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PoP · 03-05-2015, 04:02 PM

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You just need to buy 125 of them!

(Real advertisement, price and Seller masked to protect the innocent).

yvanleterrible · 03-05-2015, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by PoP

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You just need to buy 125 of them!

(Real advertisement, price and Seller masked to protect the innocent).

I'm willing to bet that that was an Amazon.ca search...

Fbone · 03-05-2015, 08:01 PM

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.

Bilbo1967 · 03-06-2015, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy_T

Knock knock!

Who's there?

The Interrupting Cow.
The Interr - MOO!

(Works best when you play it with somebody who knows Knock Knock! jokes)

I love this. I used to drive my kids mad by telling it with all kinds of animals substituted for the cow. I overextended myself once though when I picked the squirrel. Only to realise, who knows what noise a squirrel makes?

HomeInMyShoes · 03-06-2015, 03:56 PM

I told my five year-old that one last night. He howled with laughter and then we had a fifteen minute knock-knock joke festival with almost anything being substituted for the cow.

Fbone · 03-07-2015, 03:39 PM

The doctor said I got dumber so he put me on a stronger placebo.

Fbone · 03-08-2015, 09:54 PM

My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, pregnant.

orlok · 03-09-2015, 01:04 PM

I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.

PoP · 03-09-2015, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by orlok

I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.

I see that you are zeroing in on positivism.

orlok · 03-10-2015, 05:48 PM

Rick Astley asked me if he could borrow my collection of Pixar films.

"Okay," I said. "You can have Toy Story, Cars and Finding Nemo. But I'm never gonna give you Up."

badgoodDeb · 03-10-2015, 06:18 PM

Good one!

WT Sharpe · 03-10-2015, 07:38 PM

You're a sick man, it orlok!

issybird · 03-10-2015, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Bilbo1967

Only to realise, who knows what noise a squirrel makes?

I don't know about British squirrels, but Yankee squirrels have a distinctive loud chattering noise.

I loathe squirrels. They're relentless. When I was a girl, the governor of New York, nicknamed Rocky (oh, the irony), advocated running over the nasty critters to control the population.

yvanleterrible · 03-11-2015, 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by issybird

I don't know about British squirrels, but Yankee squirrels have a distinctive loud chattering noise.

I loathe squirrels. They're relentless. When I was a girl, the governor of New York, nicknamed Rocky (oh, the irony), advocated running over the nasty critters to control the population.

Eat a squirrel a day...
Keep the population at bay.

orlok · 03-11-2015, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

You're a sick man, it orlok!

Says the man who well and truly Rickrolled me a while ago

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WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	You're a sick man, it orlok!