Silliness Forum Game: Last person to post here wins! - Page 3162

HomeInMyShoes · 07-30-2014, 10:02 AM

A fine Wednesday morning win.

Devoid of death rays and chickens.

poohbear_nc · 07-30-2014, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by HomeInMyShoes

A fine Wednesday morning win.

Devoid of death rays and chickens.

Really? Are you sure you're in the right thread?

Chicken wins!

red_phoenix · 07-30-2014, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by HomeInMyShoes

A fine Wednesday morning win.

Devoid of death rays and chickens.

Did you check the soles of your feet?

5thWiggle · 07-30-2014, 10:25 AM

Hmmm, the Spawn's daycare called again, seems there's an outbreak of lice...
*send in the drones with the de-lousing powder, and sets off an EMP for good measure*
There, that should take care of all the bugs, live or mechanical. Strange that such an outbreak should happen after the last incident...

... Oh well, it can't be a nefarious plot to find the location of my new lab, so I will just ignore it.

Good thing I got the infestation cleared up before the Spawn's field trip to the local:

98 Headless Poohs in the thread!
98 headless Poohs!
Take 98 down and have them dismembered and fried by crazed KFC cooks!
no more headless Poohs in the thread!

Hmmm, a lot of the Headless Poohs have been congregating around the Spawn lately, I wonder why?

Oh well, it can't be a nefarious plot to find the location of my new lab, so I will just ignore it.
A least most, if not all were given a new home by that nice KFC crew. I hope Pooh managed to keep one for his transplant, since he's trashed the old lab where all the DNA samples were stored...

poohbear_nc · 07-30-2014, 11:04 AM

Hah! My plans continue to succeed!

During the de-lousing distraction, the headless clones were able to kidnap the Spawn. After an hour or so of consorting with headless chicken clones, the Spawn will spill the secret location of the new lab. Too bad they missed their field trip to the place which cannot be named out loud, and are now hungry ..... chicken clones are not edible on the hoof, so to speak.

And 5W is still pursued by more ACME clones - he only destroyed his creations! Not my ACME units - which are impervious to all his attempts of destruction! One of them is certain to fall into the new lab!

*Since the old lab was never cleaned, I was able to collect numerous DNA samples - one of them has to be mine - sniff, sniff - ah, yes - the one floating in a pool of Guinness ... I'll just store it safely in an empty Guinness bottle until I can force nicely ask 5W to restore my body.*

red_phoenix · 07-30-2014, 11:11 AM

*escorting the win out of the "war" zone to a safer location*

*thinks to self* I really hope dreams or GM are home to look after the win.

HomeInMyShoes · 07-30-2014, 11:23 AM

Some people are so violent. Your gentle manner is much appreciated red.

Thank you for the win.

PieMan597 · 07-30-2014, 11:27 AM

I win.

poohbear_nc · 07-30-2014, 11:41 AM

You gotta be tough to win in this thread!

[the ability to be cloned or regenerate also is helpful]

5thWiggle · 07-30-2014, 11:46 AM

...Hmmm, the Spawn's daycare called again. Seems the Spawn have shown up outside the daycare, demanding lunch. They are telling a wild tale of having been kidnapped by headless chickens, and their daring escape by way of using a box of exploding crayons as "stuffing". When asked just where, pray tell, did they get "exploding crayons" their only reply is "Uncle Chicken". I've sent them to decontamination...

... Oh well, it can't (since the Spawn don't know where it is) be a nefarious plot to find the location of my new lab, so I will just ignore it.

poohbear_nc · 07-30-2014, 11:47 AM

Memo to 5W: our 'conversation' is temporarily suspended. Apparently you devised a way to project your meteorological migraines through the ether - the chicken must sign off to enter a dark, quiet roost and take massive meds. Be back soon. Watch out for those pesky ACME chicken clones.

red_phoenix · 07-30-2014, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Memo to 5W: our 'conversation' is temporarily suspended. Apparently you devised a way to project your meteorological migraines through the ether - the chicken must sign off to enter a dark, quiet roost and take massive meds. Be back soon. Watch out for those pesky ACME chicken clones.

I hope you are feeling better soon.

red_phoenix · 07-30-2014, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by HomeInMyShoes

Some people are so violent. Your gentle manner is much appreciated red.

Thank you for the win.

Just make sure to keep it safe from the mayhem.

5thWiggle · 07-30-2014, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Memo to 5W: our 'conversation' is temporarily suspended. Apparently you devised a way to project your meteorological migraines through the ether - the chicken must sign off to enter a dark, quiet roost and take massive meds.

