Corrupt-a-Wish

[vivaldirules]

Originally Posted by LazyScot

<Image forms in mind of a large citron vert floating above the kitchen sink>



Nope. Washing dishes is a submarine task.

[Steven Lyle Jordan]

A bad hairdo will do that to ya.

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

For some reason, Gerry Anderson's U.F.O. is now lodged in my mind.

[Steven Lyle Jordan]

Ah... the Moonbase girls...

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

Originally Posted by LazyScot

<Image forms in mind of a large citron vert floating above the kitchen sink>



Nope. Washing dishes is a submarine task.

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Granted, it is, instead, organized by a couple of smart wool socks, who get them to go on strike and you end up trying to explain to your neighbors why there is a picket line of your underwear and suspenders walking around in front of your building, carrying signs that say, "Unfair!" and "Free Our Crotches!"

Well, I suppose it is better than trying to explain to one's other half about llamas, pandaborgs, election campaigns and evil jedi ninja squirrels.

And at least my striking underwear picket line is keeping the squirrels away from spying on me.

Originally Posted by pshrynk

I wish I could get that image out of my head.

Granted. Sadly it is now replaced with an image of the squirrels wearing underwear and what I call suspenders. In a moment of unguarded confession, you mention this image to a colleague.... You now have several extra appointments with professional colleagues lined up.

I wish the squirrels would stop spying on me.

[Steven Lyle Jordan]

Originally Posted by LazyScot

I wish the squirrels would stop spying on me.

Granted. The squirrels got bored, so they passed the spying job onto Bernard and Bianca Mouse... which wouldn't be so bad, except for the stoopid albatross that likes to follow them around, and keeps flying into your windows.

I wish I knew what to get my parents for Christmas.

[RWood]

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

I wish I knew what to get my parents for Christmas.

Granted. Your brother is now an only child and its his problem.

I wish VR would recover from that Thanksgiving Day bacon feast.

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by RWood

Granted. Your brother is now an only child and it's his problem.

May I suggest a copy of "Eats, Shoots and Leaves"?

Originally Posted by RWood

I wish VR would recover from that Thanksgiving Day bacon feast.

Granted. He "recovered" all over your Den.

I wish I could have another pendant of pedantry..... or the consolation prize of the tee-shirt.

[Steven Lyle Jordan]

Originally Posted by LazyScot

Granted. He "recovered" all over your Den.

I consider that adequate revenge for Wood's "only child" crack!

[nekokami]

Doctor Who!

(Sorry, just couldn't help myself for a moment there.)

[GeoffC]

Who doctor ?

[GeoffC]

Which Doctor ?

[Dylrob]

Granted: You have a choice of three doctors. All of which have had their medical license revoked.

I wish this cat would stop sinking her claws into my flesh.

[Steven Lyle Jordan]

Originally Posted by Dylrob

I wish this cat would stop sinking her claws into my flesh.

Granted. She stopped when she hit bone.

I wish everyone Happy Holidays... except for those who don't deserve to have one.

Wait... wait! I take that back! I don't want it corrupted!!

uh...

I wish for the perfect and affordable design for a battery that will allow a car to travel 500 miles between recharges (which only take 5 minutes, tops).