Silliness So what are you doing RIGHT NOW? - Page 97

RickyMaveety · 11-13-2008, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

We only do that in private.

I have been trying to recruit a psychiatrist for the past three years. I was able to get a child psychiatrist, which is probably a harder recruit than adult psychiatrist. But very few people want to live in the Icebox. So, last night we had a "live one." And by that, I am about to lower my standards to "has a pulse."

Oooo .... oooooooo, I've got a pulse??? I know I've got a pulse. Or .... I know I had a pulse. I left it over by the blue one next to the fish .... it's gotta be around here somewhere.

GeoffC · 11-13-2008, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by RWood

I just got a letter from Sarah Palin inviting me to send for the free Alaska Travel Guide.

Does Alaska need freeing ?

RickyMaveety · 11-13-2008, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by GeoffC

Does Alaska need freeing ?

That took me a second and then I laughed my ass off. Really ... it's all the way on the other side of the room. I'm sitting on a bloody stump.

Oh ..... by the way .... MY INSPECTION IS OVER AND I PASSED!!! And, maybe it's because he came by himself, but the inspector was really nice. He told me that my cats and dogs look so happy and healthy (which they are). I would say about 8 of the cats were no shows .... and where they hid is beyond me, but in each room, I would point out the cats that were there, and then I was stuck saying "also in this room, but apparently invisible, are Kevin, Warren, Roan, Marian, and Pinkerton ...." and "also in this room, but again, invisible, are Cameron, Ellen, Erin, and Madison" .... and so it went.

But .... IT'S OVER!!!

Now, I've got to go over to the neighbors and let their dogs out for a potty break.

pshrynk · 11-13-2008, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward

Which begs the question, why do people live in the icebox, anyway?

That's a good question. All I have are rhetorial answers.

GeoffC · 11-13-2008, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

That's a good question. All I have are rhetorial answers.

OK, short and simple ones will suffice ....

pshrynk · 11-13-2008, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by RickyMaveety

Oooo .... oooooooo, I've got a pulse??? I know I've got a pulse. Or .... I know I had a pulse. I left it over by the blue one next to the fish .... it's gotta be around here somewhere.

Can you be medically licensed in the state of Wisconsin? Are you board eligible or certified in psychiatry? (Pathology doesn't really count, but I'm willing to try and rush it past credentialing if I have to.)

badgoodDeb · 11-13-2008, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward

Which begs the question, why do people live in the icebox, anyway?

Because of how one spends the nights, just to keep warm?? :lasciviouswink:

GeoffC · 11-13-2008, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

Because of how one spends the nights, just to keep warm?? :lasciviouswink:

oh - yes - a wonderful way to keep warm :lasciviouswinknumber2:

Patricia · 11-13-2008, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by RickyMaveety

Oh ..... by the way .... MY INSPECTION IS OVER AND I PASSED!!!
But .... IT'S OVER!!!

I am so pleased for you, Ricky. That must be a great relief.
I don't understand how such ridiculous prodedures can be allowed in the Land of the Free. But the Founding Fathers clearly left a few loop-holes.

vivaldirules · 11-13-2008, 03:02 PM

Right now, I'm noticing that on the MR front page displaying recent active threads, there are 7 tagged Unutterably Silliness. I must make a couple of quick posts to try to make that 8 or 9.

RickyMaveety · 11-13-2008, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Can you be medically licensed in the state of Wisconsin? Are you board eligible or certified in psychiatry? (Pathology doesn't really count, but I'm willing to try and rush it past credentialing if I have to.)

Noooooo .... but I know how to sit and listen and say "uhhhuh", and "how does that make you feel?", and my handwriting is illegible. Wouldn't those count?? I've been out of even pathology for twenty years now .... but, if we all pretended I knew what the hell I was doing, I could probably make a fair shot at psychiatry. Mind you, it would be right up there with pretending that Santa and the Easter Bunny are qualified to practice psychiatric medicine .... but if we all believed REALLY HARD and clapped our hands .... oh no .... wait ..... that's to bring Tinkerbell back to life. Never mind.

Greg Anos · 11-13-2008, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

Because of how one spends the nights, just to keep warm?? :lasciviouswink:

Is your avatar trying to recruit me to move north?

Patricia · 11-13-2008, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward

Is your avatar trying to recruit me to move north?

I foresee a mass exodus to Chicago, especially while Deb wears her towel.

Taylor514ce · 11-13-2008, 04:04 PM

I already moved to Chicago, and parts of me are still moving North.

Patricia · 11-13-2008, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

I already moved to Chicago, and parts of me are still moving North.

As Queen Zee would say, "pffft!"

11-13-2008, 03:02 PM	#1450
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Right now, I'm noticing that on the MR front page displaying recent active threads, there are 7 tagged Unutterably Silliness. I must make a couple of quick posts to try to make that 8 or 9.

11-13-2008, 04:04 PM	#1454
Taylor514ce Actively passive. Posts: 2,042 Karma: 478376 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: US Device: Sony PRS-505/LC	I already moved to Chicago, and parts of me are still moving North.