I'm not that evil. I don't wish migraines on anyone. Sometimes I envy those headless clones...

hope you feel better soon

PieMan597 · 07-30-2014, 12:22 PM

I win.

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07-30-2014, 10:02 AM	#47416
HomeInMyShoes Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,226 Karma: 67780237 Join Date: Jul 2011 Device: none	A fine Wednesday morning win. Devoid of death rays and chickens.

07-30-2014, 10:25 AM	#47419
5thWiggle Benevolent Evil Lord Posts: 1,704 Karma: 48339466 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Evil Canada (We all have goatees!) Device: Galaxy Note 8.0, Galaxy Note, iPad Mini, PocketEdge(retired)	Hmmm, the Spawn's daycare called again, seems there's an outbreak of lice... send in the drones with the de-lousing powder, and sets off an EMP for good measure There, that should take care of all the bugs, live or mechanical. Strange that such an outbreak should happen after the last incident... ... Oh well, it can't be a nefarious plot to find the location of my new lab, so I will just ignore it. Good thing I got the infestation cleared up before the Spawn's field trip to the local: 98 Headless Poohs in the thread! 98 headless Poohs! Take 98 down and have them dismembered and fried by crazed KFC cooks! no more headless Poohs in the thread! Hmmm, a lot of the Headless Poohs have been congregating around the Spawn lately, I wonder why? Oh well, it can't be a nefarious plot to find the location of my new lab, so I will just ignore it. A least most, if not all were given a new home by that nice KFC crew. I hope Pooh managed to keep one for his transplant, since he's trashed the old lab where all the DNA samples were stored...

07-30-2014, 11:04 AM	#47420
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,673 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Hah! My plans continue to succeed! During the de-lousing distraction, the headless clones were able to kidnap the Spawn. After an hour or so of consorting with headless chicken clones, the Spawn will spill the secret location of the new lab. Too bad they missed their field trip to the place which cannot be named out loud, and are now hungry ..... chicken clones are not edible on the hoof, so to speak. And 5W is still pursued by more ACME clones - he only destroyed his creations! Not my ACME units - which are impervious to all his attempts of destruction! One of them is certain to fall into the new lab! Since the old lab was never cleaned, I was able to collect numerous DNA samples - one of them has to be mine - sniff, sniff - ah, yes - the one floating in a pool of Guinness ... I'll just store it safely in an empty Guinness bottle until I can force nicely ask 5W to restore my body.

07-30-2014, 11:11 AM	#47421
red_phoenix Grand Sorcerer Posts: 18,417 Karma: 445850508 Join Date: Dec 2011 Device: Sony PRS-T1	escorting the win out of the "war" zone to a safer location thinks to self I really hope dreams or GM are home to look after the win.

07-30-2014, 11:23 AM	#47422
HomeInMyShoes Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,226 Karma: 67780237 Join Date: Jul 2011 Device: none	Some people are so violent. Your gentle manner is much appreciated red. Thank you for the win.

07-30-2014, 11:27 AM	#47423
PieMan597 Still a pie Posts: 6,285 Karma: 37018654 Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: PieTown USA Device: Kindle Touch, OnePlus 7 Pro	I win.

07-30-2014, 11:41 AM	#47424
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,673 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	You gotta be tough to win in this thread! [the ability to be cloned or regenerate also is helpful]

07-30-2014, 11:46 AM	#47425
5thWiggle Benevolent Evil Lord Posts: 1,704 Karma: 48339466 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Evil Canada (We all have goatees!) Device: Galaxy Note 8.0, Galaxy Note, iPad Mini, PocketEdge(retired)	...Hmmm, the Spawn's daycare called again. Seems the Spawn have shown up outside the daycare, demanding lunch. They are telling a wild tale of having been kidnapped by headless chickens, and their daring escape by way of using a box of exploding crayons as "stuffing". When asked just where, pray tell, did they get "exploding crayons" their only reply is "Uncle Chicken". I've sent them to decontamination... ... Oh well, it can't (since the Spawn don't know where it is) be a nefarious plot to find the location of my new lab, so I will just ignore it.

07-30-2014, 11:47 AM	#47426
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,673 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Memo to 5W: our 'conversation' is temporarily suspended. Apparently you devised a way to project your meteorological migraines through the ether - the chicken must sign off to enter a dark, quiet roost and take massive meds. Be back soon. Watch out for those pesky ACME chicken clones.

07-30-2014, 12:22 PM	#47430
PieMan597 Still a pie Posts: 6,285 Karma: 37018654 Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: PieTown USA Device: Kindle Touch, OnePlus 7 Pro	I win.

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