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Wut??
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I've been thinking and there's one way for PoohBear to avoid being eaten, he can transform into another type of bird that humans don't eat. After all, the following don't exist:
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There is pretty much nothing that was once alive (or sometimes still alive ) in this world that isn't eaten, drank, or stuffed in some orifice by some member of the human race. After all, someone once smelled a durian and thought: "I wonder if I can eat that thorny, smelly thing?"
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I’m a Happy Boy!
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hmm.....caramel chicken......that might work.
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Bah! Humbug!
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Oh, ick! Sticky caramel on my feathers? Yuck!
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I’m a Happy Boy!
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(Should I offer to lick it off?)
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Bah! Humbug!
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Yech! Doggie drool!
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*sneaks in and raises temperature on water heater*
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Bah! Humbug!
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*splash* *scrub* *suds*
Hey! Ow! Hot! *chicken frantically twists knobs* Help! 5WW! Remember Lassie? It's time to rescue the chicken! |
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I’m a Happy Boy!
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Bah! Humbug!
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Oh! How sweet! Rescue, with lunch provided!
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That's true, you are providing lunch...for us!
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