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Old 03-11-2015, 09:29 AM   #8536
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I don't know about British squirrels, but Yankee squirrels have a distinctive loud chattering noise.
Unfortunately, North American Squirrels have just about wiped out the native species in the UK.
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Old 03-11-2015, 10:29 AM   #8537
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Old 03-11-2015, 10:58 AM   #8538
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Old 03-11-2015, 05:40 PM   #8539
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Old 03-11-2015, 08:03 PM   #8540
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Old 03-12-2015, 09:16 PM   #8541
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Old 03-12-2015, 09:54 PM   #8542
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Old 03-13-2015, 01:32 PM   #8543
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When a women says "What?", its not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said. When a man says "What?", its not because he didn't hear you. He is giving himself a chance to change what he said.
Then my avatar said "What?" and I could never tell who prompted me to quote myself.
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Old 03-16-2015, 04:50 PM   #8544
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Old 03-18-2015, 06:19 AM   #8545
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Old 03-18-2015, 07:51 AM   #8546
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Unfortunately, North American Squirrels have just about wiped out the native species in the UK.
If I'm not mistaken the North American squirrels are the grey ones and the UK squirrels are the "ginger" ones. Right?
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Old 03-18-2015, 09:36 AM   #8547
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At least the squirrels I know are the cute ones (ginger) so yes methinks you are right. AFAIK the island should have European squirrels too.
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Old 03-18-2015, 09:39 AM   #8548
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If I'm not mistaken the North American squirrels are the grey ones and the UK squirrels are the "ginger" ones. Right?
Red. With tufty ears. Now only found (in the UK) on the Isle of Wight, a few parts of Wales and in Scotland.

What's the best way to catch a squirrel?
 Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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Old 03-18-2015, 12:56 PM   #8549
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Old 03-18-2015, 08:18 PM   #8550
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