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DixieGal · 12-12-2008, 05:31 PM

I will conquer your mints and gather all of the wealth of the nations unto my glorious self!

LazyScot · 12-12-2008, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by DixieGal

I will conquer your mints and gather all of the wealth of the nations unto my glorious self!

Ahh. M'Lady? I realise it is not my place to point out a teeny weeny problem with your plan, but... At the moment the wealth of most nations is a large negative number. There is a danger that gathering all this might diminish you. Somewhat.

DixieGal · 12-12-2008, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by LazyScot

Ahh. M'Lady? I realise it is not my place to point out a teeny weeny problem with your plan, but... At the moment the wealth of most nations is a large negative number. There is a danger that gathering all this might diminish you. Somewhat.

Perhaps in the short term, Viceroy, but my divine mind is thinking in the long term, anticipating all of the interest that I will accrue when the automakers pay back the big loan. I feel certain they will not be late with their payments unto me. Readeth the fine print and tremble in fear of my loathsome late fees! ROAR!!!!

ShortNCuddlyAm · 12-12-2008, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DixieGal

I will conquer your mints and gather all of the wealth of the nations unto my glorious self!

I'll do you a deal - you can have all the mints except spearmint.

DixieGal · 12-12-2008, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

I'll do you a deal - you can have all the mints except spearmint.

I will chomp the Lifesavers Wint-O-Green with my mighty glistening white teeth, causing fearsome sparks to fly out of my mouth, if it is done just right in a completely dark room. Fear me!

LazyScot · 12-12-2008, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by DixieGal

Perhaps in the short term, Viceroy, but my divine mind is thinking in the long term, anticipating all of the interest that I will accrue when the automakers pay back the big loan. I feel certain they will not be late with their payments unto me. Readeth the fine print and tremble in fear of my loathsome late fees! ROAR!!!!

Ahhh! The "BlockBuster" clause. Most excellent, m'Lady. I trust it shall apply to them and will fall on the backs of their children, yea unto the seventh generation.

And the fate of your new-found bankers, m'Lady?

ShortNCuddlyAm · 12-12-2008, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by DixieGal

I will chomp the Lifesavers Wint-O-Green with my mighty glistening white teeth, causing fearsome sparks to fly out of my mouth, if it is done just right in a completely dark room. Fear me!

Blast, the moths have got at the blackout blinds again, otherwise I'd love to see that.

RickyMaveety · 12-12-2008, 06:19 PM

I'm just waiting for her to demand a shrubbery.

badgoodDeb · 12-12-2008, 07:47 PM

A shrubbery .... for a toothbrush, you mean??

RickyMaveety · 12-12-2008, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

A shrubbery .... for a toothbrush, you mean??

Probably, but more like the Knights Who Say "Ni" .... I was reading the "STRAWBERRY" post, and it made me think of that.

I am beat to death tonight. I got the shell of my bookshelves built today, and I am knackered. Oh, and a medium sized armadillo wandered up on the porch while I was working. I tried to get a photo of him, but the phone kept ringing, and I think he got scared off.

It's a little after 7:00pm at the moment, and I'm going to take a shower and go to bed. G'nite all.

LazyScot · 12-12-2008, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by RickyMaveety

"Ni"

Arrggghhhh. Eeeeek... <runs away>

montsnmags · 12-13-2008, 02:50 AM

~ahem~ It has come to the attention of the undead legal arm of Montsnmags Enterprises that some at-this-stage unnamed parties have been providing counterfeit Zany Carters (TM) and ill-prepared and unapproved variations thereof to one of our PR Divisions most valued customers, whom we are most honoured to represent, that being DixieGal (known affectionately to the Chief Executive Officer as "Mother Dearest", and to the primate head of the Defence and Interfenestration Department as "My sweetest of sweets" at least if he could do anything other than gibber).

We are advised by both the CEO and Adrian to take whatever action is necessary to ensure our trademarks are not so casually exploited, and that the lovely DixieGal's glorious image is not so sullied with such a sub-standard product (Jimmy Carter indeed - she's surely worth at least the bitterness of a Nixon to counter the Zany). We have also been advised to warn you, against our own better advice, that the inadequate kowtowing currently directed towards our client, DixieGal, has given serious offence to the CEO and Adrian for which personalised repercussions are currently being planned. We have advised against the use of Pirate Ninja Squirrels, but have been ignored, and are deeply concerned at the potential results of the steroidal and genetic enhancements our employers have performed on them in their labs.

The gibbon is gibbering. The CEO has a psychopathic gleam in his third eye. The "Giggle"ing PNS battalions have banded in their billions behind their two leaders. It's possible no-one is safe. Our recommendation: run.

Yours apocalyptically,
The Undead
Legal Department
Montsnmags Enterprises

GeoffC · 12-14-2008, 06:43 AM

I'm running -

question : Which way ?

DixieGal · 12-14-2008, 07:57 AM

[QUOTE=montsnmags;306664]~ahem~ It has come to the attention of the undead legal arm of Montsnmags Enterprises that some at-this-stage unnamed parties have been providing counterfeit Zany Carters (TM) and ill-prepared and unapproved variations thereof to one of our PR Divisions most valued customers, whom we are most honoured to represent, that being DixieGal (known affectionately to the Chief Executive Officer as "Mother Dearest",

Finally, an honest lawyer to represent my majestic trademarks and fiduciary glory!

and to the primate head of the Defence and Interfenestration Department as "My sweetest of sweets" at least if he could do anything other than gibber).

Aww, what a charmer! That gibbon would say the sweetest things, if it could talk. I'm considering having it strid across worlds with me, you know, after the apocalypse thingy is tidied up.

