sorry but pork is not a substitute for chicken for they don't taste the same or have the same sensation when you eat them. It's like you can't substitute chocolate for chicken, for the only thing they have in common is being food and the first sound of their names.

Maybe it is time to introduce a new character in Strawberry Shortcake. After all, there's Blueberry Muffin, Rasberry Torte, Cherry Jam, and Strawberry Shortcake. Maybe it is time to add Chicken Pot Pie.

Solitaire1 · 06-21-2015, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

It has nothing to do with my habit of breaking into visiting the Wiggles' secret lab and swilling sampling the spirituous liquors.

I hatched this way!

Interesting, so liquors are keeping you in your current form... If you stopped consuming liquors your body would grow larger? You'd start to resemble Hans or Franz?

eschwartz · 06-21-2015, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solitaire1

I'm sorry but pork is not a substitute for chicken for they don't taste the same or have the same sensation when you eat them. It's like you can't substitute chocolate for chicken, for the only thing they have in common is being food and the first sound of their names.

Don't tell me, tell the WiggleSpawn!

5thWiggleWife · 06-21-2015, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by eschwartz

Don't tell me, tell the wiggles!

Don't tell the Wiggles, tell The Spawn! They said it tasted like chicken. I just report the news, I don't make it. (durn crazy kids)

eschwartz · 06-21-2015, 01:36 PM

Are they not wiggles too?

5thWiggleWife · 06-21-2015, 01:41 PM

Indeed they are but since they entered the double digits they have refuted the name in favour of being referred to as "The Spawn".

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06-19-2015, 12:42 PM	#2881
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 14,966 Karma: 70029956 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor, Nook Glowlight 4	Not at all. We want your children to grow up to be strong and healthy...and tasty!

06-20-2015, 12:03 AM	#2882
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Yeah, most of what we eat is muscle after all!

06-20-2015, 11:14 AM	#2883
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,750 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Fortunately I'm a skinny chook! Look at those bandy legs! No meat on them at all.... nothing to eat see here folks .... move on now

06-20-2015, 05:05 PM	#2885
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,750 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	It has nothing to do with my habit of breaking into visiting the Wiggles' secret lab and swilling sampling the spirituous liquors. I hatched this way!

06-20-2015, 09:43 PM	#2886
5thWiggleWife I’m a Happy Boy! Posts: 12,791 Karma: 96828311 Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Evil Canada (goatees ya know) Device: iPad 2017, Acer A500, Kobo Glo, iPad mini	Our modem broke rendering us unable to connect to the world for the last few days. Coincidentally the lock to the old lab in the backyard was also broken. Clearly this is the work of the chicken. I always blame the chicken. PS Poohbear, the Spawn missed you at their birthday bbq today.

06-21-2015, 08:21 AM	#2888
5thWiggleWife I’m a Happy Boy! Posts: 12,791 Karma: 96828311 Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Evil Canada (goatees ya know) Device: iPad 2017, Acer A500, Kobo Glo, iPad mini	Pork loin - they said it tastes just like chicken.

06-21-2015, 10:33 AM	#2889
eschwartz Ex-Helpdesk Junkie Posts: 19,421 Karma: 85400180 Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Beaten Path, USA, Roundworld, This Side of Infinity Device: Kindle Touch fw5.3.7 (Wifi only)	You mean all those chicken-lovers (depending what you mean by "love") can switch to pork and they won't notice the difference and they don't have to try eating pooh? This is excellent news for the chicken!

06-21-2015, 01:36 PM	#2894
eschwartz Ex-Helpdesk Junkie Posts: 19,421 Karma: 85400180 Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Beaten Path, USA, Roundworld, This Side of Infinity Device: Kindle Touch fw5.3.7 (Wifi only)	Are they not wiggles too?

06-21-2015, 01:41 PM	#2895
5thWiggleWife I’m a Happy Boy! Posts: 12,791 Karma: 96828311 Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Evil Canada (goatees ya know) Device: iPad 2017, Acer A500, Kobo Glo, iPad mini	Indeed they are but since they entered the double digits they have refuted the name in favour of being referred to as "The Spawn".