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Old 06-10-2014, 07:54 AM   #7801
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I think I'll Re: strain myself from adding another one of such Re: plies.

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Old 06-10-2014, 10:18 AM   #7802
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The exchange of emails was so funny I had to re: read it, twice.
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Old 06-10-2014, 02:48 PM   #7803
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Old 06-10-2014, 09:15 PM   #7804
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Isn't that re: dundant?


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Old 06-10-2014, 11:16 PM   #7805
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Old 06-11-2014, 01:04 PM   #7806
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Old 06-12-2014, 12:48 PM   #7807
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Math problem
You've got three cups of coffee and 14 sugar cubes. Without breaking any individual cubes in pieces, how do you split these cubes up so that you have an odd amount in each cup?

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1, 1, and 12

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Don't ya think it's kinda odd to put 12 sugar cubes in one cup of coffee?

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Old 06-12-2014, 04:52 PM   #7808
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You've got three cups of coffee and 14 sugar cubes. Without breaking any individual cubes in pieces, how do you split these cubes up so that you have an odd amount in each cup?

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1, 1, and 12

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Don't ya think it's kinda odd to put 12 sugar cubes in one cup of coffee?

I have had arguments with math teachers over what I, personally, consider an "odd" number...
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Old 06-12-2014, 05:09 PM   #7809
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Old 06-12-2014, 06:24 PM   #7810
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I hate numbers. I think they're all odd...
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Old 06-12-2014, 07:06 PM   #7811
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Old 06-12-2014, 11:00 PM   #7812
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I hate numbers. I think they're all odd...
Really? Oddly 7, minus S, is even.
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Old 06-13-2014, 02:21 AM   #7813
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Old 06-13-2014, 10:37 PM   #7814
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Q: Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?

A: It’s two gross.
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Old 06-14-2014, 07:56 AM   #7815
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A: It’s two gross.
Dang numbers!

You almost got me there...
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