Silliness The Rhythm Nation stands ready to serve! - Page 4

Steven Lyle Jordan · 11-25-2008, 11:12 AM

Declaration of the Rhythm Nation:
The Rhythm Nation will be subdivided into divisions, to allow for the application of members' talents where they are best applied.

One such division will be the Flower Power Division, in charge of encouraging support through appeals to love of nature, peaceful coexistence and free love. Hereafter, "Caravan of Love" is chosen as the official anthem of the Flower Power division of the Rhythm Nation.

Other divisions (and their anthems) will be announced in time.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 11-25-2008, 11:25 AM

Declarations of the Rhythm Nation- Divisions:

The Rhythm Nation hereby designates the State of the Nation Division, to make clear the issues that the Rhythm Nation is dedicated to address. Accordingly, "Ball of Confusion" is designated as the anthem of the State of the Nation Division.

The Rhythm Nation hereby designates the Future Division, to form a vision for the long-term health and survival of the Rhythm Nation. Accordingly, "In The Year 2525" is designated as the anthem of the Future Division.

Additional divisions (and their anthems) will follow.

Woo!

DixieGal · 11-25-2008, 11:31 AM

Groovy! We'll have joy, we'll have fun, we'll have seasons in the sun!

May I please be the Head Hippie Chick of the Flower Power Division? It's sort of like provincial governor, except without any administrative power or paperwork. My duties would be to mingle and chat with everyone.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 11-25-2008, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DixieGal

May I please be the Head Hippie Chick of the Flower Power Division? It's sort of like provincial governor, except without any administrative power or paperwork. My duties would be to mingle and chat with everyone.

Granted. Unfortunately, your adenoids force you to--

Oh, sorry... wrong thread.

Woo.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 11-25-2008, 01:35 PM

Declarations of the Rhythm Nation- Divisions:

The Rhythm Nation hereby designates the Multiplication Division, the economics arm of the Rhythm Nation. Accordingly, SchoolHouse Rock's "Figure Eight" is designated as the anthem of the Multiplication Division.

Woo/woo!

Official motto of the Multiplication Division: "We like a good pun as much as the next guy."

DixieGal · 11-25-2008, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

Declarations of the Rhythm Nation- Divisions:

The Rhythm Nation hereby designates the Multiplication Division, the economics arm of the Rhythm Nation. Accordingly, SchoolHouse Rock's "Figure Eight" is designated as the anthem of the Multiplication Division.

Woo/woo!

Official motto of the Multiplication Division: "We like a good pun as much as the next guy."

http://www.school-house-rock.com/index.html

Steven Lyle Jordan · 11-25-2008, 01:45 PM

Specifically... this.

montsnmags · 11-25-2008, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DixieGal

I don't think I like the militaristic direction The Rhythm Nation is moving toward. C'mon people, smile on your brother, everybody get together, got to love one another. Right now.

Is that an order? MA'AM, YES, MA'AM!

Cheers,
Marc

Steven Lyle Jordan · 11-30-2008, 10:43 AM

The Rhythm Nation's Report on the Ecology:

After an extensive examination of the global ecology, it is our recommendation that we ask for Mercy from Mother Nature, as thanks to Man's efforts, things ain't what they used to be.

Our research has turned up the following action points:
Where did all the blue sky go?
Poison is the wind that blows From the north, east, south, and sea.
Oil wasted on the oceans and upon our seas, Fish full of mercury (and PCBs -Editor).
Radiation in the ground and in the sky; animals and birds who live nearby are dying.
What about this overcrowded land?
How much more abuse from man can you stand?

Those of the Rhythm Nation who are of a religious bent are hereby advised to pray to your sweet Lord for help in our efforts to save ourselves.

Woo.

GeoffC · 12-01-2008, 12:14 PM

go hug a tree for love ...

DixieGal · 12-01-2008, 12:35 PM

I'm singing the blues today.

My "good" eye is worse, surgery is scheduled for Wed afternoon. This will be number 10, I think. I am forgetting how many surgeries. It's #3 for this eye.

Sing Along: Am I blue? Am I blue? Are these tears in my eyes telling you?

pshrynk · 12-01-2008, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DixieGal

I'm singing the blues today.

My "good" eye is worse, surgery is scheduled for Wed afternoon. This will be number 10, I think. I am forgetting how many surgeries. It's #3 for this eye.

Sing Along: Am I blue? Am I blue? Are these tears in my eyes telling you?

