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Wetdogeared · 12-12-2008, 12:06 PM

This converation has initiated the following ad:
Attachment 19102

DixieGal · 12-12-2008, 12:44 PM

she seduces the Defenestrative Gibbon, promising to make it her consort if it brings its fearsome war machines to heck with her as they stride hand-in-hand across the corpses of armies, basking in the pall of doom that preceeds them, howling triumphant rage at all who presume to oppose them...

LazyScot · 12-12-2008, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DixieGal

she seduces the Defenestrative Gibbon, promising to make it her consort if it brings its fearsome war machines to heck with her as they stride hand-in-hand across the corpses of armies, basking in the pall of doom that preceeds them, howling triumphant rage at all who presume to oppose them...

A stranger walks up. "Excuse me. I'm from health and safety. I don't believe you have completed your workspace assessment forms...."

RWood · 12-12-2008, 07:34 PM

Ve don't need no stinkin' forms

montsnmags · 12-13-2008, 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Anyone seen adrian around here? Preferably the Bloody Mad version? We kinda need something to shore up the defenses against DixieGal's Evil Off Meds Incarnation.
...

~ahem~ As an employee of Montsnmags Enterprises, Adrian should not be counted on. It is part of his Employment Agreement that he always deal from all eleventy sides of the deck. Besides, he's in love.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DixieGal

she seduces the Defenestrative Gibbon, promising to make it her consort if it brings its fearsome war machines to heck with her as they stride hand-in-hand across the corpses of armies, basking in the pall of doom that preceeds them, howling triumphant rage at all who presume to oppose them...

The long-armed lanky lad is already holding your hand, and wishing he did buy you that bouquet of titan arum to match the pall that trails behind you. Your destructive wish is his delight, and he looks forward to fanning the flames of heck with thee before sending the universe into an anti-matter blaze of afrayed superstrings. Also, he bought icecream.

Yours neutrally,
The Observer

RWood · 12-13-2008, 08:47 AM

Where's the employee manual? What are the benefits? Medical? Dental? Vacation? Coffee breaks?

LazyScot · 12-13-2008, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RWood

Where's the employee manual? What are the benefits? Medical? Dental? Vacation? Coffee breaks?

Ah, here it is. Let me read some of it:

Congratulations on your purchase of a new Employee. This model Employee has been specifically designed to provide you with many benefits:

The employee is specially DNA coded to you. As well as providing security against theft, revolution or transfer, it provides you with a wide range of organs exactly matched should you need a transplant.
The Employee is provided with a voice input with which you may give it instructions. For optimal performance it is recommended that you shout in an agressive tone when issuing orders.
The Employee Barista model includes additional functionality for provision of the perfect caffine beverages.
All new Employee Models include the new "Vacationless" operation mode -- never again will you left without your Employee at a critical juncture due to an inconvenient holiday. Standard legal contract updates to this effect are included in your Employee Pack.
Reduced Total Cost of Ownership. The enhanced Contracts pack guarantee up to a 50% reduction in TCO over previous models thanks to the newly developed "Healthcare Elimination" and "High Density" operation modes.
The materials from which the Employee is constructed from are such that, in an emergency, if can provide sustance for a lenghty period (though this will void the warranty).

Although the Employee is provided with basic training, it may be necessary to provide additional programming. To that end, a baseball bat and electric cattle prod are included in your Employee pack.

GeoffC · 12-14-2008, 06:40 AM

does it make adequate coffee?

RWood · 12-14-2008, 02:04 PM

The old DNA rather than DRM trick.

Slite · 12-15-2008, 08:04 AM

I just LOVE funny ads!

desertgrandma · 12-15-2008, 08:47 AM

"I'm her.........daddy." Wonderful way to start out the day.

Thanks for posting. (its 6:45 am here)

Slite · 12-17-2008, 01:54 AM

This is the way I feel before my morning coffe

Slite · 12-17-2008, 09:48 AM

Not even VR could stomach this one I think, bacon or no bacon

http://foodproof.com/photos/full/bacon-cheese-roll-1290

I wonder how many "points" WW would assign to it...

vivaldirules · 12-17-2008, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slite

Not even VR could stomach this one I think, bacon or no bacon

http://foodproof.com/photos/full/bacon-cheese-roll-1290

I wonder how many "points" WW would assign to it...

OMG!!! I want one! NOW!!! Of course, I'd probably die before I finished it.

zelda_pinwheel · 12-17-2008, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

OMG!!! I want one! NOW!!! Of course, I'd probably die before I finished it.

i think *anyone* would. that thing looks like a heart attack on a plate.

12-12-2008, 12:06 PM	#691
Wetdogeared Storm Surge'n Posts: 5,780 Karma: 8213195 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Polar Vortex Device: S0ny PRS-300/350/505/700/T1	This converation has initiated the following ad: Attachment 19102 Last edited by Wetdogeared; 02-16-2009 at 12:53 PM.

12-17-2008, 09:48 AM	#703
Slite Icanhasdonuts? Posts: 2,837 Karma: 532407 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Mölnbo, Sweden Device: Kobo Aura 2nd edition, Kobo Clara HD	Not even VR could stomach this one I think, bacon or no bacon http://foodproof.com/photos/full/bacon-cheese-roll-1290 I wonder how many "points" WW would assign to it... Last edited by Slite; 12-17-2008 at 09:56 AM.

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12-12-2008, 12:44 PM	#692
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	she seduces the Defenestrative Gibbon, promising to make it her consort if it brings its fearsome war machines to heck with her as they stride hand-in-hand across the corpses of armies, basking in the pall of doom that preceeds them, howling triumphant rage at all who presume to oppose them...

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RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	Ve don't need no stinkin' forms

12-13-2008, 08:47 AM	#696
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	Where's the employee manual? What are the benefits? Medical? Dental? Vacation? Coffee breaks?

12-14-2008, 06:40 AM	#698
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	does it make adequate coffee?

12-14-2008, 02:04 PM	#699
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	The old DNA rather than DRM trick.

12-15-2008, 08:04 AM	#700
Slite Icanhasdonuts? Posts: 2,837 Karma: 532407 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Mölnbo, Sweden Device: Kobo Aura 2nd edition, Kobo Clara HD	I just LOVE funny ads!

12-15-2008, 08:47 AM	#701
desertgrandma Enjoying the show.... Posts: 14,270 Karma: 10462843 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arizona Device: A K1, Kindle Paperwhite, an Ipod, IPad2, Iphone, an Ipad Mini & macAir	"I'm her.........daddy." Wonderful way to start out the day. Thanks for posting. (its 6:45 am here)

12-17-2008, 01:54 AM	#702
Slite Icanhasdonuts? Posts: 2,837 Karma: 532407 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Mölnbo, Sweden Device: Kobo Aura 2nd edition, Kobo Clara HD	This is the way I feel before my morning coffe