Silliness Add/Read a good joke to lighten your day - Page 552

crich70 · 12-16-2014, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fbone

I try to accomplish something before the microwave reaches zero.

All is all. Is is.

Lin2412 · 12-16-2014, 10:42 PM

10 Facts About You:
1. You're reading this now.
2. You're realizing that this is a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice I skipped number 3.
5. You're checking now.
6. You're smiling.
7. You're still reading this even though it is stupid.
9. You didn't realize I skipped number 8.
10. You're checking again and smiling because you fell for it again.
11. You're enjoying this.
12. You didn't realize I said 10 facts not 12.

crich70 · 12-17-2014, 01:38 AM

They have a hotline for Atheist's now:

Spoiler:

wodin · 12-17-2014, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lin2412

10 Facts About You:
12. You didn't realize I said 10 facts not 12.

I did too!

Fbone · 12-17-2014, 03:22 PM

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

cromag · 12-17-2014, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lin2412

10 Facts About You:
1. You're reading this now.
2. You're realizing that this is a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice I skipped number 3.
5. You're checking now.
6. You're smiling.
7. You're still reading this even though it is stupid.
9. You didn't realize I skipped number 8.
10. You're checking again and smiling because you fell for it again.
11. You're enjoying this.
12. You didn't realize I said 10 facts not 12.

I did, however, realize that you made a mistake in the last "fact." (The numbering scheme is discontinuous, but there really are only ten. Count them.)

badgoodDeb · 12-17-2014, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cromag

I did, however, realize that you made a mistake in the last "fact." (The numbering scheme is discontinuous, but there really are only ten. Count them.)

I was going to say the same thing. Pedants stand together!

Glorfindel · 12-17-2014, 09:58 PM

lol me too!

Lin2412 · 12-18-2014, 04:56 AM

@cromag: I didn't notice it, props to you! Haha. That joke really made my day though. lol

Kevin was furious when his steak arrived cooked too rare.

'Waiter,' Kevin shouted, 'Didn't you hear me say "well done"?'

'Of course I did, sir, I can't thank you enough, sir,' replied the waiter. 'I hardly ever get a compliment.'

WT Sharpe · 12-18-2014, 11:47 AM

Glorfindel · 12-18-2014, 11:55 AM

crich70 · 12-18-2014, 01:42 PM

The florist ran into a thorny problem.

Fbone · 12-18-2014, 05:04 PM

"My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian... "

badgoodDeb · 12-18-2014, 06:02 PM

Oooo, you might be in trouble if she reads this forum .....

crich70 · 12-18-2014, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

Oooo, you might be in trouble if she reads this forum .....

Yeah, Fbone must like to live dangerously.

12-17-2014, 01:38 AM	#8268
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12-16-2014, 10:42 PM	#8267
Lin2412 Grand Sorceress Posts: 456 Karma: 12931465 Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Florida Device: Kindle	10 Facts About You: 1. You're reading this now. 2. You're realizing that this is a stupid fact. 4. You didn't notice I skipped number 3. 5. You're checking now. 6. You're smiling. 7. You're still reading this even though it is stupid. 9. You didn't realize I skipped number 8. 10. You're checking again and smiling because you fell for it again. 11. You're enjoying this. 12. You didn't realize I said 10 facts not 12.

12-17-2014, 03:22 PM	#8270
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,298 Karma: 101697116 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

12-17-2014, 09:58 PM	#8273
Glorfindel Force-Aware Elf Posts: 4,762 Karma: 11557898 Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Valinor Device: Kindle 4 w/SO	lol me too!

12-18-2014, 04:56 AM	#8274
Lin2412 Grand Sorceress Posts: 456 Karma: 12931465 Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Florida Device: Kindle	@cromag: I didn't notice it, props to you! Haha. That joke really made my day though. lol Kevin was furious when his steak arrived cooked too rare. 'Waiter,' Kevin shouted, 'Didn't you hear me say "well done"?' 'Of course I did, sir, I can't thank you enough, sir,' replied the waiter. 'I hardly ever get a compliment.'

12-18-2014, 11:47 AM	#8275
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.

12-18-2014, 11:55 AM	#8276
Glorfindel Force-Aware Elf Posts: 4,762 Karma: 11557898 Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Valinor Device: Kindle 4 w/SO

12-18-2014, 01:42 PM	#8277
crich70 Grand Sorcerer Posts: 11,310 Karma: 43993832 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Monroe Wisconsin Device: K3, Kindle Paperwhite, Calibre, and Mobipocket for Pc (netbook)	The florist ran into a thorny problem.

12-18-2014, 05:04 PM	#8278
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,298 Karma: 101697116 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	"My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian... "

12-18-2014, 06:02 PM	#8279
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,555 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	Oooo, you might be in trouble if she reads this forum .....