So sorry to hear that, DixieGal!

Steven Lyle Jordan · 12-01-2008, 01:07 PM

Our blues are going out to you, Dixie!

Slite · 12-02-2008, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DixieGal

I'm singing the blues today.

My "good" eye is worse, surgery is scheduled for Wed afternoon. This will be number 10, I think. I am forgetting how many surgeries. It's #3 for this eye.

Sing Along: Am I blue? Am I blue? Are these tears in my eyes telling you?

Crossing a finger or two that everything works out well for ya!

Steven Lyle Jordan · 12-13-2008, 12:00 AM

Notice from the Rhythm Nation:

Steve Jordan, Grade A-1 Free-Range Sub-Prime Grand Poobah and official extemporizer ad-infinitum of the Rhythm Nation, will be away on assignment during the week of December 15th. (Assignment: To round out my tan before Christmas!) All members of the Rhythm Nation are urged to carry on until I return.

Ar-Woooooo-ba!

11-25-2008, 01:35 PM	#50
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	Declarations of the Rhythm Nation- Divisions: The Rhythm Nation hereby designates the Multiplication Division, the economics arm of the Rhythm Nation. Accordingly, SchoolHouse Rock's "Figure Eight" is designated as the anthem of the Multiplication Division. Woo/woo! Official motto of the Multiplication Division: "We like a good pun as much as the next guy." Last edited by Steven Lyle Jordan; 11-25-2008 at 01:38 PM.

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11-25-2008, 11:12 AM	#46
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	Declaration of the Rhythm Nation: The Rhythm Nation will be subdivided into divisions, to allow for the application of members' talents where they are best applied. One such division will be the Flower Power Division, in charge of encouraging support through appeals to love of nature, peaceful coexistence and free love. Hereafter, "Caravan of Love" is chosen as the official anthem of the Flower Power division of the Rhythm Nation. Other divisions (and their anthems) will be announced in time.

11-25-2008, 11:25 AM	#47
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	Declarations of the Rhythm Nation- Divisions: The Rhythm Nation hereby designates the State of the Nation Division, to make clear the issues that the Rhythm Nation is dedicated to address. Accordingly, "Ball of Confusion" is designated as the anthem of the State of the Nation Division. The Rhythm Nation hereby designates the Future Division, to form a vision for the long-term health and survival of the Rhythm Nation. Accordingly, "In The Year 2525" is designated as the anthem of the Future Division. Additional divisions (and their anthems) will follow. Woo!

11-25-2008, 11:31 AM	#48
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Groovy! We'll have joy, we'll have fun, we'll have seasons in the sun! May I please be the Head Hippie Chick of the Flower Power Division? It's sort of like provincial governor, except without any administrative power or paperwork. My duties would be to mingle and chat with everyone.

11-25-2008, 01:45 PM	#52
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	Specifically... this.

11-30-2008, 10:43 AM	#54
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	The Rhythm Nation's Report on the Ecology: After an extensive examination of the global ecology, it is our recommendation that we ask for Mercy from Mother Nature, as thanks to Man's efforts, things ain't what they used to be. Our research has turned up the following action points: Where did all the blue sky go? Poison is the wind that blows From the north, east, south, and sea. Oil wasted on the oceans and upon our seas, Fish full of mercury (and PCBs -Editor). Radiation in the ground and in the sky; animals and birds who live nearby are dying. What about this overcrowded land? How much more abuse from man can you stand? Those of the Rhythm Nation who are of a religious bent are hereby advised to pray to your sweet Lord for help in our efforts to save ourselves. Woo.

12-01-2008, 12:14 PM	#55
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	go hug a tree for love ...

12-01-2008, 12:35 PM	#56
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	I'm singing the blues today. My "good" eye is worse, surgery is scheduled for Wed afternoon. This will be number 10, I think. I am forgetting how many surgeries. It's #3 for this eye. Sing Along: Am I blue? Am I blue? Are these tears in my eyes telling you?

12-01-2008, 01:07 PM	#58
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	Our blues are going out to you, Dixie!

12-13-2008, 12:00 AM	#60
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	Notice from the Rhythm Nation: Steve Jordan, Grade A-1 Free-Range Sub-Prime Grand Poobah and official extemporizer ad-infinitum of the Rhythm Nation, will be away on assignment during the week of December 15th. (Assignment: To round out my tan before Christmas!) All members of the Rhythm Nation are urged to carry on until I return. Ar-Woooooo-ba!