Unutterably Silly Forum Game: Last person to post here wins!

[Glorfindel]

Are we still sleeping? I'M winning!

[HomeInMyShoes]

I win.

[pdurrant]

Well, that was a poor showing. A fine way to treat the thread just because the Wiggles are taking a break.

Right.

No more wins for you lot until your bantering is up to scratch!

I win.

[red_phoenix]

Too bad Lazy Scot is taking a nap.

And where's Dylrob when you need him?

[red_phoenix]

At least it will be Talk Like A Pirate Day soon.

That's always fun.

[PieMan597]

Arrrrrrrre you sure?

[Solitaire1]

Originally Posted by pdurrant

As a thoroughly inebriated poohbear_nc ponders joining Solitaire1 as a lab assistant, I steer well clear of the Wiggles' lab, and take the win.

Something PoohBear should consider is that, as a my assistant, he will become completely indestructible. Look at everything that has happened to Beaker, yet he just bounces back for more with barely any lingering effect.

I win.

[Solitaire1]

Originally Posted by red_phoenix

At least it will be Talk Like A Pirate Day soon.

That's always fun.

Originally Posted by PieMan597

Arrrrrrrre you sure?

Aye be not sure.

[LazyScot]

"Yawn! That was a nice nap; bit short at only a few days.

"Whoah! Memo to self: when sleeping on a branch it is easy to get out of bed on the wrong side….

"Hmm. No sign of the deliveries; hopefully they'll turn up.

"And perhaps I should order some more items for a tea… I think I'll order the AdvancedJeeves from the HonourableCrighton company, some cucumber sandwiches and in case of emergencies I think a emergency escape door. Hopefully the assembly 'bot can deal with them as needed.

"Now, for the zipwire. Ahh. The instructions are down there. I guess should be obvious. Lets see…."

<clamp> <thump> <clip> <secure> <attach> <attach>

"And finally, I guess auto is the best setting, so…

"Wheeeeee……

"…….eeeeeeeeehW

"Wheeeeee……

"…….eeeeeeeeehW

"Wheeeeee……

"…….eeeeeeeeehW

"Wheeeeee……

"…….eeeeeeeeehW

<We temporarily leave LazyScot flying up and down the zip wire, since auto meant auto return, trying desperately to change the setting of the zip wire, and turn our attention to the roof where a previous invisible section has hinged up. Out pop two entities that are a weird mixture of android parts, animal parts, and toy components. Amidst a flurry of feathers, screeching tyres, clanking machinery and slithering they lever their way onto the roof and, with what we shall assume are their eyes in what we shall assume are their heads, watch LazyScot's feverish up-down trips.

"Win!"
"Win, win win?"
"Win win"
"Win win. Win win win win. Win."
"Win? Win win win win win. Win win."
"win Win.
"win."
One proceeds to thump the other.
"Win!"
"win?"

And with that somewhat cryptic conversation, the minions, for what else could they have been, appear to have reached some conclusion, and the first squats down so that the other can use them to stablise what appears to be a crossbow.

Careful aim is taken, tracking the continuously moving LazyScot.

<Thrump.> and the bolt is released, flying towards LazyScot.

And it hits the button marked "rotate" on the zipwire control.

Whee…eeEee….

…eeeEEee..eehW

"Win!"
"Win!"

And with that the Minions disappear back down the hatch, and it seals back into invisibility.

We now return to the spinning, moving and somewhat green LazyScot.>

"Whee…eeEee….

"…eeeEEee..eehW

"Whee…eeEee….

"…eeeEEee..eehW

<at last, more by random good luck, LazyScot manages to move the switch from auto to manual>

"Whee…eeeEee..

<Thump>

"Made it. I think. That was more…. Ummm… yes, more, than I'd expected. If you don't mind I'll just pass out now. And break into the lab in a few…"

<crump>

[HomeInMyShoes]

I win.

[red_phoenix]

I hope you have a good nap LazyScot. You certainly deserve it after that experience.


Cranky bird with a headache is taking the win someplace nice and quiet.

Please keep the noise to a minimum. Thank you.

[HomeInMyShoes]

I win.

[PieMan597]

Winning.

[HomeInMyShoes]

I win.

[PieMan597]

Really?