Corrupt-a-Wish

[pshrynk]

Granted, butr after causing your next three adversary's heads to explode, you beging to re-think it and become crotchety and conservative.

I wish that the next Dr Who ewould be some gorgeous babe, whose gender is in question, who makes us all wnder about our own proclivities.

[GeoffC]

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Granted, butr after causing your next three adversary's heads to explode, you beging to re-think it and become crotchety and conservative.

I wish that the next Dr Who ewould be some gorgeous babe, whose gender is in question, who makes us all wnder about our own proclivities.

Granted : The next Dr Who will be chosen from a bar in the Philippines.

I wish Billie Piper would take on the role, with VR as her K9...

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

Originally Posted by GeoffC

I wish Billie Piper would take on the role, with VR as her K9...

Granted. Unfortunately the costs of hiring VR leave Aunty so strapped for cash that they turn to the residents of The Lounge to write the script.

Oh hang on a sec...

I wish that actually happened...

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Granted. Unfortunately the costs of hiring VR leave Aunty so strapped for cash that they turn to the residents of The Lounge to write the script.

Oh hang on a sec...

I wish that actually happened...

Granted. The next series of Dr Who sees the Doctor continually battling hordes of llamas, pandas, mutant squirrels and space-going squids. His new assistant is called Vera, his Tardis turns into an unidentified SeaPlane, and his sonic screwdriver is replaced by a pair of socks with attitude. The Master becomes an evil chocolate baron (and gets eaten), the cybermen are replaced by screaming children, the daleks turn into Eurovision Song Contestants, and no story line stays consistent for more than two minutes before randomly diverting into pictures of cute kittens like some inferior You've Been Framed. The ratings plummet and Dr Who is cancelled part way through the series.

I wish I had an excuse to open that bottle of Rivesaltes Ambre Hors d'age Tradicio 1982 that is chilling in the fridge.

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by LazyScot

Granted. The next series of Dr Who sees the Doctor continually battling hordes of llamas, pandas, mutant squirrels and space-going squids. His new assistant is called Vera, his Tardis turns into an unidentified SeaPlane, and his sonic screwdriver is replaced by a pair of socks with attitude. The Master becomes an evil chocolate baron (and gets eaten), the cybermen are replaced by screaming children, the daleks turn into Eurovision Song Contestants, and no story line stays consistent for more than two minutes before randomly diverting into pictures of cute kittens like some inferior You've Been Framed. The ratings plummet and Dr Who is cancelled part way through the series.

PAAAA HAHAHAHAH !!!!!!!!!! i would watch that show religiously !!!


Doctor Who written by the lounge lizards is my new favorite show !!!

[pshrynk]

That's llounge llamas, I would think.

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by pshrynk

That's llounge llamas, I would think.

good god, you're right. or at the very least, llounge llizards.

[Steven Lyle Jordan]

Originally Posted by LazyScot

I wish I had an excuse to open that bottle of Rivesaltes Ambre Hors d'age Tradicio 1982 that is chilling in the fridge.

Granted: The BBC just confirmed that you will be Executive Producer of the Llounge Llamas season of Dr. Who.

Hmm... my wish was already granted: That I didn't end up in that Dr. Who reboot anywhere...

[RWood]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

PAAAA HAHAHAHAH !!!!!!!!!! i would watch that show religiously !!!!!!

You do watch religiously. However, religion is losing attendance throughout Europe and the Federal Communications Commission in the US invokes the Fairness Doctrine (again) forcing equal time provisions requiring a secular show to balance the impact of the new llama centric Dr Who. The new show. "Planet Head and His Guitar, Live from Chi" is a national hit and becomes must watch TV for the anti-llama set. PH is offered a staring role in a new feature film (he also performs the theme song), presides at many ribbon cutting events to open new web sites and shopping centers, and hosts a massive city wide BBQ cook-off with Barney until it about one-half way through the event it is discovered that Barney is the secret ingredient in many of the BBQs offered. In a rapid turn of fortune, PH goes from being the goat (as many blamed him for Barney's demise) to national hero for ending the reign of terror so many children felt from that purple monster (and bad lounge singer.)

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by RWood

You do watch religiously. However, religion is losing attendance throughout Europe and the Federal Communications Commission in the US invokes the Fairness Doctrine (again) forcing equal time provisions requiring a secular show to balance the impact of the new llama centric Dr Who. The new show. "Planet Head and His Guitar, Live from Chi" is a national hit and becomes must watch TV for the anti-llama set. PH is offered a staring role in a new feature film (he also performs the theme song), presides at many ribbon cutting events to open new web sites and shopping centers, and hosts a massive city wide BBQ cook-off with Barney until it about one-half way through the event it is discovered that Barney is the secret ingredient in many of the BBQs offered. In a rapid turn of fortune, PH goes from being the goat (as many blamed him for Barney's demise) to national hero for ending the reign of terror so many children felt from that purple monster (and bad lounge singer.)

ha !!! that wasn't even a wish but i couldn't have wished for a better corruption.

[RWood]

OK, a wish ... I wish PH would offer a free download of his guitar playing.

[Patricia]

So do I.

(I don't feel like corrupting that one.)

And I wish that he would write and post another poem.

[nekokami]

Originally Posted by LazyScot

Granted. The next series of Dr Who sees the Doctor continually battling hordes of llamas, pandas, mutant squirrels and space-going squids. His new assistant is called Vera, his Tardis turns into an unidentified SeaPlane, and his sonic screwdriver is replaced by a pair of socks with attitude. The Master becomes an evil chocolate baron (and gets eaten), the cybermen are replaced by screaming children, the daleks turn into Eurovision Song Contestants, and no story line stays consistent for more than two minutes before randomly diverting into pictures of cute kittens like some inferior You've Been Framed. The ratings plummet and Dr Who is cancelled part way through the series.

Why?

You have actually watched Doctor Who before, right?

BTW, I was browsing around on Amazon last night and found that many of the original episodes are now out on DVD even here in the backwoods USA. I've assembled a list of favorites and forwarded them to relatives who seem to feel the urge to spend money on me during the holiday season.

I didn't go for any of the "reconstructed" episodes with bits of animation filling in gaps, but I admit I do find the idea intriguing....

[Steven Lyle Jordan]

Originally Posted by nekokami

BTW, I was browsing around on Amazon last night and found that many of the original episodes are now out on DVD even here in the backwoods USA. I've assembled a list of favorites and forwarded them to relatives who seem to feel the urge to spend money on me during the holiday season.

I wish you better luck than I have doing that.

Oops...

[DixieGal]

Originally Posted by nekokami

Why?

You have actually watched Doctor Who before, right?

BTW, I was browsing around on Amazon last night and found that many of the original episodes are now out on DVD even here in the backwoods USA. I've assembled a list of favorites and forwarded them to relatives who seem to feel the urge to spend money on me during the holiday season.

I didn't go for any of the "reconstructed" episodes with bits of animation filling in gaps, but I admit I do find the idea intriguing....

The reconstructed stuff is OK. The original Doctor, his niece, and the 2 teacher/companions are very strange, and it's worth enduring the eroded quality in order to see just how far the series has moved away from its origins all those years ago. It was just sort of "planet of the week" free standing episodes.

The 2nd Doctor was equally old and unpleasant, but he introduced the most important plotlines, Cybermen and Daleks.