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Old 05-25-2014, 04:46 PM   #2356
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Oh! How sweet! Rescue, with lunch provided!
Here rest in this bowl and hold the "lunch" for a bit. I'll be back some spoons shortly.
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Old 05-25-2014, 05:21 PM   #2357
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Hmm, did we remember to turn back down the temperature on Pooh's water heater before it built up too much pressure?


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Old 05-25-2014, 06:53 PM   #2358
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*zzzzzz* I had the strangest dream - that my roost exploded whilst I was dozing in a giant bowl shaped recliner. And 5WW provided aroma therapy herbs.

*chicken looks around*

Oh my .... oh my my my .....

Luckily I have Chicken Protection Program on speed dial -- looks like I'll be using it again ....
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Old 05-25-2014, 07:27 PM   #2359
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Luckily I have Chicken Protection Program on speed dial -- looks like I'll be using it again ....

We're sorry.
Your request for protection has been denied due to nonpayment of premium.
Please commence running for your life.
You're on your own.
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Old 05-25-2014, 07:44 PM   #2360
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We're sorry.
Your request for protection has been denied due to nonpayment of premium.
Please commence running for your life.
You're on your own.
Liar. He is paid up until the end of this century. (I guess he doesn't want to take chances. Those "friends" of his.)

We have already dispatched Agents to poohbears rescue.

@poohbear, you want we should whack her til she squeals?
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Old 05-25-2014, 09:14 PM   #2361
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Wicked little optimist! Don't worry 5WW! Help is on the way!
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Old 05-25-2014, 09:26 PM   #2362
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Wicked little optimist! Don't worry 5WW! Help is on the way!
Um, I don't know about you, but my men don't wait (or mess) around.

5WW was dealt with an hour and a half ago. Notice how quiet she's been since then? Quiet as the GRAVE since: https://www.mobileread.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2837809
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Old 05-25-2014, 09:32 PM   #2363
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Old 05-25-2014, 09:33 PM   #2364
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That was a clone that the BEL made to protect his wife.
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Old 05-25-2014, 09:40 PM   #2365
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That was a clone that the BEL made to protect his wife.
Like I said, my men move fast. He TRIED... we intercepted and turned it.

Again, why do you think she's been so quiet?
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Old 05-25-2014, 09:42 PM   #2366
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Oh were those your men? So sorry about the mess. I hope their insurance was paid up.

Hi Elf What's shaking? Get your sword back from the weasels yet?
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Old 05-25-2014, 09:52 PM   #2367
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Oh were those your men? So sorry about the mess. I hope their insurance was paid up.
Did they leave a mess when they left? I'm sorry. We don't believe in insuring for that kind of thing, though. Our policy states that you are responsible for property damage incurred while enforcement is carried out. You're out of luck there.

Don't mess with peoples' showers and everything will be better.

Fair is fair. poohbear deserves a clean death at the very least. You have been warned. Sharply! (Our policies only cover indignity, but we WILL respond in force.)
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Old 05-25-2014, 10:06 PM   #2368
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Apparently you have me confused with someone else. I didn't fiddle with the hot water tank. I simply tried to make soup. I think you want to speak with the weasels.

Clearly your people had no cause to attempt to attack me. I'll be generous and overlook their... enthusiasm... this time. However I shall most likely not show such kind restraint in the future.
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We guarantee you will find no definitive proof of our involvement. In fact the only fingerprints on the water heater belong to the very next poster!
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Old 05-26-2014, 08:59 AM   #2370
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*chicken pops a new batch of corn & prepares to watch the desolate & hungry 'friends' savage one another .... under the watchful eye of eschwartz*
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