[...] the lovely DixieGal's glorious image is not so sullied with such a sub-standard product (Jimmy Carter indeed - she's surely worth at least the bitterness of a Nixon to counter the Zany).

We have also been advised to warn you, against our own better advice, that the inadequate kowtowing currently directed towards our client, DixieGal, has given serious offence to the CEO and Adrian for which personalised repercussions are currently being planned.

I'm still waiting for that breakfast cocktail of fresh squeezed bankers. It better be right this time, or I might be having a frozen Viceroy flavored margarita for lunch.

We have advised against the use of Pirate Ninja Squirrels, but have been ignored, and are deeply concerned at the potential results of the steroidal and genetic enhancements our employers have performed on them in their labs.

They wasted your inventory by trebucheting them at me as I strode across worlds leaving ddestruction in my fearsome wake. I merely swatted them aside and the heck hounds feasted on their bloodied corpses. Oopsie!

The gibbon is gibbering. The CEO has a psychopathic gleam in his third eye. The "Giggle"ing PNS battalions have banded in their billions behind their two leaders. It's possible no-one is safe. Our recommendation: run.

Yes, run. That never fails to refresh my hunting instincts on such a lovely morning as this one. I'll give you a head start, seeing as how I'm am in such a good mood this morning. ON YER MARK! GET SET! GO!

RELEASE THE HECK HOUNDS!!

vivaldirules · 12-14-2008, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by GeoffC

I'm running -

question : Which way ?

I'm with you! Just lead the way!

12-12-2008, 05:31 PM	#2026
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	I will conquer your mints and gather all of the wealth of the nations unto my glorious self!

12-12-2008, 06:19 PM	#2033
RickyMaveety Holy S**T!!! Posts: 5,213 Karma: 108401 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: San Diego, California!! Device: Kindle and iPad	I'm just waiting for her to demand a shrubbery.

12-12-2008, 07:47 PM	#2034
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,551 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	A shrubbery .... for a toothbrush, you mean??

12-13-2008, 02:50 AM	#2037
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	~ahem~ It has come to the attention of the undead legal arm of Montsnmags Enterprises that some at-this-stage unnamed parties have been providing counterfeit Zany Carters (TM) and ill-prepared and unapproved variations thereof to one of our PR Divisions most valued customers, whom we are most honoured to represent, that being DixieGal (known affectionately to the Chief Executive Officer as "Mother Dearest", and to the primate head of the Defence and Interfenestration Department as "My sweetest of sweets" at least if he could do anything other than gibber). We are advised by both the CEO and Adrian to take whatever action is necessary to ensure our trademarks are not so casually exploited, and that the lovely DixieGal's glorious image is not so sullied with such a sub-standard product (Jimmy Carter indeed - she's surely worth at least the bitterness of a Nixon to counter the Zany). We have also been advised to warn you, against our own better advice, that the inadequate kowtowing currently directed towards our client, DixieGal, has given serious offence to the CEO and Adrian for which personalised repercussions are currently being planned. We have advised against the use of Pirate Ninja Squirrels, but have been ignored, and are deeply concerned at the potential results of the steroidal and genetic enhancements our employers have performed on them in their labs. The gibbon is gibbering. The CEO has a psychopathic gleam in his third eye. The "Giggle"ing PNS battalions have banded in their billions behind their two leaders. It's possible no-one is safe. Our recommendation: run. Yours apocalyptically, The Undead Legal Department Montsnmags Enterprises

12-14-2008, 06:43 AM	#2038
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	I'm running - question : Which way ?

12-14-2008, 07:57 AM	#2039
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	[QUOTE=montsnmags;306664]~ahem~ It has come to the attention of the undead legal arm of Montsnmags Enterprises that some at-this-stage unnamed parties have been providing counterfeit Zany Carters (TM) and ill-prepared and unapproved variations thereof to one of our PR Divisions most valued customers, whom we are most honoured to represent, that being DixieGal (known affectionately to the Chief Executive Officer as "Mother Dearest", Finally, an honest lawyer to represent my majestic trademarks and fiduciary glory! and to the primate head of the Defence and Interfenestration Department as "My sweetest of sweets" at least if he could do anything other than gibber). Aww, what a charmer! That gibbon would say the sweetest things, if it could talk. I'm considering having it strid across worlds with me, you know, after the apocalypse thingy is tidied up. [...] the lovely DixieGal's glorious image is not so sullied with such a sub-standard product (Jimmy Carter indeed - she's surely worth at least the bitterness of a Nixon to counter the Zany). We have also been advised to warn you, against our own better advice, that the inadequate kowtowing currently directed towards our client, DixieGal, has given serious offence to the CEO and Adrian for which personalised repercussions are currently being planned. I'm still waiting for that breakfast cocktail of fresh squeezed bankers. It better be right this time, or I might be having a frozen Viceroy flavored margarita for lunch. We have advised against the use of Pirate Ninja Squirrels, but have been ignored, and are deeply concerned at the potential results of the steroidal and genetic enhancements our employers have performed on them in their labs. They wasted your inventory by trebucheting them at me as I strode across worlds leaving ddestruction in my fearsome wake. I merely swatted them aside and the heck hounds feasted on their bloodied corpses. Oopsie! The gibbon is gibbering. The CEO has a psychopathic gleam in his third eye. The "Giggle"ing PNS battalions have banded in their billions behind their two leaders. It's possible no-one is safe. Our recommendation: run. Yes, run. That never fails to refresh my hunting instincts on such a lovely morning as this one. I'll give you a head start, seeing as how I'm am in such a good mood this morning. ON YER MARK! GET SET! GO! RELEASE THE HECK HOUNDS!!