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Dylrob · 05-14-2015, 04:59 PM

Hmm... the can of Monster I just bought is 15.5 fl. oz. The label on the back says 10 calories per 8 fl. oz, but then right next to that it says 25 calories per can.

badgoodDeb · 05-14-2015, 05:25 PM

Hmmm. Maybe Monsters can't do arithmetic?

WT Sharpe · 05-14-2015, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylrob

Hmm... the can of Monster I just bought is 15.5 fl. oz. The label on the back says 10 calories per 8 fl. oz, but then right next to that it says 25 calories per can.

Post a picture and see if it goes viral.

Dylrob · 05-14-2015, 10:58 PM

Lol, I'll have to get another can, cause I tossed that one in the recycling bin hours ago.

Dylrob · 05-21-2015, 02:36 AM

badgoodDeb · 05-21-2015, 01:00 PM

I couldn't relax -- I kept expecting a loud BANG or startling scene at the end! Other than that, yeah, the scenes are very relaxing. His voice, not so much!

dow · 05-21-2015, 01:12 PM

ROFL! I'm so relaxed that I may self-destruct.

WT Sharpe · 05-21-2015, 03:07 PM

Heinz has started making mustard and French's now has their own ketchup. Has WWIII started?

Dylrob · 06-02-2015, 01:29 PM

So wait, how did the immortal Baku of Star Trek Insurrection maintain such a small population? The large number of kids shown indicates that they're not using birth control. I can only conclude that their accident-related mortality rate must be insane.

"Uncle Louis fell off a cliff. Grandma got her head stuck in the tractor."

Solitaire1 · 06-02-2015, 02:51 PM

If you combine plants and zombies, would you end up with zombies that can just grow in the ground and then sprout behind your protective barriers?

dow · 06-02-2015, 04:31 PM

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

John F · 06-03-2015, 06:30 AM

This one time, at band camp, I ...

WT Sharpe · 06-04-2015, 11:12 AM

This test is really designed for residents of the UK, as it's based on medical information gleaned from UK medical records, but assuming that the difference between residents of the Kingdom and the Colonies is not all that great, I took the test and discovered that my Ubble age is 66 years. That means I get to keep breathing for another year, maybe as long as four! Yay! (An "Ubble age" of 66 means that you will most likely die between 62 and 69 years of age.)

http://www.ubble.co.uk/risk-calculator/

dow · 06-04-2015, 01:50 PM

Woo hoo! I'm 52, and my ubble age is 40. My five-year risk of dying is 0.9%, or one chance in 100. Not sure what that info will get me, but now I know. Thanks!

orlok · 06-04-2015, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

This test is really designed for residents of the UK, as it's based on medical information gleaned from UK medical records, but assuming that the difference between residents of the Kingdom and the Colonies is not all that great, I took the test and discovered that my Ubble age is 66 years. That means I get to keep breathing for another year, maybe as long as four! Yay! (An "Ubble age" of 66 means that you will most likely die between 62 and 69 years of age.)

http://www.ubble.co.uk/risk-calculator/

They were talking about this on Sky News this morning. Wasn't going to try it, as I'm afraid of what it will say...

I'll post back if I pluck up the courage (after a stiff drink, probably).

06-02-2015, 01:29 PM	#5844
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	So wait, how did the immortal Baku of Star Trek Insurrection maintain such a small population? The large number of kids shown indicates that they're not using birth control. I can only conclude that their accident-related mortality rate must be insane. "Uncle Louis fell off a cliff. Grandma got her head stuck in the tractor." Last edited by Dylrob; 06-02-2015 at 01:32 PM.

06-04-2015, 11:12 AM	#5848
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	Death Risk Calculator This test is really designed for residents of the UK, as it's based on medical information gleaned from UK medical records, but assuming that the difference between residents of the Kingdom and the Colonies is not all that great, I took the test and discovered that my Ubble age is 66 years. That means I get to keep breathing for another year, maybe as long as four! Yay! (An "Ubble age" of 66 means that you will most likely die between 62 and 69 years of age.) http://www.ubble.co.uk/risk-calculator/

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05-14-2015, 04:59 PM	#5836
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Hmm... the can of Monster I just bought is 15.5 fl. oz. The label on the back says 10 calories per 8 fl. oz, but then right next to that it says 25 calories per can.

05-14-2015, 05:25 PM	#5837
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,555 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	Hmmm. Maybe Monsters can't do arithmetic?

05-14-2015, 10:58 PM	#5839
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Lol, I'll have to get another can, cause I tossed that one in the recycling bin hours ago.

05-21-2015, 02:36 AM	#5840
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite

05-21-2015, 01:00 PM	#5841
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,555 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	I couldn't relax -- I kept expecting a loud BANG or startling scene at the end! Other than that, yeah, the scenes are very relaxing. His voice, not so much!

05-21-2015, 01:12 PM	#5842
dow Addict Posts: 248 Karma: 848380 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Boerne, TX Device: Kobo Forma, Kobo Aura HD, Sony PRS-505	ROFL! I'm so relaxed that I may self-destruct.

05-21-2015, 03:07 PM	#5843
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	Heinz has started making mustard and French's now has their own ketchup. Has WWIII started?

06-02-2015, 02:51 PM	#5845
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 14,954 Karma: 70029956 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor, Nook Glowlight 4	If you combine plants and zombies, would you end up with zombies that can just grow in the ground and then sprout behind your protective barriers?

06-02-2015, 04:31 PM	#5846
dow Addict Posts: 248 Karma: 848380 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Boerne, TX Device: Kobo Forma, Kobo Aura HD, Sony PRS-505	How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

06-03-2015, 06:30 AM	#5847
John F Grand Sorcerer Posts: 7,956 Karma: 70880793 Join Date: Feb 2009 Device: Kobo Clara 2E	This one time, at band camp, I ...

06-04-2015, 01:50 PM	#5849
dow Addict Posts: 248 Karma: 848380 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Boerne, TX Device: Kobo Forma, Kobo Aura HD, Sony PRS-505	Woo hoo! I'm 52, and my ubble age is 40. My five-year risk of dying is 0.9%, or one chance in 100. Not sure what that info will get me, but now I know. Thanks!