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Old 05-30-2014, 12:39 AM   #2416
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Ah, but whose time is really been wasted? Hehehehe...
The people who were supposed to be trying to catch the chicken.

If, theoretically, one was rooting for the chicken, then their time was well-spent.
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Old 05-30-2014, 12:53 AM   #2417
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The people who were supposed to be trying to catch the chicken.

If, theoretically, one was rooting for the chicken, then their time was well-spent.
Ah, But the benefit of being of two minds [and bodies] is that we can multitask.
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Old 05-30-2014, 02:19 PM   #2418
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Watch out pooh! HAL might send you off like that one guy... David?
What's wrong with Hal David? He wrote some great songs with Burt Bacharach, including "Walk On By" and "Always Something There To Remind Me" (which became a great New Wave hit). I'm sure a CD of songs he co-wrote with Burt would provide him great entertainment while he is in orbit.
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Old 05-30-2014, 02:25 PM   #2419
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We can deal with the immortals.
It depends on the type of immortality you are talking about. Realistically immortal beings (simply meaning they won't die from old age, injury or illness is a different matter) would basically be just like dealing with mortals.
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Old 05-30-2014, 02:27 PM   #2420
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Prepare to be amazed! For we have discovered a way of converting ego into mass, and have been harnessing it from an parallel universe...
It's likely that there's a parallel universe where chickens are the dominant lifeform on Earth. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean that chickens are safe from consumption on that Earth. Hint:
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Old 05-31-2014, 12:05 AM   #2421
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It depends on the type of immortality you are talking about. Realistically immortal beings (simply meaning they won't die from old age, injury or illness is a different matter) would basically be just like dealing with mortals.
No, even the immortal immortals are not immune to our vicious minds!
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Old 05-31-2014, 12:40 PM   #2422
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No, even the immortal immortals are not immune to our vicious minds!
That what could a vicious mind to do an immortal? I supposed it could lead a person to compose a horrible song, one that makes vogon poetry look wonderful by comparison.
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Old 06-02-2014, 02:10 PM   #2423
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*chicken breathes sigh of relief*

Whew! Everyone is too busy discussing other things than chickens. I'm safe ... for now.
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Old 06-02-2014, 02:26 PM   #2424
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*chicken breathes sigh of relief*

Whew! Everyone is too busy discussing other things than chickens. I'm safe ... for now.
Shh!!! Do you have any idea how hard it is to distract them?
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Does anyone else smell chicken?
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Old 06-03-2014, 02:02 AM   #2426
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If I spray my competition with essence of chicken, will they eat themselves to death, leaving the delicious poultry to me alone?
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Old 06-03-2014, 03:25 AM   #2427
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*chicken breathes sigh of relief*

Whew! Everyone is too busy discussing other things than chickens. I'm safe ... for now.
Just because we discuss things other than chickens doesn't mean that, in this thread, consuming chickens is not foremost in our minds. Tasty chickens are one of life's wonders and we always look forward to it.

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Shh!!! Do you have any idea how hard it is to distract them?
*Solitaire1 sings...*

"It's impossible..."

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Does anyone else smell chicken?
Yes, there's a tasty chicken right over there.

*Solitaire1 points towards PoohBear.*

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If I spray my competition with essence of chicken, will they eat themselves to death, leaving the delicious poultry to me alone?
Just because something smells like chicken doesn't mean that it IS chicken. Although foodstuffs that taste like chicken are nice, like "Chicken In A Bisquet" crackers, nothing replaces that most wonderful of foods...especially when it takes the form of fried chicken...chicken noodle soup...chicken pot pie...
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*chicken steals Dylrob's spray and douses the others liberally*

Now let's see what happens .... Loose the ferrets!
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*chicken steals Dylrob's spray and douses the others liberally*

Now let's see what happens .... Loose the ferrets!
*Solitaire1 introduces a new invention: The Skunk Field.*

*Solitaire1 activates the Skunk Field and he's surrounded by a force field (so it doesn't affect him) covered with skunk scent.*

*He suddenly has a good idea...and walks towards PoohBear... *
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*chicken ducks the skunk spray & deflects it towards others in the thread*

Now ... to sit back and watch stinky angry ferrets taking care of the mad scientist ...
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